❛ YEAH, i slept with your sister. and? she tastes like vanilla. ❜
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❛ YEAH, i slept with your sister. and? she tastes like vanilla. ❜
❛ how do you not get it ?? you were a JOKE to me. ❜
mickeymilkovish:
TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).
[text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)
[text]: send me pictures
[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?
[text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
[text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore
[wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)
[wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore
[wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!
[wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho
[text]: i love you so fucking much
[text]: i hate you
[drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U
[text]: i cannot stop thinking about you
[text]: i need you. now.
[text]: please respond. im so worried about you
[text]: last night was so GOOD
[text]: what are you wearing? ;)
[text]: is he bigger than me?
[text]: did you sleep with her ?!
[text]: you’re just a slut
[drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!
[drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot
[drunk text]: im iss youu
[text]: bed or floor? ;-)
[text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !
[text]: i want you naked.
[text]: are you going to the party on saturday?
[text]: i want to show you how much i love you
[text]: do you hate me?
[text]: i’m so sorry
[text]: WAS THAT A SEXT
[text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..
[text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off
[text]: netflix and chill?
[drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss
[text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol
[text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)
[text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans
–– dcwdrop !
❛ no, no !! i say them as in the gender neutral term for a person. ❜
❛ that was my second guess. but –– what if there is more than one ? ❜
–– injectticn !
‘ a pre-med student that uses the term wowza ? that’s different. ’ he scoffs, tongue pressing against the roof of his mouth as he watches her speak; she’d turned out pretty phenomenally and he’d be damned if he didn’t at least try and make a move. ‘ what kind of situation would call for it exactly ? ’ ben pushes, head cocking to the side in amusement; he’d presume she’d brought that up to put that thought in his mind. ‘ i mean, i’m free to do whatever i want so yeah, it is pretty exciting –– don’t appreciate your sarcasm though. ’
‘ that’s because pre-med isn’t really my thing. college isn’t even really my thing, but that’s a whole different topic. ’ the female trails off, brown eyes wandering around the room. of course, she was intending to put the exact thought in his mind, and that rang true with his next question. ‘ oh, i think you know. how many situations are there that a girl like me needs to beg ?? i assume i don’t need to elaborate. ’ her gaze drops back down to his, something of a smirk playing on glossed lips. ‘ my bad, i’ll drop the sarcasm. ’
❛ ice cold baby, i told you. ICE COLD. ❜
❛ –– –– you weren’t gonna’ me you had a GIRLFRIEND ?? ❜
–– dcwdrop !
❛ yeah, i agree. we should keep it— or them. ❜
❛ them ?? you think there might be more than one? ❜
–– injectticn !
‘ of course it is, ALL of my traits are good. ’ those traits don’t include modesty apparently; he lets his fingers drum across the counter as she speaks. ‘ there’s only one thing i enjoy girls begging for; and to date me is not that thing –– but nice try. ’ ben quipped, and he will admit he was a little impressed by her choice of college course. ‘ that’s cool, nothing –– just waiting for dear old dad to croak so i can take over the company. ’
‘ wowza ––– not the response i was expecting. ’ she teases, a string of short laughs falling from her glossed lips. ‘ funny. i wouldn’t have begged for you to date me again anyway, i’ve grown out of that. i don’t beg for things anymore, that’s for immature little girls. –– unless the situation calls for it, of course. ’ her eyes scan the room a bit as she goes off on her tangent, gaze landing on his hands, watching as he drums on the counter. ‘ well, that sounds like such an exciting time. ’
–– metallicdays !
❛ danny, sweetie…❜ kahlo began, definitely not used to saying his name in that tone, ❛ this, fling or whatever isn’t a real thing. i think you might be, like, clitnotized. ❜
her words physically PAIN him. ❛ clitnotized ??? is that even a word? WAIT –– do you mean hypnotized by your CLIT ?!❜
–– stcrytime !
❛ let them call the cops, see if i fucking CARE. ❜ cody says through gritted teeth, pausing for only a second to throw a look over at the other male before he starts pacing once more, hands moving up to grab in frustration at his own hair. he’s seething and it doesn’t help that berkeley’s relaxed. that he’s visibly AMUSED by the entire situation. sure, cody’s over reacting, that’s nothing new, he just wants the other boy to respond in some way and if it involves yelling then so be it. ❛ will you get off your ass and bloody say SOMETHING ?? ❜
at this point, he’s not even just relaxed, he’s humored. something of a chuckle pasts winter-cracked lips, followed by his famous DOUCHE BAG scoff. it takes a while, but after a while, berkeley has grown a bit more agitated with the other male, displayed in the way his jaw clenches. cody’s last statement pulls the boy to his feet, hands balled tight in fists. ❛ WHAT ? what the FUCK do you want me to say !? that i’m fucking done with you ??? is that what you want to hear? ❜
❛ ––– are you seriously yelling at me right now ? you sound PATHETIC. ❜ the male scoffs, a chuckle leaving his lips as he sits up, back resting against the headboard. eyes follow the other as they pace across the room, obviously FUMING. berkeley isn’t even phased, that god damn side smirk spread on his lips. ❛ could you chill the fuck out, seriously ?? the neighbors are gonna’ call the cops. ❜
–– injectticn !
she’s quite something to look at; but her attitude is only adding to the attraction –– he LOVES a little bit of a challenge. ‘ no, i definitely don’t blame you –– had that effect on most girls, so it’s nothing new. i’m sure you could be just as annoying given the right motivation; so tell me, what’s new ? ’
bernice is just feeding off the back and forth, the flirty banter leaving a smile spread wide on her features. ‘ someone’s confident, that’s a good trait. i bet i could –– correct me if i’m wrong, but something tells me if i started begging you to date me again, you wouldn’t be SO against the idea. not much, i’m in college now –– pre-med to be exact. nothing too excited, what about you ?? ’
–– dcwdrop !
❛ –– no, i do NOT have a child. and, what it means isn’t important. all that matters, is what you want to do, okay ?? ❜
❛ okay –––– i don’t think an abortion is the best idea, honestly. do you agree ?? ❜
–– injectticn !
he got a kick out of the correction; perhaps he had worded it that way in order to see if she would clarify what he had presumed. ‘ you’re RIGHT –– it was just me. probably less to do with the fact i was your brother’s best friend and more to do with the fact i look the way i do. you were so annoying; used to follow me around like a lovesick puppy. ’ however, should she try that again his reaction would do a complete 180.
her eyebrows raise only slightly at his statement, a small smile spreading over her glossed lips. ‘ alright, yeah –– your looks probably had WAY more to do with it. can you blame me ? i was pretty annoying, i’ll admit. though, i’m no where near as annoying now –– i’m sure you’d agree, hm ?? ’
hmu if u wanna smut bc i’m in a mooOOoD