Big Brother House Of Shade 9

Hosted by Rhea (Played in seasons 4,5, and 6) and Simon (Played in seasons 3 and 6)

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It’s time to crown the WINNER of Big Brother House Of Shade 9: Season of Terror 

Madison’s Vote: 

I’m conflicted. As a human being, I’ve always been conflicted. I think that life is meaningless and important at the same time. It’s meaningless because we’re all gonna die, but it’s important because we’re all living, we can love, and I can quest for knowledge because knowledge is power, right? Well, unfortunately those in power say what knowledge is, especially here. In this game, I was eliminated from this game. My fate was sealed. And if it wasn’t for people gaining safety mostly by themselves, I would be here, and I would’ve had no decisions to make. So now I’m not thinking just for myself. I’m thinking about you, too. I’m in an impossible situation tonight. You both had a part in what happened to me that week, so how did you both end up in final 2? You’re both victims just like I am, but unfortunately in life, victims, aren’t we all? That’s all I have to say.

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COREY 

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JACOB 

Allison’s vote: 

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JACOB 

Steffen’s Vote: 

Hey both, first of all congratulations, first and foremost I want you guys to realize you played an amazing game, though not the same, they were great in they’re own way so “snaps”, anyways with that being said I’m voting for the clearly better player,

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JACOB 

That’s  3 votes Jacob, 1 vote Corey, 5 votes left 

Jake’s Vote: 

I'm going with the person who answered my questions the best.

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COREY 

Jevvon’s Vote: 

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COREY 

That’s 3 votes Corey, 3 Votes Jacob, 3 votes left 

Jordan’s Vote: 

I am voting for the person who played the best game, and who from day 1 I saw as a huge threat and somehow made it to the end despite it.

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JACOB 

Rhone’s Vote: 

from chicago with love

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COREY 

That’s 4 votes Corey, 4 Votes Jacob, 1 vote left 

Lauren’s Vote: 

Imma vote 4 my arch nemesis

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JACOB

CONGRATULATIONS, BY A VOTE OF 5-4 JACOB YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE WINNER OF BIG BROTHER HOUSE OF SHADE SEASON 9! 

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JURY, YOU CAN NOW VOTE! YOUR VOTES ARE DUE, TOMORROW, FEBRUARY 14TH, @8:30EST!!! NO EXTENSIONS WILL BE GRANTED! 

Please feel free to give a voting confessional of sorts. Please note, these will appear BEFORE the vote is revealed, so do not make it too obvious who you have voted for! 

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JORDAN’S QUESTION 

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139084479007/friends-rheas-countrymen-lend-me-your

ANSWER:

I always heard that pictures can speak 1000 words so here we go!

http://prntscr.com/a2wcwy 

Jev- Hufflepuff- Because he was really kind to me, I felt bad evicting him

Jake- Slytherin- Because you were someone viewed as a villain by most of the house 

Lauren- Ravenclaw- IDEK I HAVE NEVER SEEN HARRY POTTER!

Jordan- Slytherin- Because of your ways !!!!!!!

Madison- Ravenclaw- Idek aesthetic? 

Rhone- Gryffindor- Brave Grandma

Chrissa- Hufflepuff- What a sweet child

Steffen- Hufflepuff- He can’t say a single sentence without “FREAKING” “OMG”

Allison- Gryffindor- Brave Mom

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CHRISSA’S QUESTION:

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139084964757/hey-guys-congrats-on-f2-more-i-want-to-ask

ANSWER:

Chrissa you are so great!!!! Seriously you are such a great friend and I love being on calls with you. From our conversations about Undertale to social justice to how we were both evicted on week 3 in trashybb! Keep slaying and tll Jenny i said hi.

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MADISON’S QUESTION:

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139086186627/okay-well-hello-jury-here-we-have-two-very

ANSWER:

You aren’t wrong when you say I was aligned with a lot of people, but I had one true ally this entire game. Myself! I was loyal to people only when it benefited me. I was loyal to a majority of the jury. I am going to use you as an example Madison. I was loyal to you most of the game, there was no way you would be getting evicted during one of my hoh reigns. It was up until the moment I saw a chance to take you out since it had to happen eventually. There was not one point before the “thing” where I seriously tried super hard to dig your grave. I say this all the time, I hate F2s so much because they automatically put this expectation of trust on people, so I just never had one. I did what I had to do each week to make sure I got forward. Like with Steffen and Chrissa, I loved you both and you both helped me a lot in this game, but eventually things had to happen.

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RHONE’S QUESTION:

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139086468022/hi-ladies-more-you-probably-saw-this-coming

ANSWER:

Hi Rhone I love you so much! The main things I really enjoyed about Corey’s game was the fact that he was able to be a “target” but still survive 5(I think) evictions where he was final nominee. He was really good at moving the spotlight to other people in this game. No one really saw you as a threat until jury and even though I am not the type of person to play an “under the radar” game, it is truly impressive to see someone else use it to pull through. I still think it’s so great how Corey and I hated each other for 2 solid weeks but somehow we were able to put things aside.

  Also Corey is a very honest person. He isn’t afraid to tell you if he did something or not. That is super cut throat and I appreciate that. Honesty can take you a long way in this game even if that is the truth they didn’t want to hear.

(sudden change in povs but thats ok)

  Your friendships with Rhone and Madison were really inspiring, even if you all made a f3 ditching me from the bad bitch club, I still think it’s amazing. You shouldn’t have been classified as the “weakest link” in that alliance because 1.) none of you were weak and 2.) Look where you are!

