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shark vs the universe
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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Not today Justin
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Color Me Curious
cherry valley forever
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@beautifuluniverse42
people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
The older this post gets the funnier it becomes
My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.
that’s how fucked up our world is now
the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜
eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf
THE QUEEN'S BEEN DEAD FOR ONE SLUTTY SLUTTY YEAR!
'cause she's been dead for one slutty, slutty year. why else?
My blog policy is If you see something, say something
Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about people.
You get to press a button & instantly become one of these, if you want:
A man
A woman
An androgynous person
Some manner of furry
A cartoon character
Some manner of mythical beast
Something amorphous & unknowable
Some manner of mechanical thing
I would not press any button (remain the same)
Other/Show results
If you press the button there is no questions from anyone, nobody refers to your previous self, & no issue is caused beyond learning to be comfortable in your body & choice.
relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever
The crowd dances on...
Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So
the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators
this is not about gifsets this is about shit like this
would you still love me if i was a worm? wait no sorry that’s stupid let me rephrase that would you still love me if I was of no value to you anymore? if I broke my vows by turning into someone you never agreed to be with if I suddenly couldn't be a wife couldn't be a mother if I couldn't clean the house and I couldn't put dinner on the table and couldn't have sex would you still love me? would I even be me, to you? do you love me or the things that I do? when wives get life threatening illnesses 1 in 5 husbands leave those don't seem like good odds so I'm just asking if I turned into a worm tomorrow and I could no longer provide you with anything at all, would the love remain? would you find a terrarium and fill it with mulch and keep me in the bedroom? would you spray me with water? would you keep me alive? would you throw me out onto the pavement? I think I would make you a house of popsicle sticks if you were a worm
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HANK! TAX DAY FOR MOST AMERICANS IN 2024 IS APRIL 15TH! MAKE SURE YOU DO YOUR TAXES OR FILE FOR A SIX MONTH EXTENSION BEFORE THEN! HAAANK!
y'all ever think about how insane the sauropods were
this is a leg off of Argentinosaurusof them and its already the size of a two story house like LOOK at the size of these fuckers
the fact that any land animal ever got to be as large as this is insane. this shit is only beat by fucking whales, creatures that dont have to support their weight on legs
To be honest I don't understand how these things were able to, like, move or breathe or anything with how heavy they must have been
This thing would have been MUCH scarier than T. rex cause like look at it
they were full of air. like, literally. they had a respiratory system like birds which is/was made up of a bunch of air sacs throughout the body (instead of mammalian two lungs) and they were just...full of air in general. 'hollow' bones. this is very efficient and has the added benefit of making the body lighter without making them weaker. so the giant sauropod weighed ~38 tons which is a LOT but the elephant weighs ~12 tons and the sauropod is many many times larger and long
Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3
In case anyone could use this right now.
The beauty of tumblr. I don’t know OP. Don’t follow Op but I have the same cloud from a slightly different angle.
Someone posted this on fb recently, WCCO shared it (not my pic)
But yeah. I have absolutely almost gotten into a vertigo-induced car wreck bc the clouds made me feel like I was falling down into the sky.
Thank you so much for these tags because I had no idea what to look up to get an explanation. I just went to the notes and hoped someone knew what they were 😂
may you have a very tummy less hurty 2024
God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun's cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me.
Hey? Hey holy shit
