be careful what you wish for

Proud daughter of Snow White's son and Tinkerbell's daughter, twin to Calista, and heir to half of the most beautiful part of Auradon someday. Fan of looking hot, acting chill, and having good happy little thoughts.

[beauteousbella]

misterstealyohearts :

Nice try, kiddo, but Kristina being my favorite has nothing to do with her looks. Not that she’s not hot, too, but have you seen Olivia when she’s showing off her dancer bod? And if blondes really do have more fun, then that’s bonus hotness points. 

I don’t really make it a habit of oogling the Corondelle girls so, um, no? And anyway, I assumed that’s what all boys made all decisions about girls about - I mean, Daddy always says he loves Mom for her beauty, inner and outer, but come on, she’s the prettiest women ever! No way it wasn’t a hotness decision, you can’t just casually dismantle all my notions about men in one swift minute. 

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christiandarling : 

I don’t need to be rich to be happy, although you’d be kind of surprised. Dad saved up like all his allowances growing up since he didn’t have a girlfriend to take on dates and spend his money on, and the two of us mostly just cost food and videogame money. And Aunt Melanie and Uncle Trevor feed me a lot of the time, too. Why would they take it personally? If you’re better, you’re better. Somebody out there has to be the best – I personally think it’s my future wife but I don’t know her  yet, so you can have the title for now if it makes you happy. Well, I mean, we also have more than one of other stuff but it’s not polite to talk about those in mixed company. BO PEEP IS SUCH A WOMAN CRUSH WEDNESDAY, you picked the right day to talk abut my cartoon girlfriend.

Really? How much are you worth, then? Like, net worth???? I just want to know how wrong I was about you is all; I’m someone you don’t have to worry about trying to be a gold-digger with you, obviously, my family owns like all the jewels. Being the best for now makes me almost as happy as being the best forever would be, but alas, you’re entitled to liking whoever ends up falling in love with you the most. Bo Peep? Really? So that’s the kind of girl you like, like, girls who...collect sheep? No wonder you’re still single! Sheep-collectors are rare!

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staceytremaine :

Absolutely! I love having people to share it with, moms aren’t really the best models since they’re kind of older and not really the right age group for my designs. Mal means like, bad in Spanish or something, though, right? Maybe I should name it Magnificent instead of Maleficent. Has that been taken yet? I don’t want to rip off some other aspiring designer. Okay, so then we’re going for the opposite, then – you should try extra low rise jeans, and maybe rompers sometimes, too? I bet you’d look adorable in one, and they’re really hard for long-torsoed people to wear. Oh, well… No. I mean, every girl in the kingdom has a crush on Prince Adam, but other than that who really is there that’s attainable?

I know, right? And your moms are gorgeous, but even so, moms, even at their most fabulous, are just a little itty bit too old - but don’t ever tell my mom I said that, I don’t want her thinking I don’t think she’s the other fairest of them all anymore. Mal is a Latin root for ‘bad’ or ‘evil’, so probably playing off that in a good way would be smarter; Magnificent is cute, but it doesn’t sound like a brand so much. There are tons of four-syllable words that start with M, though, we’ll find something! Oh, rompers! Some of those look cute, that could be fun! Ugh, Prince Adam is so not even all that, I must be the only girl in the kingdom who hasn’t drooled all over that. Anyone’s attainable if you put your mind to it, Stace! You’re super cute and nice and talented, any guy would be lucky to have you, especially if you let me perfect your makeup. 

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staceytremaine :

That part sounds nice – the having a live in best friend part, I mean. I guess someday I’ll get married and I’ll have a live in best friend then, but until then it feels kind of sad. It’s okay, I guess it just means my grandmother was the biggest and scariest of them all, not that I think that’s a good thing. But maybe I’ll be as notorious as her someday, only in a good way. Belts are still great if you have the right one! You don’t need to have a huge buckle or a wide hem or anything, I’ve been really into slim belts lately. And you can wear them to make your dress more empire-waist, that would accentuate what I think you want to accentuate. Thanks, Bella! I always wear a red shirt to celebrate Auradon’s independence day, maybe you can see it then in case I’m still single.

You poor thing. I can’t imagine living with just my parents - I love them but Beast, that would be overwhelming. You’re welcome in Charmington whenever you need a sister, you know, so long as you bring some of your fabulous fashion ideas with you. Oooh, maybe you could name your brand after her someday to use her fame for good instead of evil, if you start your own brand, that is. It’s never a bad thing to think ahead and start a business plan, you know. Eeeeehhhhh, I like smooth uninterrupted patterns and colors myself, personally; I have a shorter torso than I do legs, and belts almost ALWAYS hit me wrong - if you can find me one that doesn’t make me look like my shoulders attach directly to my hips, I’ll love you forever. Psh, Auradon’s Independence Day is months again. I’m sure you’ll catch a guy by then! Any you want in particular?