(Still vote for me tho <3)

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ALLISON’S QUESTION:

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139133621307/hey-guys-congratulations-on-making-final-2-you

ANSWER:

So I think you had two major strong points in the game, at the very beginning of the game you were such a powerful player being in many alliances in even the first week. You were such a huge social threat, but you still survived and I admire that. The other was when you got Rhone evicted. It was such a good decision and it could be considered one of the best moves in the entire game even if it was so heartbreaking.

Your downfall was closer to the end when you just stopped trying. Idk its hard fo see a major fault in your game a reason i didnt take you to f2

If I had to compare you to a dangan ronpa character who isn’t one of our favs I would have to say Mahiru. I think you are the love child of Hiyoko and Mahiru since you have Mahiru’s sweet bubbly attitude and Hiyoko’s insults.

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LAUREN’S QUESTION:

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139133685502/hello-new-phone-who-dismore-nah-im-just

ANSWER:

1. How did you get literally everyone to follow you?

  Actually something people don’t realize in orgs sometimes is actually making a bond with someone over something outside of this game is very very good! Lauren I talked to you about pokemon, hair colors, and movies a bunch outside of all the game talk even when we were sworn rivals. If you make bonds with people and the only thing you guys talk about is game, it makes it so much easier to backstab them. Also being on literally every single fucking housecall helped even if they were really extra at times. I tried to connect with everyone I needed to a point where I could come to them and talk about game without it being awkward and them being like “this is sketchy why is he just talking about game”

2. Clearly you had a lot of alliances, but were you loyal to anyone? Did you have an F2?

Even though I told a few people they were my f2s I never had a real f2. Final 2s are so annoying to me because they put this high level of responsible on you to be accountable for the other person’s actions and their safety, I work better in big alliances of 5 people and those are what I was apart of most of this game. I was loyal to people when I needed them here, I find Steffen a pretty good example here. I was loyal to him a majority of this game all the way up until Madison’s eviction because once I backstabbed her I knew you were well aware I wouldn’t be afraid to do it to you too. This doesn’t mean I stopped talking to him I just didn’t trust him and didn’t feel comfortable if he had any power.

3. Who was the worst player out of the jury members. Be completely honest

. Jev, just because I feel like he could have done so much better. He had an alliance with Corey and Madison, but didn’t really use that to his advantage. He was the weakest link on your side and even if the kid is super sweet I would have to pick him, plus he is the first juror.

4. How do you feel about giraffes?

http://prntscr.com/a2wbjw 

I face swapped myself on my friends halloween costume LMAOO~!

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STEFFEN’S QUESTION:

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139134872087/sup-nerdsmore-just-kidding-luv-you-guys

ANSWER:

I see where you are coming from how I lost power in the middle of the game. That was mainly due to who was in power. Corey and Rhone were hohs during that time and it was hard to have some power when this was going on. Once we hit the f8 I just had one thing in mind the rest of the game, it was to keep myself safe 100%. I had to play week by week and when I needed a veto, I fought for it and when I needed to make a power move I did too. I may have not been controlling the majority those few weeks, but I was certainly making moves to keep me safe!

Jordan’s eviction- Even though I still think I could have survived against to Jordan by a few votes, Madison saved me this week, I would hint in alliance chats how it would have been amazing if Allison was next to Jordan since they were so close and it would ensure Jordan’s eviction and that is what happened.

Madison’s eviction- I had the dpov this week, but I wanted it f6 really badly so I could ensure myself 2 weeks, so even though I was the original target I was able to get Madison on the block which is my favorite move I made, even if I felt so guilty afterwards. Even if I ended up getting put up by you after you saved Allison, I still had the dpov in my back pocket.

Rhone’s eviction- Rhone’s eviction was mostly Allison and Chrissa’s doings, Looking back I see how it was a really important move to make and I think it was a really great power move. I had little to no influence on who went and I find it humorous how one of the times in the game I didn’t have a lot of control was during my hoh. I still nominated them initially, so I helped the plan out in a way.

For your dangan ronpa list here

Allison Hiyoko

Steffen Chiaki/Togami

Rhone Celes

Madison Genocider Syo

Jordan- Nekomaru

Jake- Gangster guy(too lazy to look up how to spell his name)

Lauren- Peko

Jev- Leon?

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JEVVON’S QUESTION:

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139144108997/hello-final-2-congratulations-on-both-of-you

ANSWER:

• Do you in any way regret putting me up the week I was evicted?

   To be perfectly honest, no. In no way were you helping me in this game and I knew the moment you got power someone I was close with or me would be in huge trouble. We probably were the most distant out of everyone in jury. Even though I think you are a great guy, I do not regret putting you up the week you were evicted. Plus I split you and Lauren up and I know she wanted my head on a silver platter.

• If you could be in the final 2 with anyone else (excluding Corey) who would it be?

    If I had to pick anyone else to be in F2 with I would have had to pick Chrissa. I feel like I could have beaten her 99% in a f2 unless she had the most secretive powerful underground game ever. The main reason we evicted her is because we needed to take her out before an endurance competition happened because (no offense Chrissa) Chrissa isn’t the busiest person and I could see her pulling an allnighter and destroying us.

• Why do you think you deserve my vote more than Corey?

   I think this could best be described in the song “Anything you can do I can do better” Corey had a great social game, I had a better one. Corey had quite a few comp wins, I had more. I may have been nominated 6 times throughout the course of this game, but Corey has been nominated 5 times and each of those 5 times he was a final nominee. Out of the 6 times I was nominated I wasn’t a final nominee once.

