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wwhat the fuck is a beforus

seasidemoonlight

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ohhhhh its a roleplay thing then i guess

Yeah basically it’s where people pretend to give a shit about mutants instead of culling them. Some rebel wish fulfillment thing. Which isn’t bad on its own but like. Beforus SUCKS lmfao

ok i did look into it a wwhile ago and its so bad. they really do pretend cause they wwere so anti-culling it wwrapped back around to being mutist. like cmon guys wwhat happened to lovve thy subgrubor

Like. Bein’ a mutant doesn’t mean you got somethin wrong with you. Your bodies a lil fucked but you learn how to deal with it, you don’t need to be fuckin ganked? Live and let live man. That’s why motherfuckers are in caves and all…

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wwhat the fuck is a beforus

seasidemoonlight

« B&for& » « us » ? M@/yb& @/ b&for& sl@/sh @/ft&r tr&nd ?

ohhhhh its a roleplay thing then i guess

Yeah basically it’s where people pretend to give a shit about mutants instead of culling them. Some rebel wish fulfillment thing. Which isn’t bad on its own but like. Beforus SUCKS lmfao

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susurrious

♒︎ ♒︎TROLLS ωITH BROKEN HORNS >>>♒︎ ♒︎

#rb #uh the fuck i tag this as #susurrious #yea sure full ass username

All fun and games until you get stabbed with em, lol.

Anyways FUCK STAIRS I FUCKING HATE STAIRS

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AITA for tryna get pitch with my auspitence

Kinda straightforward imo. I (13, Purp, B) am pitch with a guy (13, Gold, B) and we’re auspitized (12.9 smth, Indigo, B). Anyways he’s cute and I wanna beat his ass. and yeah sure we need to be auspitzed but that doesn’t mean i’m gonna stop him from doing it I just wanna be pitch with him when I have the time. Current spade thinks it’s a bad idea and idfk if it’s bc she’s jealous or wrong or not. the guy himself doesn’t seem really opinionated on it? i mean i pushed him down the stairs and broke a horn and he went off on me and it was hot. i think he’s got the feels too.

Anyways the indigo pmo and is basically asking to get curbstomped i hate his stupid face and horns and his mutie ass. AITA or like

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Are you fucking stupid YTA FOR BREAKING A MOTHERFUCKERS HORN

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Um... Since when is caring about an innocent rust blood's heart being broken by a jerk who's using her to cover his internalized homophobia considered "cringe"? Isn't that a GOOD thing? Like, ummmm... Just saying? I'm not the original asker, but I think what she's doing is pretty noble and kind hearted, actually. Just saying.

>She

[ ] Well n[ ]w we kn[ ]w y[ ]ur pr[ ]n[ ]uns, and that y[ ]u can turn [ ]ff your hem[ ]typing when it's time tv g[ ] an[ ]n m[ ]de. L. [ ]. L. [ ]

EVEN IF HES GAY. There’s LITERALLY NO HEARTBREAKING IF THEY’RE STILL TOGETHER MORON have you ever considered she’s literally bearding WILLINGLY oh my fuck.

We don’t even KNOW if the guy’s gay first of all.

[ ] There's n[ ] evidence [ ]r reas[ ]ning given f[ ]r him being gay at all, in either [ ]f her p[ ]sts. F[ ]r all we kn[ ]w, he's just a meter[ ]sexual. [ ]

He’s “Whoever-This-Purple-Bitch-Likes”sexual. Case closed. Job over. Investigation solved. The detective relaxes after a long day of work by shooting himself in the face to never put up with this speculative bullcrap ever again.

[ ] Well, shit. L[ ][ ]k at that, we s[ ]lved it. N[ ]w we can get t[ ] the real questi[ ]ns: did she st[ ]p hem[ ]typing t[ ] l[ ][ ]k an[ ]nym[ ]us s[ ] she c[ ]uld pretend m[ ]re pe[ ]ple agree with her, [ ]r because she realized it w[ ]uld be really stupid t[ ] d[ ] that t[ ] a bl[ ]g entirely run by vi[ ]let bl[ ][ ]ds? [ ]

Both parts, duh. Fake identity 101- hide or change your hemotyping.

Besides, if you don’t have the skills or means to fuck around with the Grumblr code, the selection of colors you can use to type is fucking moronic. Even if my caste was on here, why the hell would I use it? It’s extra work that doesn’t mean shit to anyone except those with sticks up their asses. Same goes for her, clearly. It doesn’t matter when you’re 1. lying and 2. don’t even have the right shade.

Um... Since when is caring about an innocent rust blood's heart being broken by a jerk who's using her to cover his internalized homophobia considered "cringe"? Isn't that a GOOD thing? Like, ummmm... Just saying? I'm not the original asker, but I think what she's doing is pretty noble and kind hearted, actually. Just saying.

