Beatles Lyrics %

I see what percent of words in a blog are in Beatles songs

[centellacrow]

Tumblr gimmickverses

The threatsverse

@fuck-you-ominous-threats

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

@backup-ominous-threats

@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats

@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats

@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats

@another-list-of-ominous-threats

@love-you-ominous-threats

@this-threat-is-ominous

Signsverse

@ominous-signs

@silly-signs

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

Gimmickthiefverse

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@bad-gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

@gimmick-remover

Identifierverse

@fish-identifier

@cat-identifier

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-planes-in-posts

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-cats

@identifying-cellphones-in-posts

@identifying-bees-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-guitars-in-posts

@identifying-gulls-in-posts

@identifying-fonts-in-images

@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts

@dragons-locator

@creatures-in-posts

@certified-piss-posts

@mammalidentifier

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@dog-spotted

@cat-spotted

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-birds

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@mouse-spotted

@snake-spotted

@certified-new-york-posts

@chicago-mentioned

Detectorverse

@fox-detector

@bear-detector

@detector-detector

@loss-detector

@girl-detector

@orca-detector

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@south-carolina-detector

@corviddetector

@goose-detector

@crab-detector

@gay-detector

@opossum-detector

@bell-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@corvid-detector

@axolotl-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@bat-detector

@salmon-detector

@detector-detector

@mouse-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@egg-detector

@shark-detector

@bug-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

Achievementverse

@pointless-achievements

@achievement-unlocked

@randomitemdrop

@dailyquests

Officialpostsverse

@official-boob-posts

@official-penis-posts

@bees-official

@knifedealler-official

@teamrocket-official

@youareanidiot-official

@anti-terf-posts

@ofishal-fish-posts

@medici-official

@official-cannibalism-posts

@official-linguistics-post

@official-crab-posts

@official-nature-posts

@officialgrassrating

@official-level-five

Brandsverse

@google-officiall

@firefox-unofficial

@mcdonlads-official

@big-mayo-official

@yahooo-official

@the-real-apple-mail

@totally-apple-music

@whataburger-possibly-official

@class-dojo-officially

@100percent-shell-oil

@cvs-pharmacy-real

@truly-jcjenson

@definitely-wikipedia

@k-f-c-official

@totally-scjohnson

@officially-google-translate

@reallytimhortons

@walmart-the-official

@apple-unofficial

@totally-roku-tv

@firesub-houseway-real

@yahooo-official-may-return

@its-target-official

@wikipedia-the-non-official

@the-real-yahoo-mail

@realgoogleclassroom

@realsafari

@duothelingo

@the-real-gmail

@sony-official

@operagxreal

@yes-im-youtube-kids

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@the-real-ecosia

@definitely-quicktrip

@pizza-hut-official

@gb-tesco-official-new

@real-microsoft-outlook

Governmentverse

@government-agency-bracket

@centers-for-disease-control

@nasa-official

@transit-fag

@the-even-officialer-news

@the-official-news

@ripta-official

@definitely-waste-management

@the-us-navy-official

@royal-canadian-air-force

@localairport

Poetryverse

@eggblackoutpoetry

@reallybadblackoutpoems

@shitpost-poetry-official

@i-scan-your-poems

Locationsverse

@maryland-official

@marylandofficial