• Give each HoS9 player the BBUS houseguest you personally think they are most like

(I have only seen a few bb seasons so this is hard)

Olivia- Annie

Allie Jenn

Finn Kathy

Chris Andrew idek

Jev kevin

Jake Audrey

Lauren Nicole

Jordan Lane

Madison- Shelli Poole

Rhone- Vanessa

Chrissa- Meg

Steffen Johnny Mac

Allison Jackie

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JAKE’S QUESTION:

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139145367002/hi-queersmore-congrats-on-making-it-to-the

ANSWER:

1. if the dpov twist wasn’t so overused this season do u think you’d still be in the end?

    Honestly if the dpov twist wasn’t around I would have tried to play a little quieter than I did, it was mostly obvious to figure out who had the dpovs and I would make my actions based on who I thought had them. I can’t really say for sure since as you said it was overused and a huge part of the game. We just had to adapt to it and go with it, if they didn’t exist I would have been able to adapt just like I did when they were a thing.

2. did you have any pre-existing relationships coming into the house and if so, do you

think it worked to your advantage or disadvantage?

  I knew Allie and Madison before this game began. Allie wasn’t really useful much except for making me laugh at the beginning of the game. I love her so much and she did help me out giving me a dpov week 3 and I love her for that. I believe I still could have been successful without her too.

     Madison is a more interesting topic. We weren’t just closely linked because we knew each other, but we also were aligned with similar people in the game. I thought she was going to be pawned all season at first, but she picked herself up and towards the end of the game I knew the time was coming for one of us to backstab each other so I took the chance I could.

3. pick a number 1-10

7

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JORDAN’S QUESTION

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139084479007/friends-rheas-countrymen-lend-me-your

ANSWER:

Hi Jordan, I’m not a kiss ass and while Jacob might be really kind to you or give you some bullshit answer to get your vote. I’m not going to stroke your ego for a vote. What sucks is I started to really like you when we became the targets of the house. I wish I could have trusted you sooner because it became you or me leaving, but I won HOH so they came for you. Also i didn’t get 7th like you said i would so i’m v happy. I do think you played a good  game manipulating everyone while I knew what was going on and everyone called ME SHADY. That was so frustrating when I would tell people you were lying and you evicted Steffen and everyone was like “omg corey is sketchy he definitely saved Jev”. Props to you for your gameplay. A vote for me is a vote for the underdog. You were an underdog and you should vote for the underdog who stayed true to himself and played a sneaky, under-the-radar game.

Jev - Hufflepuff

Lauren - Slytherin, sly and mysterious

Jake - Slytherin, idk seems like mysterious male version of Lauren. Always plotting and giggling.

Jordan - Slytherin; i mean cmon…you’re smart and manipulative. ofcourse you’re a slytherin

Madison -  Hufflepuff because memes

Rhone - Ravenclaw; They are cool, calm, and collected. Always very intelligent and level headed. They never cease to be a voice of reason.

Chrissa - Hufflepuff; She is a fun personality and very loyal friend. She gets along with many people and has a contagious personality that make people want to be her friend.

Steffen - Hufflepuff; quirky and friendly

Allison - Gryffindor; She is smart and hardworking. She always is well-spoken and has qualities of a brave gryffindor.

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CHRISSA’S QUESTION: 

 http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139084964757/hey-guys-congrats-on-f2-more-i-want-to-ask 

ANSWER: 

I made my own connections and paved my own path to get here. We all make moves with our allies so did you with allison and jacob the whole game. Not a single one of us “ran” the game even if some people think they did. Big Brother is a social experiment to test how people interact and who can survive the longest dealing with different personalities. I dealt with people in my own way, made my own decisions, and didn’t follow anyone. Never once did I do what someone “told me to do” because I voted how I wanted, had my own comp strategies, and had my own game.

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MADISON’S QUESTION:

 http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139086186627/okay-well-hello-jury-here-we-have-two-very

ANSWER: 

Jev - The Iconic Trio! Was always sketchy when it started but was a fun time and for me was always my plan B in case y’all fucked me over but plan b never was available so it taught me to always have a new plan b ready

Lauren - I always got good vibes from Lauren as someone who was chill and someone I wanted to be friends with. While we never did really become friends I admired her for her sense of humor, and never being a drama queen. I definitely wish you could have stuck around for us to become actual allies and friends. (Even after I looked like a dumb ass getting in the middle of a stupid fake fight but oh well)

Jake - Taught me not to always take everything so seriously. Take shit with a grain of salt and have fun with it

Jordan - I learned to always speak my mind, stay confident in yourself, and not take any shit from people. Jordan stayed true to himself and called out people and it was entertaining af.

Madison - You made me laugh all the time, listened to me talk about my life problems, and became a wonderful friend in this game. Even though you were plotting behind my back, you made this game enjoyable and made me feel not so alone in the game.

Rhone - CHI TOWN. Truly one of the greatest people I’ve met online and we live like a few miles apart. You are a kind person who kept me level headed. You kept me from cussing people out when i really wanted to, and not being a sloppy mess ever.

Chrissa - You were always so easy to talk to and i respected your honesty. You were such a joy to play the game with and i am taking away your amazing social game as a lesson learned.

Steffen - I learned it’s okay to be confident but never get power hungry or arrogant with all the power you may earn because it can be a personal demise.

Allison - our personalities meshed so well and it was amazing to meet someone who shared so many ideas and values with me on small things to little things. I know i have a friend in you.

