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DZ || A pronoun || And then a # (805): I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot Night Vale USA Status: 8D Chumhandle: achroosImitations Navi (( Night Vale OC blog. Please read ic/ooc about. ))

[beatb0x1ng-blog]

Hello im dz && i am in L0VE w/ that spiky white ghost cactus 

[matsudakouta]

発根確認2個目 #copiapoa #cactus #サボテン #succulent

[snorlaxatives]

my aesthetic is that one scene in holes where sigourney weaver paints her nails with rattlesnake venom infused nail polish and claws jon voight in the face

[my-gender-is]

My gender is nothing but anxiety

[patdptsd]

Me talking about fob like

[xxanax-whore]

[evilsupplyco]

Petition to classify adventurers as an “invasive pest” in haunted forests.

[ulibeanzz]

being my friend 

[beatb0x1ng-blog]

internmarce:

beatb0x1ng:

10′1 isnt even tall by robot standards MY DUDE Im down hell ya

I’ll climb you like a fucking jungle gym????

Ok i kno u meant this 2 be cute but honestly all i can think of is that 1 scene in mulan where she has 2 climb the pole 2 get the arrow &&& i am DY1NG 

[beatb0x1ng-blog]

internmarce:

Listen it is not my fault you is a foken GIANT, my dear.

I should invite Jackson and Marisse over tho… We can have a roboparty.

And do the Cookin’ by The Book (feat. Lil Jon)

10′1 isnt even tall by robot standards MY DUDE Im down hell ya

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[beatb0x1ng-blog]

My gf is my fav radio station 8)

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internmarce:

I want you to sleep over again!! We can make supper together and it’ll be fun.

I started getting Blue Apron recently cuz I wanna like. Learn me how cookin’ works.

I hav tomorrow off?? && i can bring the B1G blanket so u can put it on me (even tho i dont need blankets or a bed but i D0 like cuddling u) && my toes wont stick out like THREE FEET bc ur bkankets r weak

Yea!! id like that a whole lot  Cooking is fun 8)

[beatb0x1ng-blog]

Thats not actually how the intro goes but still

[beatb0x1ng-blog]

Sometimes i 4get that the radio show will play thru my internal speakers if im w/in like 3 sq miles of the station 

So ill just be havin a casual convo w/ someone && then A V01CE THAT A1NT MY 0WN will come thru like “welcome 2 night vale may i take ur order”

[beatb0x1ng-blog]

Y0UD BETTER WATCH 0UT! Y0UD BETTER WATCH 0UT! Y0UD BETTER WATCH 0UT!

[beatb0x1ng-blog]

mellowmelancholia:

Who knows. I only found out from this article today. Apparently it was a big deal in some circles.

0 damn son i wonder whos gonna get the url next