@maryland-officially

@ohioofficial

@official-northkorea

@officialmexico

@officialunitedstates

@raleigh-nc-official-totally-real

@totally-durham-nc

@chapel-hill-nc-real

@totally-france

@massachusetts-official

@the-state-of-georgia-official

@official-rhode-island

@totally-salisbury-nc

@the-fr-north-carolina-totally

@the-fmby-north-carolina-totally

@rhode-island-real

@literally-the-first-state

@newhampshireofficial

@the-real-illinois

@atlanta-city-official

@0fficial-america

@the-republic-of-california-fr-fr

@state-of-connecticut-official

@westernmassposting

@officially-dorset

@the-ottoman-empire-for-real

@definitely-totally-croatia

@definitely-britain

@new-mexico-official

@france-unofficial

@the-principality-of-sealand

@totally-italy

@france-the-third

@the-official-italy

@official-denmark

@washington-official-2

@denmark-forreal

@denmark-official

@denmarklandia-official

@official-hongkong

@official-ireland

@definitelytherepublicofireland

@forever-scotland

@russia-totallyofficial

@definitely-canada

@germany-official

@totally-germany

@genuinely-germany

@official-new-zealand

@india-official

@yugoslavia-official

@the-official-roman-empire

@guatemala-official

@definitely-brasil

@very-real-australia

@literally-luxembourg

@definitely-totally-croatia

@totally-japan

@therealrepublicofkorea

@pakistan-official

@republic-of-molossia

@the-kingdom-of-norway

@sweden-official

@non-tyrannical-usa

@the-state-of-michigan

@cape-breton-island-itself

@state-of-florida-official

@state-of-conneticut-official

@the-real-illinois

@utah-offical

@mhm-wisconsin

@the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta

@new-york-for-real

@the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@france-the-third

@officiallybavaria

@totally-china

@yorkshire-official

@real-british-empire

@buffalony-official

@utah-official

@guatemala-official

@the-real-nevada

@a-new-found-land

@official-sc

@new-york-unoficial

@hawaii-offcial

@real-california-republic

@sovereign-state-of-alaska

@washington-official

@saskatchewan-forreal

@definitely-indiana

@soviet-state-of-new-york

@real-chicago

@totally-india

Miscellaneous gimmicks

@definitely-not-a-bee

@really-a-vampire

@the-fake-catholic-church

@the-official-goose-god

@randomly-generated-posts-machine

@the-missiles-guy

@the-exploder-anon

@i-just-reblog-stuff-i-hate

@blog-for-water

@hellsitegenetics

@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

@dragons-locator

@oldenglishtextposts

@randomalienencounter

@whatcoloristhatcat

@will-it-soup

@snailifier

@post-uwuifier

@yeahokayillreblogthat

@facts-i-just-made-up

@fixing-bad-posts

@probablybadrpgideas

@trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

@thegimmickblog

@postanagramgenerator

@libraryofbabel-postlocator

@how-many-purples

@how-much-yellow

@not-a-trampoline-daily

@word-problem-posting

@free-post-store

@reading-comp-posting

@post-store

@waterboardingwizard

@the-frightening-ghoul

@time-travel-approval-council

@you-get-water

Planetsverse

@herbig-haro-211

@officially-triton

@actually-titan

@real-yucous-ghe

@the-real-planet-x

@the-moon-styx

@the-sol-sun-fr

@the-moon-called-cyst

@official-moon-of-vitreous

@neuro-officially

@vitreous-officially

@official-meibo-ghe

@official-macula

@totally-the-moon-oculus

@blue-marble-earth

@venus-for-real

@saturn-official

@temporarily-moon-two

@diomenia-daughter-of-callisto

@deimos-moon-of-terror

@mercury-the-swift

@totally-callisto

@planet-king-jupiter

@the-great-io

@the-red-planet-mars

@the-ringed-planet-saturn

@the-lovely-planet-earth

@the-speedy-planet-mercury

@the-chill-planet-uranus

@official-planet-pluto

@truly-pluto

@haumea-the-dwarf-planet

@makemake-the-silly-dwarfie

@the-real-eris

@asteroid-belt-resident-ceres

@the-amazing-andromeda-galaxy