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RHONE’S QUESTION: 

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139086468022/hi-ladies-more-you-probably-saw-this-coming

ANSWER: 

I do think Jacob deserves to win the game. Like me, he also fought to be here. He won competitions to keep him safe and did what he had to so he could stay in the game. I do admire him because he always pulled through in competitions because he knew he had to win or else he would be going.

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ALLISON’S QUESTION: 

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139133621307/hey-guys-congratulations-on-making-final-2-you

ANSWER: 

Everyone always needs a specific big move and I get that. If I had to pick a big move it would be putting myself in a position where I didn’t need to win competitions all the time. Knowing there were comp threats like Steffen and Jacob, i knew my moves had to be more subtle. I set myself up with the people I knew had pull and power. I made myself seem unthreatening and like a good person to keep in the game. I set myself up so Steffen and Jacob believed I deserved to be there and though that you and Chrissa had manipulated your way to an easy final 2. So all eyes were on each other, and no eyes on me. My big move is not condensed to one singular moment, but a collection of interactions and creating a game in which I would be safe. And when I knew my ass was on the line I won HOH or I fought like hell to stay in an eviction. I know people *cough* steffen *cough* want to say i “sat in a corner and did nothing” but i did not. I fought to stay every week. Just because I was fed up of talking to Steffen because I didn’t like talking to a brick wall, does not mean I did not fight to be at the final 2. I deserve to be here. I overcame the odds. I stayed level headed and was able to think clearly about each move and see the cracks in the many final 2 deals you all had (you/steffen, you/chrissa, jacob/steffen, etc). I don’t believe Jacob played a better game, I think he just played a much different game. He played loud and HAD to win. I played quiet and did not have to win comps. And it got me here.

If Jacob and I weren’t in the final 2 I think that Steffen definitely DESERVES to be in the final 2 for his gameplay and Madison for literally being Neda but she got exposed by Jacob. Who I would WANT to be here is Rhone & You because I believe you both played excellent social games and were sneaky, under-the-radar type players as I was.

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LAUREN’S QUESTION: 

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139133685502/hello-new-phone-who-dismore-nah-im-just

ANSWER: 

1. Most of the game the only people I felt I could trust were Steffen, Rhone, and Madison. Discovering Madison & Steffen were a showmance after Jacob exposed them proved to me I could not trust them. It hurt because I truly trusted Madison with my life in this game. But Rhone was my number 1. Everyone knows this. They helped me stay level headed and succeed in this game. I fought to the end because I wanted to make it for Rhone. They deserved to be here, and if they couldn’t I wanted to make sure I would be.

2. I do think i deserve to win over Jacob because I played more intelligently than him. He freaked out, got power hungry, and made alliances left & right. He played a messy game and had to win competitions because he knew everyone wanted him out.  Jacob made final 2s and alliances left and right, as well as promises he couldn’t keep. He played a game where he had to backstab and be shady, while I made it where I have backstabbed no one. Yet there are some people who forget Jacob was messy and think me being undetected is “bad gameplay”. My gameplay was smart and intricate while jacob’s was just winging it and playing loud and messy. While winning competitions is great and all, Big Brother is not all about competition records.I didn’t overplay my hand, didn’t over-align myself, and stuck to what I thought I could trust until they proved me wrong. I was fiercely loyal and I was able to convince people they could beat me in the final 2. That’s why I knew this would be hard because my strategy was to make sure I ended up in finals no matter what, but by not being a threat. And when I appear to not be a threat it makes it more difficult to sway a jury. If we are looking at challenges I fought in every challenge. I almost beat Steffen in the spamming challenge but he had people helping him to get to 4,000 notes while i was close behind with 3,600 notes out of nowhere because i fought. I placed second or third in many other challenges. I never once did not try my hardest. I wanted this so badly and I knew I couldn’t be doing the same things I did last time that got me 3rd. I hope you can respect the underdog gameplay, the under-rated gameplay (as I’m sure some jurors have trashed my game), and I do think I deserve to beat Jacob.

3. Maybe Jordan just because I feel like he made a lot of enemies in his last week by calling them all out, besides me and Jacob. I don’t really think I would for sure beat anyone because the game would have been different if different people made it further. If I won that final HOH I planned on taking Allison over Jacob but made a final 2 deal with Jacob just to secure I was in finals no matter what. I think I would have had a better chance against Allison, but I also know she would have pulled out all of the stops to sway votes so who knows.

4. Giraffes are cute and I like their tongues. Just look!http://xtinas.tumblr.com/post/139151393538/lindsaychrist-omgs-liquidglue-need-me-a

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STEFFEN’S QUESTION: 

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139134872087/sup-nerdsmore-just-kidding-luv-you-guys

ANSWER: 

Honestly, this was the problem with this cast you and other people were so obsessed with your egos and claiming your “big move” that in your eyes no one else did anything. You think I sat around, kissed ass, and did nothing because you would hate to believe that everything wasn’t your move. When I was not winning competitions I had to play a different game to get to the end. I had to make myself appear as non-threatening. You made yourself a threat by literally telling everyone that you had their back and wanted them to stay. I compared notes with many people and you had said the same shit to me AND Jacob to make us feel safe.

It got to a point in the game where I was sick of people giving me half-assed “we have a plan” or “don’t worry about it”. Because at the end of the day I had to make sure all of your fragile egos were being stroked. That it was “other people’s moves”. It was SO frustrating to have to sit there while you thought you were king of the fucking world and everything I would say to you, you would be condescending and act like I was your puppet.

At the end of the day I’m not stupid, and I knew if I couldn’t win comps every week I had to play to the other houseguest’s personalities. I understand people very well. People with big egos need to have their egos stroked and feel like they’re some bad ass player. So i did that. People who would over think I would let them over think. I would give them more to think about. I always did that with Jacob, and Jacob would always have this internal conflict of what to do because he had alliances left and right.

