bzzt bzzt

she/her — 20s 🍯 💛 🌻 being perfectly normal about my blorbies

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[the-claire-bitch-project]

I'd like to clarify that I keep putting foot stuff in my Babyshark fics not because I'm super into feet, but because I genuinely think Brendon Park has a foot fetish he doesn't realize he has. Did y'all see the way he eye fucked that leg??

[thexfilesgifs]

It wasn’t planned, no. We’re just goofin’ around.

-Gillian Anderson

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[sunny-therapy]

Wolfstar WIP. A little piece of something I’m drawing for a fic✨

[goatedsaminator]

so defensive

[slayerbuffy]

[notrobinbuckley]

the party in the 2000's

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[audreyvoilax]

Hockey au partly inspired by rewatching HR & @purplebutterflyglasses

[portraitsofsaints]

Saint Melangell

Died: c. 590

Feast Day: May 27

Patronage: hares, rabbits, small animals, and the natural environment

Saint Melangell was a Welsh virgin who pursued a solitude life of prayer as a hermit. Legend has it that a Scottish prince of Powys was hunting with his dogs in hot pursuit of a rabbit. It hid placidly in the clothing of St. Melangell, which greatly surprised the prince. The dogs cowered and fled. At this miracle, the prince gave St. Melangell land where she established a community of women religious. Pilgrims today travel to this site called Pennant Melangell.

Prints, plaques & holy cards available for purchase. (website)

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[kosmogrl]

things that can kill you:

- the night before your birthday

- late summer evenings

- the way the sunlight hits the kitchen a certain way on a summer afternoon

[virtualbanddit]

“Thats not realistic”

Yeah not for YOU, you unwhimsical bitch

[this-little-art-of-mine]

[cynicscene]

mel saying beep beep beep is canon what the fuck

[funstyle]

[really drawn out bong rip and i cough like im going to die for a minute and i can barely get these words out] im okay. Hey do you think they might be giants ever had like an mmf threesomeee or [starts pretending im getting a call cus im already embarrassed i asked that] Ok soo i gotta take this its my grandpa. hes dying.. Yeah again . No Actually its my other grandpa haha

[funstyle]

I leave the room and i dont come back and hours later you get a text from me that says "no but seeiously you think They Might have Been having Group sex . lol"

[funstyle]

i dont even really like their music i just have a curious mind. is that okay with everyone

[theydontlovey0ulikeilovey0u]