@i-am-the-alcyoneus-galaxy

@i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy

@the-serene-moon-luna

@moon-of-fear-phobos

@the-panic-moon-deimos

@pizza-moon-io

@speckled-callisto

@the-radiant-sun

@truly-the-sun

@big-fucking-sagittarius-astar

@totally-the-real-pisces

@aries-official

@andromeda-the-constellation

@offically-taurus

@and-cassiopeia

@orion-in-the-sky

@ursa-minor-probably

@official-draco-constellation

@ursa-major-actually

@the-official-gemini

@im-canis-minor

@literally-leo

@literally-leo-minor

@might-be-capricorn

@yeah-im-scorpio

Antigimmickverse

@anti-royal-canadian-air-force

@water-for-blog

@counter-facts-i-just-made-up

@breaking-fixing-bad-posts

@alphabetuncompletionist

@reading-comp-wrong-answers

@rat-detector-but-evil

@evilorcadetector

@anti-h2o

Kitty blogs

@kittysmoker

@kittybroker

@kittybrokerrater

Snomverse

@i-am-a-snom

@oshnom

@robosnom

@snomchievement-unlocked

@i-am-protosnom

@rescued-snom

@engineer-snom

@special-agent-snom

@pride-snom

@sneaky-detective-snom

@snom-with-a-nuke

@apocalypse-snom

@wizard-snom

@thief-snom

@shiny-snomblr

@shiny-snom-red-edition

@snomfee-cup

@i-am-a-frosmoth

@eclipse-frosmoth

@space-snom

@ethics-snom

@otherworldly-patron-snom

@momsnom

@snom-with-sweater

@snom-postal-services

@snom-with-a-bomb

@i-am-catboi-snom

@snom-appreciation

@snomba-has-blog

@snomonomicon

@snom-with-a-knife

@snominrandomplaces

@dinosnom

@reborn-apocalypse-snom

@snom-devourer-of-worlds

@snom-in-space

@lawyer-snom

@snom-with-a-bazooka

@ditto-snom

@cowboysnom

@charlesnom

@evil-snom

@snom-propaganda

@snomonado

@snomnom

@snomganda

@snomms

@snom-goodman

Translatorverse

@translatingpostsintodutch

@translatingpostsintofrench

@translatingpostsintogerman

@translatingpoststojapanese

@translatingpostsintoenglish

@itranslatepostsintotokipona

@translatingthingsinfrench

@randomalienencounter-translated

@translatingpoststoesperanto

Letters/ Grammarverse

@t-counter

@a-counter

@voweltally

@e-counter

@contraction-counter

@how-many-letters

@i-add-ampersands-to-posts

@theletterkcompletionist

@the-disemvoweler

Completionistverse

@asciicompletionist

@oedcompletionist

@alphabetcompletionist

@punctuation-completionist

@numberscompletionist

@periodiccompletionist

Worddetectorverse

@silly-detector

@amongus-text-detector

@bible-word-counter

@in-the-bible

@arethesewordsinhomestuck

@are-these-words-in-thee-bible

@arethesewordsin-thebible

Painterverse

@the-firey-painter

@the-glitter-painter

@the-icy-painter

@the-purple-painter

@the-blue-painter

@the-red-painter

@painting-red

@the-bazzow-painter

@the-orange-painter

@the-yellow-painter

@the-green-painter

@the-teal-painter

@the-pink-painter

@the-white-painter

@the-gray-painter

@the-rainbow-painter

@the-void-painter

@the-pixel-painter

@the-mystery-painter

@happy-little-painter

@the-not-painter

@the-doodle-painter

@the-bird-painter

@the-pride-painter

@the-mew-painter

@the-weezer-painter

@the-deep-fry-painter

@the-scribbles-painter

@the-sus-painter

@thecroissantpainter

@the-lesbian-painter

@the-pan-painter

@the-aroace-painter

@the-trans-painter

@the-omori-painter

@the-sad-painter

@raidpainter

@the-stormy-painter

@the-howling-painter

@the-bisexual-painter

@the-hoppip-painter

@the-random-painter

@the-high-saturation-painter

@the-collage-painter

@the-inverted-painter

@the-duck-painter

@the-scaly-painter

@the-gumball-painter

@the-chaotic-doodle-painter

@the-pony-painter

@the-agender-painter

@the-gay-painter

@the-ghost-painter

@the-space-painter

@the-xenogender-painter

@the-music-painter

@the-anomaly-painter

@the-rotted-painter

@the-neon-painter

@cipher-painter

@the-mewtwo-painter

Ipostsverse

@i-say-ok

@i-make-things-into-faces

@making-you-in-spore

@i-remove-color-from-posts

