Malkovvitch @being-john-malkobitch - Tumblr Blog

“tumblr” was a 19 year long psychological experiment conducted by Harvard University. The study is now complete. Thank you for your time

lilyblisslys

girl you must be a fine piss, the way I need to take you in this bar bathroom

lilyblisslys

only a foolish general complains about her opponent’s tactics upon defeat

kragehund-est

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod

What are your thoughts on musk?

kragehund-est

i hope he dies

sandmandaddy69

derinthescarletpescatarian

You're right but don't say it like that

lustcannibalism

they invented a new low just for me

object3

everything is bad #philoosphy #thinker #knowledge #mytheory

strangestarlightmusics

BBC Source here

dancinbutterfly

Holy shit THEY STOLE THE CROWN JEWELS

aniseandspearmint

THEY ESCAPED ON A SCOOTER

riverlinden

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

quendergeer

"I'm not posting S and you can't make me!"

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going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin

andantegrazioso-deactivated2018

Jean-Baptiste Pigalle, Mercury Attaching his Wings, Louvre

maryoliveoil

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

maryoliveoil

Uh oh

exwife-of-frankenstein

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