Bee Boy

I like bees also: ✨AroAce✨ (Also I write a lot, and I’m learning to draw)

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Alastor: you may throw darts at it but you still have a picture of me on your wall~

Vox: Well you may say it condescendingly but you still call me baby!

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Alastor teaching Charlie boundaries

Charlie: Okay! We’re going to try trust falls again! Alastor-

*Alastor makes irritated radio static*

Charlie, immediately turning away: -will not be participating because it makes him uncomfortable!

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Alastor and Vox’s redemptions are gonna have something to do with each other and they gonna have to make up

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Hey, remember how Vox is and always has been really manipulative?

Okay, okay, now remember that flashback with him and Alastor? What if Al was right for turning him down?

Now, I’m not saying he was right for how cruelly he did it, obviously, but we’ve seen how Vox treats Valentino and Velvette present day after supposedly making the same offer to them. Now you might think that his obsession with Alastor is the only reason he treats the other Vees like tools which very well could be true but even after 7 years of Alastor being gone, before Vox knew Alastor was back, he spoke very condescendingly to Valentino. Now, I understand that’s kinda just the Vees and how they always treat each other, they still care about each other and all that.

But if Alastor had joined Vox what’s stopping Vox from just going a bit too far? Vox always got what he wanted before this, at least in life, that’s literally what Brighter was about. And it’s painfully obvious that he had a massive crush on Alastor. As we all know, Alastor is very ace and shown to only accept touch from Nifty. So there would probably be a dramatic break up regardless due to Vox’s desires and Alastor’s lack of any. Especially since it would definitely hurt Vox’s pride just a tad.

Regardless I’m still gonna fantasize about those two being in a happy purely romantic open marriage and Vox just fucking Val on the side because that would be the ideal scenario

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Lute: *Yelling and bossing Abel around*

Abel: :( I’m sorry…

Abel: wait… I’m your boss- HEY-

[astralpunkass]

Things change.

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Gabriel: no one could scare father, he always sees it coming

Lucifer: what? Scaring father is easy! Watch,

Lucifer: I’M GONNA START A REVOLUTION!!

God, frantically running from the kitchen: SHIT- NOT AGAIN!

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When Lucifer was made he was able be held in God’s hand like one of those tiny baby things

But then God had to change his form to be comprehensible to the other angels :(

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Angels don’t have genitals so they’re all technically trans if they decide to go by specific pronouns

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Past God: *Carrying several plates of food to a large table* … One for Gabriel, one for Michael, and… where is your brother?

Past Michael: *points up*

Past God: damn it- LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR GET OFF OF THE CHANDELIER OR I’M GIVING YOUR FOOD AWAY!

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Lucifer rarely swears because of how he was raised. He’s just not used to saying swear words all that often because he grew up not knowing they existed or that they were even bad.

BUT he does make a point to swear at God any chance he gets just because

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*Lucifer crying because of something humans did*

God, trying to comfort him: shh, shh, it’s not your fault..

Lucifer: *sniffle* you’re right… it’s not my fault… ITS YOUR FAULT-

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*Lucifer flys across the hotel holding a sharpie. He’s laughing his ass off*

*God flys after him (considerably faster) with drawings all over his face*

Charlie, sitting on the couch: this is fine.

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(The day after Lucifer was banished)

God: *angrily writing*

Gabriel: *looks over his shoulder* Father what are you-? Oh- is this about Luci?

God: no.

Gabriel: are you sure? Because you wrote “honour your parents” 5 times with a LOT of underlines

God: *erasing* nuh uh, don’t lie. Actually, I’m writing that down too, that’s a good one

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Gabriel: how could you think any of this is okay?!?

God: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Gabriel:…oh-

God: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Past God: -And these are flowers, they contain pollen that helps make a lot of our food grow!

Baby Lucifer: Is food?

Past God: no, it’s not food. It would probably taste terrible.

Baby Lucifer: *Picks a flower*

Past God: don’t do it, it won’t taste good.

Baby Lucifer:

Past God: I’m warning you

Baby Lucifer: *Eats a flower only to immediately spit it out and start crying*

Past God: damn it- Luci!

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(Comic and art by @redfluffz )

Okay, I can see way Luci would be God’s favourite if THIS is what Luci looks like to him.