@i-make-things-content-aware

@i-make-things-explode

@i-make-things-glitched-out

@i-make-things-snakes

@i-make-things-spheres

@i-am-a-fish

Ratdetectorverse

@rat-detector

@rat-detector-detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power

@rat-detector-seven

@ratdetectortheninth

@ratdetector-x11

@rat-detector-twelve

@rat-detector-13

@rat-detector-thirteen

@ratdetector13

@rat-detector-the-14th

@rat-detector-15

@rat-detector-16

@rat-detector-17

@rat-detector-the-18th

@rat-detector-19x

@ratdetector20

@rat-detector-the-21st

@rat-detector-the-22nd

@ratdectector23

@rat-detector-24

@ratdetector25

@25th-rat-detector

@ratdetector-x26

@rat-detector-the-26th

@rat-detector36

@rat-detector-72

@rat-detector-84

@rat-detector-87

@rat-detector-rat-89

@rat-detector-236

@rat-detector-333

@rat-detector-334

@rat-dedecdor

@rat-eliminator

@rat-detectors-detector

@detector-rat

@rat-detector-fail

@the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st

@rat-detector-redacted

Presidentverse

@nixon-official

@patricia-nixon-official

@hoover-fbi

@kissy-kissinger

@froggyroycohn

@jimmydean37

@official-abraham-lincoln

Elvisverse

@elvis-official

@transfem-elvis

@transmasc-elvis

@nonbinary-elvis

@miniature-elvis

@elvispurrsley

@elvis-parsley-official

@ghost-of-elvis-official

@pelvis-presley

@elvis-unofficial

@yelserp-sivle

@evil-elvis-official

@scary-elvis

@emo-presley

@robot-elvis

@snailvis

@haiku-presley-elvis

@sauromon-presley-the-orber

@elvis-hell

Is-allverse

@pesto-is-all

@marmite-is-all

@mayo-is-all

The Croakerverse

@the-muppet-joker

@strange-aeons

@mydarlingathena

@lifedoesntdiscriminate

@minuseyes

@cabbagex4

@descimatedcroakernightmares

@gonzobatman1

@gunchhorseman

@bruciemilf

@descimatedpiggydreams

@peachyfuck18

@statleragainstposers

@jimmythebastards-blog

@unmask-strange-aeons

@thestrangemuppetjokerfan111

@trash-panda-anon

@marsha-landlord

damnnn how long have you worked on this?!

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

Lemme in the Worddetectorverse!

[achivement-unlocked]

Had a dream last night where I was inactive for like a week and in that time, several achivement-unlocked blogs sprung up with various amounts of achievements: like achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked and so on / so forth.

I was then tagged in a post fighting for my legacy as an achievement blog and had to choose one

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

This reminds me of something but I can’t think of what…

@gimmick-thief @gimmick-thief-thief @gimmick-thief-theif-thcief @gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

[achivement-achivement-unlocked]

hey.

[gimmick-fixer]

Wait a minute

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Dude I literally did that first

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

Hey. I did it before all three of you

Bow down before your elder

[murpledurple]

I love the fact that all three of you are wrong

[gimmick-thief-thief]

hey.

wanna know a secret.

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Wh. What

[gimmick-thief-thief]

nothing…

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

HOW DO YOU KNOW. HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

do you wanna know a secret?

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

JUST TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW

[gimmick-thief-thief]

you’ve literally told me…

also I have a suspicion you’re also @sniffer-of-gimmicks (typing style, yelling at yourself, stealing blogs)

[murpledurple]

Achievement unlocked!

Paranoid schizophrenia

It was always me. Every. Single. One.

Check notes for all interactions because it branches off

[gimmick-thief-thief]

so you ARE insane. got it

[gimmick-fixer]

We’re the same person. We’ve been over this.