>She

[ ] Well n[ ]w we kn[ ]w y[ ]ur pr[ ]n[ ]uns, and that y[ ]u can turn [ ]ff your hem[ ]typing when it's time tv g[ ] an[ ]n m[ ]de. L. [ ]. L. [ ]

EVEN IF HES GAY. There’s LITERALLY NO HEARTBREAKING IF THEY’RE STILL TOGETHER MORON have you ever considered she’s literally bearding WILLINGLY oh my fuck.

We don’t even KNOW if the guy’s gay first of all.

[ ] There's n[ ] evidence [ ]r reas[ ]ning given f[ ]r him being gay at all, in either [ ]f her p[ ]sts. F[ ]r all we kn[ ]w, he's just a meter[ ]sexual. [ ]

He’s “Whoever-This-Purple-Bitch-Likes”sexual. Case closed. Job over. Investigation solved. The detective relaxes after a long day of work by shooting himself in the face to never put up with this speculative bullcrap ever again.

Um... Since when is caring about an innocent rust blood's heart being broken by a jerk who's using her to cover his internalized homophobia considered "cringe"? Isn't that a GOOD thing? Like, ummmm... Just saying? I'm not the original asker, but I think what she's doing is pretty noble and kind hearted, actually. Just saying.

>She

[ ] Well n[ ]w we kn[ ]w y[ ]ur pr[ ]n[ ]uns, and that y[ ]u can turn [ ]ff your hem[ ]typing when it's time tv g[ ] an[ ]n m[ ]de. L. [ ]. L. [ ]

EVEN IF HES GAY. There’s LITERALLY NO HEARTBREAKING IF THEY’RE STILL TOGETHER MORON have you ever considered she’s literally bearding WILLINGLY oh my fuck.

We don’t even KNOW if the guy’s gay first of all.

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Fishheadass

☆ whats your problem ☆

Tapping the side of your fishtank. You swim, finhead?

☆ theres no way youre from alternia ☆ and talk like that ☆ no fucking way ☆

#rb #acc #Why the fuck did typin rb open my digital wallet #Anyone wanna fucking pay me rq

It's pretty easy, actually. Just be a highblood and have zero respect for seadwellers. Fishies madddddd.

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igno^ore ho^ow this was late again, lo^oo^ok at it sweeming

@alternian-cringe-collector

Fishheadass

☆ whats your problem ☆

Tapping the side of your fishtank. You swim, finhead?

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night 24

igno^ore ho^ow this was late again, lo^oo^ok at it sweeming

@alternian-cringe-collector

Fishheadass

#rb #dgp

Alright. I'll bite.

What about Beforus do you dislike?

The caverns, the lusii, the sky, the moons, the heiress, the empress, the economy, the stores, the streets, the land, the sea, I can keep going.

So you're some kind of Alternian... planetist? Who believes Beforus to be the inferior between the two?

I predict a lot of hatemail in your future.

I haven't said shit about Alternia. Though, yeah, it IS inferior in comparison for a myriad of reasons you're likely already aware of.

Bring it the fuck on.

Alright. I'll bite.

What about Beforus do you dislike?

The caverns, the lusii, the sky, the moons, the heiress, the empress, the economy, the stores, the streets, the land, the sea, I can keep going.

#ask #acc

WOW! You seem reallY aggressive! Is there anY reason whY You hate Beforus? Is there... Like, a reason You like Alternia more, or...? 🐟

Because I happen to be one of the few trolls out there who can understand that Beforus is just ass. Alternia has nothing to do with it.

Shit military system, shit culling system, shit caste system, shit empire, all of it. What the fuck are they doing? It's so stagnant there.

#ask #🐟

why do yoou hate befooorus? what did it doooo tooooo yoooooou?

Oh, because it sucks. Thanks for asking. The planet sucks, the people suck, the politics suck, the infrastructure sucks, Beforus sucks.

#ask #anon

What is wrong with you?

There is no word or medical diagnosis for my condition but doctors are tentatively labelling it as "being right".

#ask #acc

Beforus sucks shameglobes like its proceeds are for a fishing boat.

I’m 13 sweeps. He/Him. No, you don’t get to know my name or caste. Call me KK if you want.

Investing at zero notes. I have a psychic connection to the stars ¤ and they tell me that any blog titled "beforussucks-changemymind" will be a treasure trove for this blog.

Ah, the Ettsey witch I’ve heard so much about.

Never address me as that again. And what exactly are you on about? What is an Ettsey witch?

The very same that "Trout" paid to make the most stupid dipshit of a user hit a sign up button. Personally, I believe you might not have been aware of your powers when your blog was made, but they certainly came into clutch to give this webscythe some of the most pandead entertainment yet.