Beef

I have cool pets | I'm just a guy who love Garfield | I'm also emo😣

[pokemonpostsdaily]

[beefbandit]

[beefbandit]

Another molt ! I can actually feel her touch me now

[beefbandit]

He screams

[elegybeatty]

They have been gradually feminizing the Water type starters each Pokemon generation

Gens 1-3, big, bulky, masculine Water type starters, Blastoise has cannons in its back, Feraligatr has sharp claws and fangs, mega Swampert is a muscular beast

Gens 4-6, sleek, androgynous, still badass and powerful looking but definitely not as masculine

Gens 7-9, thin, feminine, cunty, skittle squad incarnate, these starters are for the girls and the gays

Now here we are in Gen 10 and there's no more holding back. First stage and she's already got the wings and the bedroom eyes. They're putting chemicals in the water to turn the fricking Water types gay.

[beetleoftheopera]

its time... more ratposting!!!

[beefbandit]

No bitchs?

[beefbandit]

[darklight-owl]

People who like mantises but aren't that into entomology are always "orchid mantises" this and "orchid mantises" that. Overrated. Can we talk about Toxodera integrifolia for a minute:

(Image links because as much as it pains me I've never seen one of these beauties irl: 1 2 3)

Like how are these things real. Girl what is that thorax shape. Why are you wearing eyeliner. And the colors? Absolutely fire. This is a 10/10 insect if you ask me.

[several-breathing-eyes]

I feel like he's my royal advisor who is definitely not planning to take the throne for himself

[rslashrats]

[beefbandit]

My small girl molted for the first time scene I've had her I believe this her 3rd molt