Helluverse is my toy box

I hate the canon of Helluverse so I make my own.

[bayoudeercannibal]

I'm antichaggie because Vaggie, a woc, is pulling the emotional baggage of the "relationship" while Charlie gets to play retarded white savior to a population who is stuggling not because they sinned and fell but because her dad is a jackoff pussy whipped diaper baby who can't even run the ring of Pride properly let alone all of Hell

Husk/Angel or Alastor/Angel is ALSO bad because Slag is a pissbaby who refuses to actually change - it's shown all of his progress was because Vox was puppeting him.

And doesn't it say something that those 2/3/4 ships are being carried by a poc while the white person is shown to be useless? And are popular?

[bayoudeercannibal]

Ya know what would be funny? Because it would be accurate to the time period?

If Mike was homophobic.

And crashed out on Will.

[fuschiaflexxxxx]

how did some of you even watch Hazbin Hotel oh my god charlie is SO fucking annoying HOW IS SHE EVEN LIKED??? like I get it EVERYONE has flaws, thats TOTALLY fine but OH MY GOD, she's so SO irritating. First of all, she appears to be kind and mEsSy, but she doesn't even consider what her girlfriend, Vaggie or her friends, Angel Dust, Husk are even saying to her. Vaggie literally warned her about the Vees, telling her they are bad news, AND CHARLIE IGNORES HER??? guess what happened later, YEAH THEY WERE BAD NEWS, and let's not even forget that she KNOWS the Vees abused Angel Dust. Valentino literally SA's him? and she STILL invited them to her hotel? for an interview? KNOWING ANGEL DUST WAS THERE. I HATEEEEE her. Like I genuinely don't hate characters BUT God, Charlie is an exception. Her constant yapping and "ooH iM sO aWkWaRd uWu" IS SO F A W K I N G annoying LIKE GOD WOMAN YOU WONT BE IN HALF THE SITUATIONS YOU ARE IN IF YOU JIST FUCKING LISTENED TO YOUR FRIENDS. her stubbornness sets me off. Hazbin hotel sucks ass but I genuinely love Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb a lot, the only characters who are somewhat likable I guess.

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Went from this ^ (ugly thing)

To this ^ (far more appealing).

The idea I had was that the only differences between male and female Night Furies is that the females are smaller and have blue eyes instead of green.

[bayoudeercannibal]

Went from this ^ (ugly thing)

To this ^ (far more appealing).

The idea I had was that the only differences between male and female Night Furies is that the females are smaller and have blue eyes instead of green.

[bayoudeercannibal]

Redo of this.

Used the original concept but retooled to be a girl, her being a clone is entirely up in the air because I'm making a population of Tittertwill birds with those same behaviors [it's in a show were Ducks exist with ducks so DEAL WITH IT] that live Not In Duckburg because idk if I want to really do anything with her beyond this and she's based off of the colors of the original female Tittertwill Bird of Knowledge.

Marina I(sabella) Briggs loves her grandfather (Bradford Buzzard) with all of her heart - pity.

[bayoudeercannibal]

Rework of Luz, gave her the Echo Mouse as a familiar/palisman she named Queso.

Not really an au, just what I would have preferred to see in a protagonist that was inspired by a different protagonist that just so happened to be a witch that was also in an adventure series.

[bayoudeercannibal]

Au where Superboy/Conner is the biological son of Kara Zor-el and Lex Luthor. Who was born the same way Eve's (of Invincible fame) brothers were born, using biological samples, in a test chamber.

Kara is kept heavily drugged with Kryptonite, in a chamber of her own, until Lex decides to have another child.

[bayoudeercannibal]

Went from this ^ (ugly thing)

To this ^ (far more appealing).

The idea I had was that the only differences between male and female Night Furies is that the females are smaller and have blue eyes instead of green.

[bayoudeercannibal]

"[Insert Character Name] is the closest I've come to playing myself."

Can actors fucking stop with this? Like, you are getting paid to be someone else. Stop playing characters that's just you in a costume. No wonder Hollywood is losing.

[bayoudeercannibal]

Alastor x Vanessa in Righteous Valor

Alastor killed Adam, thus took his colors. Vanessa decided if was time to wear white, after killing Lute and freeing herself from the shadows and shackles of her past.

[bayoudeercannibal]

Also, the bullshit with Rosie owning Alastor's soul and thus SHE GAVE HIM VOODOO is racist as shit.

It works better if Alastor knew voodoo in life and it manifests itself AFTER HE DIED

That way it wouldn't look like she saw a black man and went "ya know what? I can act on mah racizm"

[anonyymoose]

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

[bayoudeercannibal]

Anyone want to educate me on why Jax being confirmed trans in the credits of the finale post abstraction is giving the Bury Your Gays trope?

[bayoudeercannibal]

What is it with making rich girls goths that are anti-capitalist? That's two things that shouldn't go together. "Rich" and "anti capitalist". So fucking stupid.

It works with Sam because I fucking hate her.

With Via? Like.. it doesn't fit. Goth is fine, being a teenager and being unable to see past her bubble is fine. But her, a princess of all things, being anti capitalist? Stupidest thing ever.

Charlatan can flaunt money all she wants, just a slut with money.

[bayoudeercannibal]

Also, ya'll are wrong.

Gambit don't fold to no one. Not even his wife.

With her? He's all in.

[bayoudeercannibal]

Fuckit all.

Most characters in Helluverse are now Bisexual whenever you see my posts with shipping headcanons or just In General now because I disagree with certain choices made & it will open the door for other pathways.

Canon is canon is guidelines for fanon.