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christiandarling :

I’m pretty sure there’s a law that says otherwise, at least up until a certain age, but when you’re 18 you could be my mommy! Or Calista can be, I guess. Thanks, though, I hope you’re right. If I’m ever bad at knowing what girls like, you can correct me again, I like learning, and I don’t feel dumb when people try to make me more woke. Not when they die! But you’re right, for now they need them. I should have said kidney, isn’t that the one people only need one of? I loved that book as a kid! I always wanted to be friends with the Rainbow Fish, but I wouldn’t have made him give me a scale if he felt weird without them. ARen’t those just scissors for sheep? Baaaaaaaaaaaa.

Psshh, laws hardly matter when you’re rich, which I’m sure you’ll figure out someday when/if you marry up the food chain. Of course I’m right! I’m kind of a girl genius, being one - you can ask for advice whenever you want, Christian, I kind of adore a project and you’re so sweet! People are usually way suckier at taking my advice, like they take it personally or something that I’m better than them and always right. Eeeehhhh, I don’t know anything about organs or anything, ew, but I think it’s lungs that we have more than one of? Don’t quote me on that. Scissors for sheep aren’t scissors, though! They’re a less sharp edge and depend more on direction than on sharpness or force; it’ll look cute, you’ll see! Unless of course you don’t want a Bo Peep someday.

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misterstealyohearts :

No can do, he knows I lie about everything, but he might believe it coming from the pretty twin. At least, I think you’re the one he called the pretty twin, but if you won’t tell him, then hmm… must have been the other one.

Gosh, you really do lie about everything if you can call Calista the pretty one with a straight face. Not that it’s a competition and not that me and a girl with my same exact face can’t both be the fairest of them all, but come on. Your fave Corondelle kid is Kristina and not Olivia, that means you’re smart enough to know brunettes are better than blondes.

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staceytremaine :

Are you sure? I mean, if I had a brother or sister, I don’t think I’d diss them, they’re my family – even if I didn’t like them, it would kind of reflect badly on me, too, wouldn’t it? Like how my mom gets offended anytime someone says my other mom is a bad person just because she’s from the Isle of the Lost, it makes our whole family look bad when it’s not even true. You won’t look like a bag lady, oh my Beast, that’s what belts are for, to accentuate your curves even when stuff’s loose. Are you sure? I mean, thank you, I love you, that’s amazing, but you totally don’t have to do that. No, I mixed it up and went with pink. Red’s for people who are having red hot romances, pink was a little more appropro for a sweet single girl like me.

It’s a loving diss! I would never say something seriously bad about Calista - image is important, and besides, she’s my best friend even if she drives me batty sometimes. Ew, people are still on your mom for being Maleficent’s daughter? That was, like, forever ago - and besides, if a little fairy from Neverland can end up the Queen of the shiniest kingdom in Auradon, anyone can be anything if they have enough ambition. Belts are sooooo last year, though! They interfere with my silouhette too much, which I will not stand for as I move to high school; I can’t have everyone looking at me like I’m some little girl instead of the woman I’m becoming. Oh, no, please, I’m totally sure! I love funding shopping trips, and besides, I want to see the full range of your abilities, which means no limits! Red’s my fave color ever, and I’m still single, but hey, maybe next Valentine’s Day you’ll have a boo and a reason to bring out that sizzling hot color! I think you’d look muy caliente in red.

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vchristiandarling :

If you’re sure. I promise I’d be a super well-behaved step-nephew if your twin and my dad ever hook up, although that might be considered cradle-robbing and everyone told us that Lost Boys aren’t allowed to continue that tradition, we have to recruit people the real way instead of stealing them out of strollers now. You think I’m embarrassing? Come on, I’m just a regular guy. If you think I’m bad you’re gonna have to wait til we’re all like 30 to find a guy who’s gentleman-ly enough to earn your love. Oh. Uh, that stuff’s nice too! I’d probably rather have a new liver if I ever needed one than a jewel, but different strokes for different folks. Can you cut it off without using scissors? Like… I don’t know, with something less scary?

I think that’s a different sort of cradle-robbing, actually - stealing babies is a big no-no, but dating with an age gap? Nothing wrong with that so long as everyone’s consenting! Everyone says boys take FOREVER to mature so it’s no surprise that sophisticated gals prefer to spring for the ripened models. You seem to be on the right path to being ripe and not embarrassing, you’re at least cognizant of what things girls don’t like, which is nice. My parents need their livers, too! They’re not just going to give away themselves all willy-nilly, even if anyone would be lucky to have their beautiful organs; this isn’t the Rainbow Fish! Scissors really do work the best, Christian, but hmm... maybe thinning shears? They’re kind of like scissors but take off less hair at a time so we can work through it, though if you ask me, hacking it off at once is a lot less scary. Less suspense.

