Keep calm and devour everything off

Why, welcome to my mansion. I am Rovode Conchita, owner of this mansion and the duke of this area. You know, you look tasty... May I taste you even for just a finger ? [Independent RP for the genderbend version of Banica Conchita from Mothy's series Evillious Chronicles. This blog is purely for RP, my personal blog is draceempressa . OC/Crossover OK ]

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

a masterlist of prompts and sentence starters

[ SEND A SYMBOL FOR A DRABBLE ABOUT OUR MUSES ]

☂: our muses get caught in the rain outside without an umbrella

★: our muses stargaze together

✈: your muse is going away for a time and says goodbye to my muse or vice versa

❤: one of our muses says the first "i love you" to the other

✿: your muse asks my muse to dance with them or vice versa

☤: my muse visits your muse at the hospital

☢: your muse tells my muse that they need to break up

☯: our muses have their first kiss

❅: our muses have a snowball fight

☠: my muse visits your muse's grave

▲: how our muses first met

➳: how one of our muses asked the other on a first date

✌: our muses' wedding

⌚: my muse proposes to your muse or vice versa

[ SEND ONE OF THE FOLLOWING SENTENCES FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE ]

"Please don't leave me."

"I don't want to lose you, okay?"

"Because I love you!"

"And I thought I could trust you."

"I can't believe you forgot."

"What did you do this time?"

"We're going to get caught!"

"Kiss me."

"I'm sorry, I screwed up."

"I might be drunk."

"You look beautiful."

"That smirk is annoyingly hard to ignore."

"Stop staring at me!"

"Please go away, you can't see me like this."

"Come on, dance with me."

"I need you. I need us."

"You can't just lead me on like that!"

"I can't do this anymore."

"Oh, I'm nothing special."

"Just don't forget me, okay?"

"You have to let me go."

"We'll get through this together."

"You're not alone, you know."

"Shut up! I hate you!"

"I wish this could last forever."

"Maybe I was right in thinking that I should never have even fallen in love with you."

"What would the world be like without you?"

"Why do you like me so much?"

"Are you okay?"

"Shit, what did I do?"

[ SEND A TEXT FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE ]

[text]: Fuck you.

[text]: Where are you?

[text]: I'm sick.

[text]: I love you.

[text]: I wish I could be with you right now.

[text]: I'm at your door.

[text]: Is that all you care about?

[text]: Please stop talking about her/him.

[text]: Just come over, watch a movie, and cuddle with me.

[text]: Don't even start.

[text]: Is that all I am to you?

[text]: Help me.

[text]: Wait, what happened?

[text]: I can't go to sleep because you're on my mind.

[text]: I miss you.

[text]: Good night.

[text]: Stop leaving me voicemails, I'm not going to forgive you.

[text]: Tell me you didn't forget.

[text]: I've had such a bad day.

[text]: Don't talk to me ever again.

[text]: I have nothing if I don't have you.

[text]: After all we've been through, you can't leave me... please.

[text]: Breaking up over a text? You've stooped that low?

[text]: Can you stop ignoring me for a second?

[text]: Sometimes I worry that you won't know how much I love you.

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

[ Sateriasis  Venomania and Gallerian Marlon in Gakuen Capriccio basically is the Evillious equivalent to Ryuu Zaou and Io Naruko from Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu Love! . I mean,  one is a fabulous narcissist  womanizer with girly hair (Venomania with his long hair and ribbon, Ryuu with his pink hair and headband) when the other is a calm and intelligent avaricious accountant but they are actually quite gay close with each other despite of the opposing personalities. Except that Sati is obviously the seme in Sategalle but in Ioryuu ofc the seme is Io. 

I'm such a trash for realizing this OTL . Bring on the fanarts of mahou shounen Sateriasis and Gallerian yo ]

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

Reblog if you think time-traveler Rp/Au is in your list of interest.

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

[Evillious Chronicles do have legit epitomes of Seven Deadly Sins...

Pride: Riliane burned a whole country and makes a genocide JUST BECAUSE a prince whom she likes  doesn't love her back and instead, loves a girl from that country. Not to mention she's indeed a tyrant.

Greed: Gallerian  is want to be payed for the smallest things and values money over justice. Quite a legit epitome.

Gluttony : Conchita Literally eats everything. Includes humans and herself.

Wrath :  Nemesis nukes the world because was defected by scumbag daddy (which might be actually not her real dad) . Wow. Legit.

