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YO !! DJ HAS MOVED @vonlenska !!
YO !! DJ HAS MOVED @vonlenska !!
YO !! DJ HAS MOVED @vonlenska !!
PSA: SMALL HIATUS.
pretty sure this surprises no one but hereās the deal; iām feeling a little out of sync with tumblr in general, and rping specifically, so iām taking a couple days off just to get a little more relaxed. iām probably gonna be back soon ācause i donāt wanna give up on plots or anything i just?? need to step away for a little and maybe catch up on all that i owe & everything. you can still catch me via ims or on s.kype @ ghoulliver !! love ya kiddos, please miss me a little ā¤
ā Ā That barely covered vagina of yours deserves better than that.Ā ā
ā Ā I appreciate your anger.Ā ā
ā Ā Your chief complaint is not that I screwed someone; it is who I screwed. Thatās what itās about, right?Ā ā
ā Ā Your issue with us is purely driven by a societal insecurity, not to mention a culturally infused female competition. My heart goes out to you ladies.Ā ā
ā Ā My therapist suggested I attend a twelve step program, for recovery from a love addiction and romantic obsessionā¦Ā ā
ā Ā I cheated on you.Ā ā
ā Ā Youāre not an addict. Youāre just a whore.Ā ā
ā Ā I did let someone put a protein bar up my ass once.Ā ā
ā Ā I will straight up murder you if you do not sign this immediately.Ā ā
ā Ā I love kids. Kids love me. I basically am a kid.Ā ā
ā Ā But I would still choose you. Possibly because youāre uninterested. Most likely because youāre stunning and successful.Ā ā
ā Ā Sexual anorexia. Itās like depriving yourself of sex because of low self-esteem, or abuse or other gnarly shit.Ā ā
ā Ā Iām telling you, someoneās gonna murder us if you keep screaming.Ā ā
ā Ā Was this supposed to be a date? Oh shit, it was⦠Oh hell. Iām an idiot.Ā Iām sorry, Iām a dick.Ā ā
ā Ā Youāre a catch! Itās true. You know, Iām serious. Youāve got a strong vocabulary. You look dynamite in a tank top.Ā ā
ā Ā You know, little girls are told someday theyāll find The One. What they donāt tell you guys is that The One might be a complete fucking dickhead with a boring heroin penis that turns you all into a sex addict.Ā ā
ā Ā Some have suggested that I have a little bit of a problem staying faithful⦠for long periods of time⦠or possibly at all.Ā ā
ā Ā Look, once I come to the realization that Iām with- the wrong girl, I donāt know how to end it.Ā ā
ā Ā So you sabotage it by sleeping with other people.Ā ā
ā Ā Then comes the big old rigmarole of like āyouāre afraid to commitā and itās like āno, I just donāt want to commit to you.ā But I canāt say that, because thatās like mean on top of meanā¦Ā So instead Iād rather just say something like: āI fucked your sister.'Ā ā
ā Ā Whoa, since when are you a porn star with killer grammar?Ā ā
ā Ā Look, sheās my best friend and I would say by circumstance and certainly duration, you would be my next best friend.Ā ā
ā Ā It is a cascading shit storm that is your creation.Ā ā
ā Ā A tremendous amount of Malcolm Gladwellian logic jumps. āĀ
ā Ā Weāll youāve spent ten thousand hours fucking my life up.Ā ā
ā Ā Dude get the fuck out of here, I got it.Ā ā
ā Ā I appreciate your concern, Superman! Fly away.Ā ā
ā Ā Baby. Just breathe will you. Okay? Will you? Here, come on, sit down. Youāre gonna be okay. Itās alright, you just got to breathe. Please. Okay? Yeah. There you go. ___ , this is just fear.Ā ā
ā Ā You take this risk when you start sleeping with people. You know, you risk losing them. So for me, Iāve never slept with someone I wasnāt willing to lose. Except one time.Ā ā
ā Ā And it kills me that youāre probably gonna go to ___. And it kills me that I canāt ask you to stay, because I have no right to, you know. ā
ā Ā Welcome to the hell scape that is my sonās birthday party.Ā ā
ā Ā Dude⦠are you really using your kid to hit on my friend?Ā ā
ā Ā First part false. Second part true.Ā ā
ā Ā Do not gaslight me with SAT words and sliding scale morality.Ā ā
ā Ā You want to tell me about it?Ā ā
ā Ā You never told him to make a choice, you know.Ā ā
ā Ā Are we in love with each other?Ā ā
ā Ā I love you for free.Ā ā
ā Ā Unfortunately I donāt sleep with men in relationships anymore.Ā ā
ā Ā I stopped cheating anyway. ā
ā Ā Weāre getting a chance to start over. ā
ā Ā Goodbye forever. ā
ā Ā Hey, did you know they donāt have a separate jail for cool people who fucked up? Thereās just one big old jail for everyone. ā
ā Ā I sort of beat he shit out of him. Fucked up his life a little bit. ā
ā Ā I just really miss you. ā
ā Ā Yeah, I think about you like, all the time. Even the word āthinkā is wrong, because I donāt actively do anything. Youāre just here. ā
ā Ā Iād rather fail with you, than win with anyone else. ā
ā Ā I love hearing you say my name. ā
ā Ā Okay honey, youāre on speaker phone in a police station. Be very careful what you say. ā
think i got all the starters i owed done, so imma hit the sack... hmu for plotting & all that jazz, k? night!!
āā itās better than it looks.ā it looks shitty enough anyway, with her nose bleeding copiously all over her jacket and a hand thatās way too bruised to not be hurting like a bitch (though she barely feels it, she barely cares).Ā āyou donāt got a tissue, do ya?ā
@cheapestdreamsā / call.
āā heeeeeyā. just a look at her face would tell you that sheās getting dangerous ideas on her mind, and a smart person would avoid her at all costs.Ā āiāll give you fifty bucks if you drink thisā. a glass is moved towards the stronger, and whatās in there could look like a simple diet coke but really: donāt be fooled. a 5 year old left roaming around a bar couldnāt have done any worse.
@catastropheyesā / call.
āā you alright, dude?ā she keeps swallowing fries, one after the other, and keeps staring like itās an even appropriate thing to do (not that she has anything better to do, at the moment).Ā āyou look... a little deadā.
@daemonicism / call.
@hisheist / post.
doesnāt deserve a raise when sheās slacking 24/7
the nERVE!!!!!
āwhat the fuckā is an emotion now and its the only one i have
sheās staring. sheās been staring for a while, actually; itās almost creepy, the way she just keeps her eyes straight, fixed on his every move. shit, she almost looks dangeorus - thatās until she opens her mouth, of course.Ā āi know you from somewhere. you ever done porn?ā
@loyaltyburied / call.
like i feel bad that 90% of the starters iāve ever written on here involve dj being in a bar/pub but like - iām p sure thatās where she spends 23 hours a day? (the remaining hour, sheās fighting hobos in some shady basement).
āhey, can you tell boss man i need a raise? like, iām barely eating these daysā thatāsĀ ācause sheās mostly drinking, but she wonāt say that; sheāll just keep rolling her joint and raise one single eyebrow at the woman.Ā āā anyway, what did you need?ā
@herheist / call.
i need 2 figure out a m.arvel au tho. like? i could easily make it so that djās some sort of physically numb war machine but thatās? basically l.aura kinney? iām v short on ideas but i know sheād work greatly in a m.arvel au iām frustrated as shit!!
āāsup with that face, dude?ā not that itās any of her business, but he must have learned, by now, just how little she cares about whatās her business and what isnāt.Ā āsomeone peed in your cereal bowl?ā
@hewasgood / call.