baz's six of crows brainrot

inactive!!! sorry 😔

[bazkrekkerbrokemyshin]

Hey guys! Just thought I'd let you know that the hyperfixation has officially left the building. I will not be updating any fics or art for the foreseeable future. Any SOC related reblogs will probably go back to my main, @notalvindraper, but the content will be scarce. Thank you for all the love and support you've shown to me in this community! It was a great year.

-BKBMS

[bazkrekkerbrokemyshin]

hc that kaz doesn’t like others knowing his birthday (for security’s sake and maybe some angst) but when people really get on his nerve with their prying, he pretends to finally give in and says it’s on april 1

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Grishaverse text posts I made out of things my friends and I have actually said. In real life.

Part 41 ✨

(Playing chess)

Kaz: So just to clarify, what you’re saying is that this pawn is gay and therefore killing it would be homophobic?

Jesper: Yes. He has a husband and a dog waiting for him at home. Would you really kill him when he has a husband and a dog?

Kaz: Yes. That pawn is dead meat.

Jesper: Homophobia

*looking at Kaz’s childhood photos*

Jesper: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LOOK POSSESSED

Jesper: At what point is this stalkerish?

Inej: I’m just an observant person!

Matthias: Right, Jesper’s been there before so he’s in charge of directions

Jesper: what? No I have a famously terribly sense of direction

Inej, supportively: It’s true

[investmentofmyheart]

Jesper: Wylan’s been going to work with a fever and chills all week, and I can’t convince him he’s ill enough to rest

Inej: Kaz caught a bad cold once and he was so worried he’d sleep in that he asked me to keep him from sleeping at all

Jesper: What the fuck

Inej: They’re Kerch. I haven’t found a cure.

[thrilm]

[extravagantlylestat]

The honorary Crow, Milo.

[investmentofmyheart]

I’d like to say, if you gave the crows a time to be somewhere it’d be like:

Matthias: 10 minutes early

Kaz: 1-5 minutes early

Inej: Exactly on time

Wylan: 1-5 minutes late (unless arriving with Jesper)

Jesper: 15-45 minutes late

Nina: At least 1 hour late

[dasiesanddarkness]

i just know wesper is the dramatic couple. every other week there’s a text in the crows’ group chat that says: “Jesper/Wylan and I are breaking up, and you need to pick sides”, and it’s always the stupidest reason you could think of. Wylan didn’t laugh hard enough at a meme Jesper showed him. Jesper (completely accidentally) fell asleep while Wylan was yapping about some math/music/science/art thing. Wylan didn’t like a movie Jesper made him watch. Jesper said Wylan burned their dinner (he did). just silly things. and every time they all collectively choose Wylan’s side just to piss of Jesper, who threatens to never speak to any of them again

[grishaversefaketweets]

[grishaversefaketweets]

[gerz-s]

[valeriacrosly]

*some mention of Kaz’s family* Jesper: I always just assumed he was raised by wolves or something

Matthias: Wolves would have done a better job

[ineffable-soandso]

I once saw someone say that Jesper sends Jan letters post-Crooked Kingdom about how much he wishes Jan could visit him and Wylan at the Van Eck estate, and how he's looking forward to meeting him, knowing damn well Jan is in prison and couldn't visit if he wanted to, just to get back at him for the letters he sent to Wylan, and that is canon to me now.

[mythpilled]

[usernameyettocome]

a very little tiny Wylan sketch because uhhh yes

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

wylan’s level of commitment to any given bit is truly revolutionary

[ithinkimabananatree]

let’s get one thing straight: my ghost will NOT be associating with your ghost