If you think manipulating people is “kissing ass” i think you should take a look back on your interactions with people. I never kissed ass. I just let people think they were smarter, stronger, and better than me. Because if you step up to a big ego, that big ego will be upset and try to take you out. But instead I laid low, won when I needed to, and set it up so you were in jury and I wasn’t. You can be as bitter as you want, but I made it here. I deserve to be here. My BIG MOVE was playing to people’s emotions and personalities, being patient with the bullshit, and being under the radar.

You all underestimated me the whole time, that’s why you got rid of Chrissa as an endurance threat. Little did you know I am good at endurance competitions. You always overlooked me and treated me like I was dumb. I am the dark horse. I am the underdog. I made it to the end with hard work and patience. So stop discrediting my gameplay because yours didn’t work out for you. GOOD DAY SIR.

Houseguest - “Piece of shit” tattooed on his forehead

Olivia - Pink lipstick marks on her shoulder blade

Finn - Adventure time tattoo

Allie - Two triangles on her wrist

Chris - A giant lobster on his face

Jev - A bottle of vodka tattooed on his wrist

Lauren - something cute and bad ass like a rabbit holding a knife

Jake - an ass tattoo that says “Enjoy your meal”

Jordan - The word “flawless” on his chest

Madison - Pepe the Frog Mural on her back

Rhone - A queen crown or maybe an abstract combination of shapes and lines on their upper arm

Chrissa - A quote from her favorite book

Steffen - “Noway but Norway” tattooed on your chest

Allison - An ankle tattoo that just says “Feel the Bern”

Jacob - The word Anus on his inner lip

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JEVVON’S QUESTION: 

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139144108997/hello-final-2-congratulations-on-both-of-you

ANSWER: 

• Were you ever loyal to me?

Not fully ever, it was more of a back up plan. I thought about it, but I knew that you had your own alliances, and while I wanted to save you I did trust steffen more (oops that was a mistake). I had every intention of you, me, and Madison working together as a fall back plan if thinks backfired with other people, but we didn’t really have that much time to work together. I do like you as a person, but I never knew if I could trust you.

• What moves did you make that you can argue were strictly your own?

Steffen says i sat there and Chrissa said she asked to be evicted but literally for a whole day i talked to Jacob about keeping me and told him to talk to Steffen for me. I told Steffen i was scared and wanted to stay so he could “make a move and keep me” because if i tried to be strategic he would feel i was making a move and that would be unacceptable. By the time I got around to Allison my plan to get Chrissa out by posing her as a threat for endurance, and as someone who would get a free ride into final 2 for her social game and have more jury votes than me, had been in full swing. I also tried to stupidly trust people in joining together in getting Steffen out after Madison, but NO THEY GOT RHONE INSTEAD. Many of the moves I made were for my own benefit. Talking about how others were threatening, how Allison & Chrissa didn’t have to win challenges but were always safe PLUS had jury votes. This made me appear less threatening. My interactions with people were strictly my own. I never did what anyone told me to and I never was manipulated, but always let people think they were manipulating me. Because people love to feel like they have all the power. Then when they get comfortable is when they get evicted.

Jev - Becky (BB17)

Lauren - Britney (BB12 and BB14)

Jake - Jackie (BB17)

Jordan - Marcellas (BB3/BB7)

Madison - Janelle (BB6/BB7/BB14)

Rhone - Helen (BB15)

Chrissa - Michele (BB11)

Steffen - John (BB17)

Allison - Daniele (BB8/BB13)

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JAKE’S QUESTION:

http://bbhouseofshade9.tumblr.com/post/139145367002/hi-queersmore-congrats-on-making-it-to-the

ANSWER: 

1. Honestly when you were still in the game there was a lot going on in my life then we got to talk during that long break. I do wish I would have talked more to you, but it’s too late for that. In BBHell I made the mistake of over-aligning myself. And at that point i was in alliances with various combinations of steffen, rhone, madison, jacob, allison, and chrissa. So i felt like trying to gain your trust would make me seem shadier. As people were already calling me shady. I stuck to who I knew, and i probably shouldn’t have since only rhone was truly loyal to me. I also knew you were lying when I asked you if you were with lauren, jev, and jordan (which of course you needed to hide it), but it just kind of turned into two sides of the house. And your side was clearly losing so I didn’t wanna jump ship from the people who were gonna stay because i could have been evicted. Nothing personal though, i thought you were a fun and interesting person. Also we are apparently twins. VOTE 4 UR TWIN.

2. Idk if i HATE anyone all that much but my least favorite is probably Steffen. We had some good conversation occasionally but like everything he said to me just seemed not at all genuine and he was a game bot. It annoyed me to no end but I had to be nice or else he would use his wizard wand and get me evicted. Fakeness & being condescending are just a big pet peeves of mine especially when he claimed to be a friend and ally the whole game, and I knew he was just being sketchy and fake to my face. Instead of honest with me.

i am very gay i love dick all over my face, thank u

4. 8 because it’s my favorite number

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[bbhouseofshade9-blog]

hi queers,

congrats on making it to the final 2! both of you played gr88 and should be proud. im just going to make this short and sweet since i dont have a huge ego to drive this speech like the rest of the jury. and my vote is up for grabs honestly i dont know.

