Next Time on The Gilded Age
George: I like that you're evil, Bertha, it's just...
Betha: Everything I do, everything, I do it to protect this family Skyler!
Gladys: How am I supposed to be an aristocrat? My mom didn't teach me anything! I don't even know what Ireland is! I asked my aunt once and my mother made me eat nothing but boiled potatoes for a month.
The Duke's Shrew Sister: Oh, so that's why she didn't flinch when I called her a paddy sow. How is she ever going to a proper English Duchess when she can't even be racist?
The Duke: You're the one who said I had to marry an American heiress! You said you needed more money for all those lemons you're always eating raw.
The Duke's Shrew Sister: They keep my face tight and my lips pinched! And you were supposed to let the maid push her off the boat!
Audra McDonald: Peggy, I know you like him but his mom is more racist than half the white people on this show.
The Doctor's Evil Lightskin Mom: God as my witness, my son will not marry anyone darker than Zendaya!
George: Larry, I NEED this land.
Larry: You gonna pay me for my labor?
Agnes: Holy shit, our footman is loaded.
Ada: That's none of our business, Agnes.
Agnes: You're really underestimating how bored I am this season.
Marian: I thought I knew him!
Larry: -looking pensive at the first real party he's ever attended-
Peggy: Doctor, I need to tell you something...
Yassified T. Thomas Fortune: SUITCASE FIGHT!
Agnes: I know you were never meant to be more than a shift supervisor, but dear god Ada I've seen better management in reststop Subways!
Ada: Oh, so when things go wrong it's middle management's fault! Spoken like a true Subway franchisee!
Bertha: Actually maybe we should let divorced women stay in society....
Mrs. Astor: Girls aren't allowed to have fun!
Bertha: Alright you bratty little twink, what do you want?
Oscar: Look, you know me. I just go where the power is.
Nathan Lane Foghorn Leghorn: With the backing of the gays society is yours for the taking Bertha!
Ada: Spirts, please tell me how to manage my staff!
Nathan Lane Foghorn Leghorn: I'm sorry, but I had to publish that tell all. I'm creating a viable career path for countless adult gay dependents of rich society ladies in the coming century!
Half the characters in the show: -sobbing-
Audra McDonald: Peggy, you're better than all these people!
Marian: EVERY MAN IN MY LIFE HAS FAILED ME!
Larry: Mother, did you tell the papers I went to that party with Clock Boy?! You know Marian is easily triggered!
George: You've ruined everything Bertha! We're going to go broke!
Bertha: George, I can fix this! I just met this chemist who thinks he's made a cheaper and more effective alternative to cocaine...
George: Someone has to protect this family from the woman who protects this family.
turnnoffyourmind
izzy806
andulkaphoto
gamechangershow
vaporwave
amandla
tangentwithtanner
ellievsbear
gummygunk
kianamaiart
