I send my best regards from hell

Tanisha | 21 | MA ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

[neopats]

[mom voice] targé

[suzyycarmichaelll-deactivated20]

[m0rphlne-deactivated20170108]

dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes

[beauxbatonsacademy]

jesus h christ i need to get this paper done but i have -35325 motivation

[legendofbisexuals-old-deactivat]

it’s official velma dinkley started the mommy kink back in 2004

[broken-skies-and-angel-wings-de]

This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“ 

And I was like, ” Why does it matter that it was on the full moon?“ 

and he was like “Well, you know, the full moon… women on the full moon" 

and i was like ‘I don’t get it' 

and he was like “Periods" 

and he thought all women just get their periods on the full moon and i just thought it was really funny that he confused women with werewolves. 

[fattiphatfat]

Lycanthropy is a feminist issue

[masseduction]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

me when someone asks what my goals for the future are

[darkfate7]

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

[beauxbatonsacademy]

there is no sacrilege quite like chewing a piece of pizza just to spit it out

[pleatedjeans]

[beauxbatonsacademy]

Me every morning: I am the tiredest princess in all the land

[wordsnquotes]

It was good for a while, being empty. I didn’t hurt anymore. But as time went on, it was like I could hear myself from far away, begging for permission to come back.

Myra McEntire, Hourglass (via wordsnquotes)

[wordsnquotes]

It was good for a while, being empty. I didn’t hurt anymore. But as time went on, it was like I could hear myself from far away, begging for permission to come back.

Myra McEntire, Hourglass (via wordsnquotes)

[lameborghini]

i am so cute and bitter

[beauxbatonsacademy]

why am i giving relationship advice to someone i fucked a few times

i’m too good of a person sometimes tbh

[beauxbatonsacademy]

royal blue is a good color 👑 #ootd #lotd #selfie #lastRCCpic #selfie #whysoserious