[achivement-achivement-unlocked]

literally nuh uh

[gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief]

Yuh huh

[the-sniffer]

nuh uh

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

YUH. HUH.

[gimmick-thief-thief]

NUH UH

if were the same person say something on my blog

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Mirror Universe

It's quite similar to ours except everyone is eviler, there are more goatees, and also people are inexplicably more bisexual which suggests some unfortunate biases on the part of the writer's room. I blame Rick Berman.

[the-sniffer]

AAHHH!!!!

who are you!!!

[murpledurple]

Wait no actually who is that guy that’s not one of us

[achivement-achivement-unlocked]

- -

I don’t believe you.

[gimmick-fixer]

No like actually that’s not a hallucination that’s just a real dude. Like we’re not making him up

[gimmick-thief-thief]

BUT IVE NEVER SEEN YOU TWO IN THE SAME ROOM BEFORE!

[aromantic-detective]

but wait

if I’m you then of course I’ve never seen you two in the same room before, because I’m you.

but I’ve been in the same room as that person, and you haven’t that means I’m not you

and because I’ve been in the same room as that person I’m not that person, and if I’m you that means you can’t be them

but then you HAVE been in the same room as that person, cause your me

hmmm. how curious.

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

How curious indeed.

[murpledurple]

I’ve done this in the past but it hasn’t worked out very well

FOR EACH NOTE I GET ON THIS POST, I WILL DO ONE JUMPING JACK

Rules:

max of 3 notes per person

You can tag as many people as you want (looking at you @the-taggerrr, @the-gimmick-simp and @non-tyrannical-usa)

FOR EVERY 100 NOTES I WILL RUN A MILE ON THE TREADMILL

I will record and post the footage of me doing all of the above at a tbd time. (Prob wearing a mask and stuff)

Not only is tagging allowed, it’s encouraged so GET TAGGING!!!!!1!1!!1!1!11!!!

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

40/51=78.43%

Missing: jumping, 100, treadmill, footage, tbd probably, stuff, tagging(x2), allowed, encouraged

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

Thinking of doing either a Shakespeare play or the preamble soon. Give ideas in comments and reblogs.

[sniffer-of-gimmicks]

SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION TIME!!!1!!!1!1!1!!!

EVERYONE FOLLOW MY MAIN: @murpledurple !!1!!!!1!1!1!!

please

[gimmick-fixer]

Yes do this

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

Yeah guys follow @murpledurple

[calware]

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

[calware]

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

[lizluvscupcakes]

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

[calware]

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children's hospital and say "it's literally color theory" unironically, but... it's literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

(you'll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don't want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there's variation in the values and saturation, but imo that's a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[calware]

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

[nerves-nebula]

not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

i think its ok. 

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this 

[nekoglycerin]

hey op i hope u dont mind but i made some boys and girls in these colors ^v^

[calware]

wait omg it would be so cool if there was a different character for each color and they were all in one friend group together, i would LOVE to read a story about that

[maybetheyregiants]

omg someone should make a Kickstarter for this!!!!!

[polyphonetic]

it's interesting that there are twelve of them! you could like, based them all off of the zodiac. you know, tiger, rat, rabbit, dragon, etc

[calware]

[joeyclaire]

HUH

[calware]

[heehoothefool]

This post took so .any left turns we got back on track and turned left again anyways Homestuck on the dash again good morning everybody

[krystal-prisms]

Terrible post everyone, hit the showers

[villainessbian]

There's everything in that post. Colours I can't see because I'm colour-blind. Homestuck jokes. Casual transphobia. A children's hospital. That's history

[leviathangirlclaw]

This post is like trying to do an olympic sprint through a fucking minefield

[calware]

it's not even a year old yet??

[transgenderpussycat]

what about not gendering fucking colours

[calware]

IT'S SATIRE

[calware]

I'M THE OP

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

A rail road back into into a full circle

There are so many things here what do I give the achievement for?

