𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥, @beardsway - Tumblr Blog

hi, everyone! it's earthie, and this is a selective, low-activity roleplay blog dedicated to ted lasso's very own coach beard. this blog was established in march 2022, and it is not only canon divergent, but a bit canon critical. i am mutuals only, and 18+. love you all <3

rules are here. affiliated with belasso 🦦 (main verse ship is beardted. does not mean i am single ship, but other romantic dynamics will take place in a different verse)

blog will feature mentions of : drug addiction, domestic abuse, emotional abuse, mental illness, etc.

logging on just to say this:

beard is 100% the person you'd want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island/in the wilderness.

#not even a question #ooc. this is your planet speaking!

oh god if i see beard asking ted for parenting advice i might actually end up on the news

#UNCLES TED AND BEARD TO EACH OTHER'S CHILD IS IMMINENT #i might also get to see beard and michelle interacting #ooc. this is your planet speaking!

like either michelle moved with them to richmond....or she loves/trusts/value ted enough to let henry move with him....either way to me i don't see a problem

#like i HOPE she moved too!!! i hope so!#but i wouldn't be too mad if she didn't BECAUSE i think that would be such a testament to her and ted's relationship #if they were able to grow and trust one another like that #ooc. this is your planet speaking!

people already mad at michelle being there like let's be so fucking for real SHE IS NOT A THREAT?????

#ooc. this is your planet speaking!

writers, if you make the beardjane divorce happen because ted is back in beard's life, all y'all will be reborn into lotus flowers

#beard's weirdo attachment to ted is gonna get him dumped (if i am lucky)#ooc. this is your planet speaking!

i was so excited about the potential beardjane divorce i completely overlooked THE KC SINES HAT

#GOD IS GOOD TO ME PERSONALLY #ooc. this is your planet speaking!

beard having a midlife crisis bc he's a 50 year old new dad and he's going through a divorce..........

#rebecca vc: YOU'RE 50 AND YOU'RE HAVING A BABY #a) new dad b) divorced c) 50 years old #ooc. this is your planet speaking!

jane's puppet self is wearing a wedding veil and might have a baby bump........oh god it's happening #beardjanedivorce

#ooc. this is your planet speaking!#SHE'S SO ANGRY W BEARDDDDD

someone said that beard might be Moved(tm) by her work but this does not seem like a positive reaction to ME

#ooc. this is your planet speaking!#she's angry at him

i will say i did giggle a little at the m*attbecca kiss

#now see that pensive scene where rebecca falls back against the bed she's next to the brown dress #that from bts scenes we know she wears when she's w the dutch guy so WHO KNOWS #ooc. this is your planet speaking!

@belasso TRICK IDC IF YOU'RE AT WORK LOG IN RIGHT NOW

#ooc. this is your planet speaking!#this is my superbowl

beard horrified and upset at jane's show. wearing a hair piece and a new earring. on god that man is getting divorced.

#ooc. this is your planet speaking!

THIS WAS FOR ME THIS WAS FOR ME PERSONALLY

#ooc. this is your planet speaking!

what the fuck

#beard w a hair piece and an earring oh my god he is getting divorced #watching the clip not on my phone bc insta cuts off scenes

we're back in ways we've never been back before

#ooc. this is your planet speaking!

they're back

#SPLIT SECOND SCENE DIDN'T SHOW BEARD W A WEDDING BAND THOUGH #WE MIGHT BE BACK #BEARD MIGHT BE HAVING A DIVORCE ARC #ooc. this is your planet speaking!

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