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me when i'm eating breakfast for dinner
bee and puppycat and doja cat AMV
this AMV i made is the closest thing i have to new content, sorry
HUH??
BOOO SUSAN you went to a whole magic doctor and you got a spell to KEEP the man??
Deckard’s Grades:
Spice Chiffon Cake. F+. “Interesting use of “spices.” Please don’t use potpourri next time. Unfortunately, this gave me loose bowels. The “+” is only because... my bowels need loosening anyway.”
Two-egg Cake. F. “Where did you find ostrich eggs. Oh, I googled it. That’s pretty far. You have to cook them next time...”
Martha Washington Cake. D+. “Please refrain from using pasta in cakes in the future. It was al dente though. If it wasn’t a cake this would be an A.”
Silver Cake. C-. “Who chewed the gum and blew the bubble stuck to this cake? Presentation has improved, I like the face, even though cutting it made me feel bad.”
Dark Fruit Cake. D-. “Olives are dark and technically a fruit, so I’ll pass you, but like, really????”
Orange Tea Cake. E+. “You left the teacup in it.”
Modern Marble Cake. D+. “You have to BAKE IT...”
Eggplant Cake. C-. “This was your best cake yet. Please take out the egg shells though?!?”
writing tip: so you named your school wrong, huh? no problem! schools are just kind of like that
wait
deckard thought he was going to a cooking school
because it was called cooking prince academy, okay, fair enough, but when he got there, it turned out to be a baking school, because it’s badly named
which deckard might have been able to find out if he liked to research things and make informed decisions
(this isn’t really fair, deckard is in the worst dorm because he waffled for so long with that time sensitive material)
Dear parent of one of my students,
We’re going to go see the grunions this week! They’ll be washing up on the short by the cove, it’s mating season. Gross, huh? .... and romantic, I guess!
We’ll be leaving at a bit before noon unless I sleep in. We’ll arrive back hopefully before the end of the day but like who knows, right?
Please consider donating: A blank check. Haha, just kidding, cold hard cash is fine. A 5 for gas and maybe snacks.
Please write any special instructions you may have for your child below.
I, ________ hereby grant my child, _______ permission to see the grunions get all up in it.
Thanks dude, -- Ms. Coffee
fermented moon mud? so... regolith kimchi?
snail thots
optimistic: crispin was already awake, whittling another clown or something
realistic: crispin sleeps with one eye open and a knife under his pillow
optimistic AND realistic: crispin thought cass was finally going to follow through on her many threats to murder toast, and he was ready
the implication that diet drinks are less heavy LMAO
Funnily enough, Diet Coke is less dense than regular coke.
... huh ... i really did not know that ... but that being her first guess upon picking up a completely empty can is still hilarious
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the implication that diet drinks are less heavy LMAO
puppycat’s tattoos
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