corey, we didnt even talk in this game. i think we had a total of one conversation which is honestly horrifying to even think about voting for you. however, i think you played pretty well and you figured out a lot of stuff that no one else would believe lol. the people on the jury will undermine your game to make themselves feel better but honestly i think the best two players are sitting in the final 2 right now so keep ur head up! 1. why didnt you ever talk to me? i know its a 2 way street but i got like 8th place or something so not my problem! 2. who do you hate the most on the jury? pls answer this dont cop out unless ur not getting my vote thx 3. r u gay? 4. pick a number 1-10

jacob, fuck you. i love you. but anyway you talked to me a lot even though i knew you were being fake as fuck to me but i just went along with it bc i liked you lol. i think your manipulated a lot of people in this game and my hat goes off to u for that. um i rly dont have much to say except good job and congrats on all those dpov saves. 1. if the dpov twist wasn't so overused this season do u think you'd still be in the end? 2. did you have any pre-existing relationships coming into the house and if so, do you think it worked to your advantage or disadvantage? 3. pick a number 1-10

[bbhouseofshade9-blog]

Hello final 2, congratulations on both of you making it here! 

I don't have much to say because I'm not very good with words so I'm just gonna move right on to my questions! Good luck to both of you (heart)

Questions for Jacob:

• Do you in any way regret putting me up the week I was evicted?

• If you could be in the final 2 with anyone else (excluding Corey) who would it be?

• Why do you think you deserve my vote more than Corey?

Questions for Corey:

• Were you ever loyal to me?

• What moves did you make that you can argue were strictly your own?

Question for both of the finalists:

• Give each HoS9 player the BBUS houseguest you personally think they are most like

[bbhouseofshade9-blog]

Sup NERDS

just kidding luv you guys, honestly I figured this is how the season had to end, with 2 people who hated each other and wanted each other out so desperately, but in the end literally took everyone else out……..STILL FREAKING BITTER……or am I???????? that’ll be a freaking mystery for you guys so enjoy the crap out of that, now in order to cast a vote I need to ask you guys some questions, so let’s do this.

Jacob, oh god to think that we formed a final 2 on day one off the fact I was dressed up in a dinosaur onesie on my Skype profile picture will always be one of the most funny things to happen to me ever, like omg, anyways you seemed to be in control of so much out of the game, but mainly in the beginning and end, but around the middle of it you seemed to lose quite a bit of control to where other people were controlling what was going on and using you as a giant neon shield to take the fall for them, so my question to you is, when you became such a huge target so early, did you purposely lose some control so people would view you less of a threat or did you seriously lose control, cause had you had it your way, Jordan, Madison and Rhone wouldn’t have gone out in the order they did, so I’m really curious……also, piggy backing off of one of Allison’s questions here, give everyone in the jury ( and cast if you want) a character from DR, season 1, 2, survivors or victims, whatever, I just wanna know #TWOSIES

Corey, hey so I think through most of this game we were at like an understanding, maybe a good bit of friendship I dunno, but what I observed in the game, and in your opening statement, is that all you did was survive, woop-de-freaking-do, Jacob did that too, but on top of that he actually made moves, big moves, so my question to you is what did you actually do in this game, besides standing on the block next to most of the jurors, and only saying that you sucked to “survive,” also the moment you claim that me saving you over Chrissa was your move, will be the quickest way to make me write a “J” cause during that whole event you just sat in a corner and did nothing, so again, what did you actually do in this game? also what’s the tattoo you’d want each juror (or each houseguest if you want to make it PHUN) to get? #STOREY

[bbhouseofshade9-blog]

Hello new phone who dis?

Nah i’m just joshin’ ya I know who it is its Corey and Jacob. First of all congrats on making final 2 - as a person who has made final 2 in every game i’ve played apart from this one its pretty gratifying. I’m not trying to toot my own horn here (yes i am) but damn im good. But y’all beat me. Especially Jacob, my arch nemesis in this game. Anyways, Corey I didn’t expect you to make it here tbh so my vote can go either way depending on how y’all answer the jury’s questions. So I have a few questions for each of you.

Corey: 1. Who were your allies in this game 2. Do you think you deserve to win over Jacob? Why? 3. Who do you think you could win against in the jury had they made final 2? 4. How do you feel about giraffes?

Jacob 1. How did you get literally everyone to follow you? 2. Clearly you had a lot of alliances, but were you loyal to anyone? Did you have an F2? 3. Who was the worst player out of the jury members. Be completely honest. 4. How do you feel about giraffes?

[bbhouseofshade9-blog]

Hey guys!! Congratulations on making final 2, you both definitely deserve it.

 I wish I could be there, of course, to slay you both and take this game by a landslide, but alas, I must give it up to you, so your answers better be iconic as fuck or this #robbedkween isn’t going to vote for you.

I’m going to start with Jacob. Honestly, you’re a great player, and I love you to death, and I’m not SUPER bitter about you voting me out, I get it, I would have DESTROYED you at F2 (heart) BUT you still voted me out so :P. For you, I have 2 questions, 1: What was MY best move of the game, and what was my downfall? 2. Compare me to a lesser known DR character (None of the survivors, none of our faves (heart)) and tell me why I played similar to them or why my personality fits.

Corey: Bae (heart) Remember when we decided to do that keeping each other accountable on our diets and then we were never on skype at the same time? That was fun. I honestly love you so much and I am really glad you made it to the f2 even if I am not there. BUT, I have 2 questions for you as well. 1. What was your biggest move this game and how did it get you here. 2. If you and Jacob weren’t F2, who would you want to be there and why?