Sloth: Eve   ignored her own problems and , horribly broken and despaired so that she escaped reality by erasing her own memories and became another person that actually didn't exist.  Did this for approximately 600+ years. Not to mention poisons the whole town because her husband was a nasty cheater money-sucking lich instead of talking it out. THE craziest Sinner.

And despite Duke Gangbang have a whole lot of harem, it dissappoint me that he's not exactly a pansexual... And Envy. Meh. You call the death of simply four is an epitome?

Maybe that's why those Sin Vessels haven't awaken yet. The Epitome's not great enough to awaken the true power of the Sin Vessels of Envy and Lust.]

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

[To sum up the problems in evillious chronicles:

In-universe: Parental issues

in fandom: FUCKING PLOT TWISTS. LIKE IN ALMOST EVERY MV, MANGA AND NOVEL]

[rpmemeaholic]

Send ѻ and our muses will be handcuffed together, but the cuffs won't come off!

How do they handle this predicament?

[askkaimei]

"For everything that lead us the us "now"…

…

For staying with me during the hard time…

For making me able to “hold you as mine” possible…

To recall I sang some songs about us being apart… it makes me realize how happy I am that everything ends up the way around… “

[memeideas]

Send me headcanons about my muse.

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

[I AM HORRIBLY SORRY FOR MY HIATUS! OTL  BUT NOW I'M BACK! PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO RP WITH ME! ]

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

vampire-rovode has moved to beelzeniangourmetduke

[yangire-rin]

Cut off people’s hands so you can throw them at others and shout “do you need a hand?”

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

It would work even more effective with a hand like this

[hikarimuses]

      “That’s disgusting!”

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

Uh oh. She saw it.

"Umm.... This is not what do you think it is !!! "

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

chartettelangley started following you

 A red-haired woman entered the manor. As the owner of the manor, Rovode politely welcomed her.

"Welcome to the Conchita manor. What business brought you here? "

[chartettelangley]

"Oh, um… Hello…" The maid curtsied, not wanting to be rude. "I… er… found myself lost, and I figured I might be able to get my bearings if I just found some place or another where people might live…"

That name seems familiar…

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

"Lost ? Ah, you arrived in the  correct place.  This is Conchita region, Gasto town,  and the building is Conchita manor. I am the Duke responsible for this area, Duke Rovode Conchita."

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

I place this rabid Tasmanian devil within thine trousers and then now I dost flee!

The Duke rummages his pants’ pocket and find the furry creature , with a gleeful eerie smile on his face.

"Oh, what is this ? An animal from alternate world ? I wonder how it will taste… How should I cook it ? "

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

Rovode has received a single Carla dakimakura.

Ignoring his servant’s gaze, the Duke immediately  glomped the pillow.

"Oooh ! This  is a nice gift ! "

Now he know what to do if his girlfriend isn’t in the mood to sleep with him.

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

"Maybe someone stole my glass again? This is not my real body, you know. As long the Glass exist I exist as well.  I am bound to my Sin Vessel.“ Truth be told, he never expect himself to survive. But he never has high expectation, so he barely had any disappointment as well. Whomever saved him deserved a gratitude, he guessed.

"Ooooh, you’re done playing mommy and son with her. it’s interesting  how you can change sides so quickly.  Or you, perhaps , by any chance, is a different person who dwells in him all this time ? “

[theirregulargod]

"Change sides?" he repeats, mildly amused. "You really think I’d ever associate with trash?”

"I don’t know where you got the idea that I was ever your ally," he glowers. "Why would I help out Sin, the very thing I’m trying to get rid of?” Oh, if only he knew…

"Leave before you get a blade through your chest, Conchita.”

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

"I never think of you as my ally, Hev.  But I do think of you as Court's"

The brunette laughed at  the blonde, completely underestimating him.

"Hahahahaha... You didn't listen to me at all, eh ? Didn't I just said that anything happens to this mortal body there wouldn't be any great impact to my existence ? Besides, do you think you're in the advantage if you know my human name ?"

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

ஜ (IDK)

(As Grave) For your information I lost all of my human feelings after  I became a demon, you know.”

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

"Are you that tired that your brain had a malfunction ?”

[cursedblossom]

"…I suppose I forgot where I was a moment. It’s been a rough couple of days."

[beelzeniangourmetduke]

"That rough,  huh..."