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@misterstealyohearts:

That’s my little bro you’re talking about there! I have to at least pretend to defend his honor. Quick, tell him at school that I threatened to run over your makeup bag with my motorcycle or something so he’ll think I love him.

Ew, no, that means going within ten feet of him and that goes against my personal code of conduct. Why don’t you just tell him yourself? You’re the one unlucky enough to live with him, after all.

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staceytremaine :

No arguing here, I was just born this way, and hair dye’s soooooo… um, not tacky, that’s kind of harsh and I don’t want to insult your twin, but it’s just a lot of effort to go through when we’re like, only 14, you know? You are? Oh, congrats, I hope it’s okay if I make stuff a little looser then, it’s way easier to take designs in than to let them out if Calista wants to keep anything. I used most of my allowance up on something cute for Valentine’s Day, because what good designer doesn’t embrace a good holiday? But I have some to spare for a shopping trip, let’s do it.

Oh, no, that’s so fine, you can insult her if you want to! It’s not like she and I are the same person, and besides, I so know what you mean - we’re young, this is the time to keep our hair healthy as possible! Stuff that’s a little looser is perf, actually, so long as I don’t end up looking like a bag lady, but I trust you! Psh, please, as if I’m going to do beauty on a budget - don’t worry about the money, this shopping trip is all on me. To be the best, one must buy the best, no? And who knows, maybe I’ll buy you a little something out of appreciation! What did you get for Vday, by the way? Something red?

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christiandarling :

Woah, that took a turn down an alley I didn’t know existed, what a wild ride. Why blondie and not you, do you not think it would be cool to be my step-mom? I’d even start taking my shoes off before I came in the house, dad said girls like it when you don’t track mud into the house. Woah, your parents are organ donors? That’s way generous, I didn’t expect that. You want to give me a makeover? Is it my hair? Margarita said it was starting to look like a rat-tail thing in the back, but cutting it’s hard, dude, I’m scared of the scissors.

I live to surprise! But no, I’m not in the market to be anyone’s step-mom, especially not to someone older than me, and besides, your Dad isn’t my type. He is a little old. Calista seems like she’d appreciate his “maturity” more than I would. Whenever you do get a step-mom, though, remember that ‘taking off your shoes’ thing, it’ll keep you from being an embarrassment. What? No, they don’t donate their organs, they donate money and jewels! Not all of it, duh, we’ve gotta stay rich, but enough to help the needy and ugly. I would love to give you a makeover, actually! Haircut would be priority number one, and if you trust me, I think I could snip off that growing tail with little to no incident.

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Bed, wed, behead: Paisley, Ludwig, Aiden

BED: Paisley, I guess. He’s the prettiest of the three.

WED: Ugh you gave me a bunch of commoners.. Ludwig, I guess. He at least acts fancy.

BEHEAD: Aiden. He’s just really weird and I don’t want him near me.

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Bed, wed, behead: Eugene, Elias, Hurricane

OH, royal boys! Much better!!

BED: @eugenethecooltwin! Twin power, plus he’s pretty.

WED: @atlanticashurricane, because then I’d be Queen of Atlantica!

BEHEAD: @dorkprinceeli! Sorry, but when you brand yourself as a dork, it makes you seem very...not cool.

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christiandarling :

Yo, why’s everybody in this kingdom gotta give my dad such a hard time? It’s not like he’s the only single parent in the universe, and he does this sweet hair flip thing that makes me wonder how all the ladies weren’t in love with him. I think you’ve gotta be beautiful on the inside, just like the dad-man, but maybe somebody’ll notice you’re pretty first and then realize you’re also cool? That could be how it works I guess.

Hey, no one’s saying your dad isn’t adorable. If I were his age and he had any semblance of a crown, I’d set Calista up with him in a second! And being single isn’t a bad thing, it’s just not my destiny is all, and I’ll take whichever steps necessary to avoid that. Being alone sounds soooo boring. Inner beauty is totally a real thing, of course! It’s like how my parents donate some to charity every once in a while, because they’re great people! But if your bait isn’t shiny, no one’s gonna bite and get to see that inner-beauty up close and personal. You should know! You have some serious potential. With a makeover, you’d be quite the lady-killer. Or man-killer, I don’t know what you’re into.

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staceytremaine :

That’s actually not a bad idea, Bella! Usually I have to try everything out on myself to see if it looks good, but I’m blonde and i don’t know if my styles would be flattering for different coloring. Maybe having you and Calista both try stuff on would be a blessing – different hair colors, same size, it’s perf.

Non-blondes don’t get nearly enough love, and I will not have you contributing to that if I can help it, nope! Brunettes are gorgeous and classic and just as deserving. If you ask me, I’m a teeeny bit smaller than Calista, but we’re close enough to the same size that it’s a non-issue, absolutely! I smell a shopping trip coming up! Oh, Beast, I’m so excited. I haven’t gone on a crazy all out shopping spree since, like, the beginning of the year. It’s been so long!