That’s all I have for both of you. Good luck, and hopefully y’all sway my vote because I’m 99% sure I know who I am voting for. Soooo, good luck and good riddance. Go forth and be iconic my friends (heart)

[bbhouseofshade9-blog]

hi ladies!

you probably saw this coming but i think this final 2 is as flawless as possible given my absence from it. i worked with both of you closely in this game and i can say honestly that my decision is not yet made. unlike jordan and chrissa, i am not going to ask you to kiss my ass, because i genuinely hold both of you in high regard as people and as players. in the words of the great american entertainer alyssa edwards, "it's not personal, it's drag." don't fuck it up.

jacob, you were very fortunate in this game to have won many competitions. corey, you played a truly epic under the radar game and demonstrated tenacity when your back was up against the wall. in some ways i think this vote will come down to each juror's personal preference, the gameplay style they respect more. so i'll keep this very simple:

jacob, tell me why you think corey deserves to win. corey, tell me why you think jacob deserves to win.

bonne chance, salopes ! <3

[bbhouseofshade9-blog]

Okay well hello jury. Here we have two very deserving young men.

 Both of you had huge parts in my game, so I'm very proud that you two of all people are here! Now to ream some asses.

Jacob, you went through this game with 200,000,000 allies. To whom were you truly loyal to in this game?

Corey, I don't need you to explain your gameplay to me like the rest of the jurors will.  So instead, name one thing you'll take away from each of the juror's (in a simpler sense, how each juror influenced you as a person or in this game.

This is a cruicial time boys, may the best man win.

Also, shout out to Amir, Amanda, Cameron, Andie, and Connor for putting up with my frustration while I was writing this.

Thank you, also I'm cute so bye. <3

[bbhouseofshade9-blog]

hey guys, congrats  on f2 

I want to ask Corey what move did you make that didn't include rhone and Madison? just curious of what I didn't see. Jacob you are great, but I feel like stealing Jordan's idea since I need a ego booster. ;) Please write about how great you think I am.

[bbhouseofshade9-blog]

 Friends, Rheas, Countrymen, Lend me your ears.

Congrats on final 2. Very proud, round of applause. But now the power turns to jordan. Mwah ha ha. As always I shall abuse it. I have two things to ask of each of you. First of all, I am a narcissist as you all know, and your opening statements talked very little of me, something I was not too fond of. Jacob you didn't even talk about me once, while Corey online mentioned me once, in just a passing comment. My first task for you all is to write a small piece of no less than 100 words on how great I am, really feed my ego, you know how I am. My second task is more for shits and giggles but someone has to ask this question and the jury will enjoy it, so be good about it. I want you to classify each jury member in a hogwarts house and explain why. Anyways that concludes me, its been a fun game and I enjoyed playing with both you. best of luck.

[bbhouseofshade9-blog]

Jury, it is now your turn to ask questions to Jacob and Corey! 

JURY, YOU MUST SEND THE QUESTIONS TO ME, DO NOT POST THEM IN THE TAG! The reason for this is because I want to look over them to make sure they are fine. 

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ASK THEM TO DO SPECIFIC TASKS , such as the following: DANCING, GETTING CERTAIN SCORES IN GAMES. I will not accept those as questions. If you’re wondering about anything, just ask me. 

You are expected to give a speech/statement/questions. Ideally, you should ask each of the members of the final two a question, but there is no real obligation. Also, you cannot make it completely obvious if you think you know who you are voting for. It can be implied, but no mention of “I’m voting for X.” 

IF YOU WANT TO CAST A VOTE, YOU MUST ABSOLUTELY SEND A STATEMENT! YOU ARE PART OF THE JURY, AND IF YOU WANT TO VOTE YOU MUST ACTIVELY PARTICIPATE. (It can be two sentences, I just want you to send in something)! 

Your statements are due, THURSDAY, February 11, 2016 @9:30EST! 

[bbhouseofshade9-blog]

HELLO ITS ME! 

Hey jury! This game has been an uphill battle for me, and I'm so glad that I have made it to the end. Statistically speaking, I do not have the most competition wins. However, big brother is so much more than winning challenges.

I knew people would be more loyal to others over me but if they had other targets and I could redirect attention it bought me another week. I was at the bottom most of this game. I fought in challenges and fell short getting many second places in challenges.

Knowing I had to rely on socializing and making myself survive another week was hard. I also learned from BBHell where I played hard, made enemies, and won a lot. It made me fall short because I painted a big target on myself. I refused to make the same mistake again.

I always had a reason someone else was a bigger threat than me and people listened. It got me this far. I won when I had to. I won HOH at final 8 where the house nominated Rhone then Jordan. If I didn't win that would have been me going up. I won at final 4 when I knew I needed to secure my final 3 spot. I might not have the competition record but it's about the long run and making subtle moves. It's not about being in power and running the game because those people get taken out for being threats.

I'm excited and ready to answer questions and clarify anything you guys have for me!

[bbhouseofshade9-blog]

Hey everyone! It is Jacob, who would have expected me to be up here today. Why do I deserve to win? WELL LET ME PULL OUT THIS DISSERTATION THAT COULD BEST BE DESCRIBED AS A SHAKESPEAREAN SOLILOQUY !

(BOB THE DRAG QUEEN IS MY FAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(jk #teamkimchi)

I started playing so early into this game that I never expected to ever make it this far. Congrats to Corey for making f2 you deserve it too, but I do believe I deserve to win this game over you. As amazing as you have played, I think I deserve to win because of my social game, my competition wins, and the many power moves I have made in this game.

