messiah.

(Not the real Seth. For stunnerhq.)

[gvoldenlioness]

I’m surprised Cena actually got married. 

[beastslayings]

We all learn something new everyday.

Good for him though.

[bewarethedawg]

I’m picking up the tab little brother. @beastslayings Lexi said talk to you so this is me talking to you. Love ya.

[beastslayings]

W h a t.

I don’t even know what’s going on.

Can you guys explain WHAT the fuck is happening? Lmao.

[beastslayings]

thegcddess​:

Well, I guess the switch was nice? You get to experience Smackdown now.

For the first time since the brand split I guess.

And you get to play around on RAW again.

[rhea-ripley]

RAW || October 12 - 2020

[theblxckmcss-blog]

I’m surprised Mickie wasn’t drafted because she’s one of the best.

[beastslayings]

It’s a damn shame too.

HOW do you leave Mickie fucking James out?

[thegcddess-deactivated20210418]

Why did we have to do a complete switch of brands?

@beastslayings

[beastslayings]

That’s our fucking luck.

Man.

[cowboyshvt]

Why is everything so boooring.

[beastslayings]

This is the hell we live in, my guy.

[beastslayings]

thegcddess​:

Yeah, it doesn’t sound as good as Monday Night Messiah. But I know you’ll do incredible on Smackdown.

We won’t know until Monday, and that’s the scary part. I’d like to know what’s going on right now.

We’ll go with the Smackdown Savior for now.

Yeah. We still have another day. So it’s a little nerve wracking.

[gvoldenlioness]

Yeah, Smackdown. Excuse the wine. I’m shocked but wonder if you’ll get drafted back on Monday. That’s allowed, right?

[beastslayings]

I got you. No problem, queen. 

I mean. It COULD be allowed. Unless they’ll be like “Nah, you were on Friday’s draft pool,” yknow?

[gvoldenlioness]

I can’t believe @beastslayings got drafted to Raw. 

[beastslayings]

You mean Smackdown?

I’m messing with you. But yeah. Guess I’m blue for once.

[thegcddess-deactivated20210418]

Bleeding blue now, huh? Does this mean I can call you the Friday Night Messiah?

@beastslayings

[beastslayings]

It doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as well, don’t you think, babe?

But at least we’re on the same brand. If you don’t get called over to RAW.

[beastslayings]

thegcddess​:

Hush it, Messiah. Go to work.

Can I have a girlfriend isn’t mean to me?

[cowboyshvt]

Ever since management forced me to remember part of Jericho's theme the whole thing has been stuck in my head.

I hate it here.

[beastslayings]

I’M BECOME

I’M BECOME

I’M BECOMING

[thegcddess-deactivated20210418]

Not sure if it’s just me, but I totally have a case of the Monday’s. I think it’s time to go back to bed.

[beastslayings]

If only we were all so lucky.

[theblxckmcss-blog]

They can fire me if they want because they’re not getting their hands on my twitch.

[beastslayings]

Fight the power, man.

Fight the power.

[beastslayings]

Y’all proud of me for exposing people’s DMs?

I’M proud of me.

[beastslayings]

Easy.

Buddy'a gonna kick my ass.

[beastslayings]

Y’all proud of me for exposing people’s DMs?

I’M proud of me.

[beastslayings]

Something tells me we'll get fired if we do that.