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E: i dont know what to do bj

BJ: well whatd she say

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E: youre a great fucking friend

BJ: shut up. im ur brother, its what we do.

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E: my girl go down to sleep well? shes good?

BJ: yeah, she's fast asleep. I'm sitting in the room to make sure.

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E: hey

BJ: sup

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S: if you say swag on our wedding day you are not going to get any on the honey moon.

BJ: Yah I will cause I know your special spot.

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S: I love you. if/when we do get married just don't say swag instead of "i do" and i'll be happy

BJ: i wasn't supposed to say i do there, dummy. i'm gonna say swag when they say "you may now kiss the bride" then i'm gonna kiss you.

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S: nope moment over

BJ: nah stop i love you. you kno i'm awkward sry

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S: then yes

BJ: swag

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S: are you accepting

BJ: yes

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S: well, marry me then.

BJ: are you proposing

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S: definitely.

BJ: well hey same

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S: I'd marry you

BJ: wait really.

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S: I hope you saw me roll my damn eyes.

BJ: I'M NOT

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S: I doubt it. Cute boys + knowing how to care for a kid = husband material don't play.

BJ: i'm not husband material pfft

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S: Don't look now but the nurse that's restocking the cabinet keeps checking you out.

BJ: She probably just is eyeing me weird because I have a sleeping one year old ontop of me.

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S: Be patient, we'll hear something soon. I love you. I'm about to come back up.

BJ: i love you too babygirl.

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S: I'm on my way back up baby. Any news?

BJ: Not that I know of. So either nothing has happened or something so big no one told us. We're a pair of third wheels.

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