  Also I agree that Corey fought the odds and I am extremely proud of him for that, but I also fought the odds. I have been targeted so much in this game, but somehow I was able to pick myself up whether it was through a comp win or a plan. To prove this, let me put it into perspective. I have been nominated 6 times throughout the course of this game, but I have never been a final nominee. I have been a powerful player and I think I earned my spot here. (this also makes me a candidate for “perfect game” considering I have never had a single vote against me I just need every jury vote <<33)

    First of all let’s talk about something I am fairly proud of. My competition wins! I have won a total of 9 competitions in this game, I won 3 hohs, 4 povs and 2 dpovs. I used my first pov to ensure that “housemate” was evicted week 1. This made me an early target in the game and if we go all the way back to the second hoh competition, I got over 30 candy skulls(they were all delicious thank you <3)  From there they just all started coming. I got vetos to save myself and HoHs to win some power! The thing that I find impressive about my game is how my biggest power moves were made on other people’s hohs

   Out of the many moves I made like evicting Steffen and Allison and splitting up the duo that was Lauren and Jev, the two biggest ones were Chris and Madison’s evictions. Let’s start with Chris, As I said in my speech, Chris nominated me and took me off when he saw i was staying and put up my closest ally. He may have taken out Allie but she helped me ensure he would not make it that much farther. During Lauren’s hoh I knew someone from my side would be going and I couldn’t have had that, so I took Chrissa off and threw Chris on the block. The following week I won hoh and tried to take down Lauren, but she won veto and Jev fell after that, but Lauren wouldn’t last much longer. My best move of the entire season was when I got Madison evicted. Madison I love you so much, but it is what I had to do. You were such a threat and I needed to split you and Steffen up whether you were my allies or not. I knew I was the 3rd wheel and Madison genuinely you played a great game, your mistake was telling me too much. The only person you weren’t good with was Allison and she was after other people. I had to take you down at one point and this was the perfect opportunity. I went to Allison and Chrissa on call and then went for Rhone and started the “rebellion” against Madison.

  I feel the best thing about my game was my social game, I was in multiple alliances and I used that to power me through this game. Some saw me as their biggest enemy in the game once they saw what I was capable of and others saw me as one of their good friends in this game. Every juror can admit I have had at least one and probably more good conversations with you whether it was game talk or about random things

(You guys prob think im stupid for taking Corey, but you all know we have a reputation of fighting and I feel like Allison would vote for me 99.999% and Corey idk as a  wise man once said. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer)

In conclusion I definitely believe I deserve to win because I didn’t just rely on my social or just rely on my comp wins. I used every aspect of this game to make sure I made it past week by week,  I have been a power player and a very cut throat, everyone has known that and that can be proven through the majority rules competition results when I won biggest threat, best social game etc. I am not bitter no matter what happens I just hope you all make the right decision and vote #TEAMJACOB !

ALSO PLEASE ROAST ME IN YOUR JURY QUESTIONS I HONESTLY FUCKING DESERVE IT!

AESTHETIC SWEET POSTS BC IM NOT A TOTAL BITCH <3

Jev- Yo I am sorry for evicting you, it is just what it came down too. I liked you a lot when we first started the game and you will see in my first dr I believe I said that I wanted to work with you, but it never really happened. You are a great guy though!

Jake- Jake!! We had some amazing conversations at the beginning of the game filled with rants and laughter. I genuinely like you and I am sorry you had to fall due to a majority of the house being aligned(natural selection yo). I think my favorite thing was when you pmed me and was like “I am going to start a fight” and I went “With who???” and then you just reply “Your fucking alliance sorry!” I was laughing so hard I am not even gonna lie

Lauren- Another victim to natural selection rip.! By the way I actually watched that movie you told me about a month or so ago and it was really amazing, I started tearing up at the end. As I said to you in the game, we are the most iconic rivals ever! Jordan- Oh Jordan Pines! How could anyone forget you and your naps on calls and that final blowup before you left the game. Honestly it was so iconic. You are a very entertaining person and I appreciate that so much

Madison- We applied together and even though you “hate” me I fucking love you to death. You’re one of my best friends in this community even though we bitch at each other 24/7! I can’t wait to host with you (apply to bbhosx)

Rhone- Grandmaaaa! Your eviction destroyed me, I was so upset. I laugh my ass off whenever you are on call and you are literally the recreation of Sarah Hanlon and I love that. Thank you for the wiki pages. I look great!

(at this exact moment my dad brought me some tea and chocolate Hi I love you)

Chrissa- MOTHER! I fucking love you and you know that. I felt a genuine friendship with you and i know you are one of the people I will be friends with for a long time

Steffen- Hi….. ur FRICKING GR8! Subscribe to his youtube channel! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfyD1fB_UkgB_9gHTzp7jJQ

Allison- I feel so bad for evicted you, it is what I had to do. Even if it didn’t seem like the smartest decision it was in the ways I saw it. You are so great and we have talked about dangan ronpa more times than I can count. Once it comes out on steam we are buying it skyping and playing just saying.

RANDOM SHOUTOUTS FOR MY FAVS

Brooke- I fucking love you bitch <3 Buttbuddies 4 life !!!!!!!!!! Yolks! Thats what I;call thrifty I made two pairs of booooooooots! Wendsday! You take me to trouter space!

Randy- u r gross bye as in byecycle

Amir- I am here to avenge your defeat in bbhos8! Ilysm! 

Kailee- whos thef ucking lap dog now huh?

Kiersten- The only game I don’t play with you, I am successful in >.>

All the other unpop kids- Family <3

Nicole- Mom ily

Josh- ilysm! Go offf!

All my irl friends- sorry for never shutting up about this

Dad- what an icon