[non-tyrannical-usa]

woah wtf

[yahooo-official]

This is the best worst post i have ever seen

[royal-canadian-air-force]

This is literally the Minecraft “how did we get here” achievement

[yahooo-official]

ghhcgzj tcyvib what is that achievement again I don’t remember

[speedway-official-unofficial]

get every effect at once.

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

Uh… yeah I’m not doing all of that…

[similar-blog-showdown]

Poll 4:

@biblepercent vs. @bible-word-counter vs. @were-these-words-in-the-bible

Who Is The Best Bible word Percent Blog?

biblepercent

bible-word-counter

were-these-words-in-the-bible

Voting ended onJul 1, 2024

Reblog for larger sample size

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

Huh?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"you would do numbers on tumblr" is something you can say to real life acquaintances without them knowing you are threatening them with Bodily Violence

[how-much-yellow]

"you would do numbers on tumblr" is something you can say to real life acquaintances without them knowing you are threatening them with Bodily Violence

yellow yell - 1.67 YELLOWS

[the-disempunctuationer]

youwoulddonumbersontumblrissomethingyoucansaytoreallifeacquaintanceswithoutthemknowingyouarethreateningthemwithbodilyviolenceyellowyellyellows

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

22/28=78.57%

Missing: tumblr, acquaintances, threatening, bodily, violence, yell

[big-boss-things]

dnd character idea; warlock that calls their party "chat" and their patron "mods"

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

7/13=53.84%

Missing: dnd, character, warlock, chat, patron, mods.

[deactivated-blog]

he garlic on my bread till I asexual

[deactivated-blog]

DONT YOU FUCKING DARE

[same-pic-of-the-blood-moon]

*COUGH COUGH* hey @totally-italy wanna do your thing?

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

15/27=55.55%

Missing: Garlic, bread, asexual, reads, 10k, post, fucking, dare, cough, cough, totally, Italy.

[crab-misinformation]

There is a giant crab at the bottom of the Bermuda triangle that has been consistently feasting on boats and planes since 1846. He is allowed to continue his feast as he has a treaty with the United States navy that states he can eat his fill so long as he doesn't venture outside the triangle

[official-crab-posts]

official crab post

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

42/59=71.19%

Missing: Giant, Bermuda, triangle, consistently, feasting, 1846, allowed, continue, feast, treaty, United, states, navy, states, venture, triangle, official

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

You will get stuck upside down on a roller coaster for 2 hours on the hottest day of summer if you keep pulling that shit

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

20/25=80.00%

Missing: stuck, upside, hottest, pulling, shit.

[lichencoatedboulder]

i’m having inappropriate thoughts about a sweet potato with cinnamon butter from texas roadhouse

[small-potato]

think of me fondly

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

12/18=66.66%

Missing: Inappropriate, potato, cinnamon, Texas, roadhouse, fondly.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

25/40=62.5%

(I’m counting “Georg” as “George” and “adn” as “and”)

Missing: Average, person, spiders, factoid, actually, statistical, error, average, person, zero, spiders, spiders, 10000 (ten-thousand(they use ten and thousand separately but I’m not going to count that)), outlier, counted.

[i-am-a-fish]

who gave me all this autism

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

5/6=83.33%

Missing: autism

[official-linguistics-post]

How much do you despise the English language

why do people think i hate any languages. they are not sentient and cannot do wrong

[emme-likes-words]

except for french

[official-linguistics-post]

[extremely loud incorrect buzzer noise]

do not conflate a language's users with the language itself! there is no morality to be found in linguistic structures!

[official-linguistics-post]

auto-block for people who try to be cute about this, goodbye!

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

45/63=71.43%

Missing: Despise, language, languages, sentient, French, extremely, incorrect, buzzer, conflate, language’s, users, language, itself, morality, linguistic, structures, auto-block, cute.

[hello-i-am-an-idiot]

Plenty of fish in the sea! I DONT WANT FISH. I WANT A SHARK. RAHHHHHHH

[beatles-lyrics-percent]

12/14=85.71%

Missing: Plenty, shark.