❝ — catalogue of modern mistakes

[beliedthoughts-blog]

icfb i leave for two seconds and @waswithholding and @starseized come back. like yall where you been.

[beliedthoughts-blog]

dencuement:

           ❝ i can’t on friday. there’s discount drinks at the Pyramid and I’m not missing that. and on saturday, there’s the parade. ❞ a beat, whizzer considering whether he should even bother to ask. but marvin has yet to get on his nerves today so he decides to be nice as well. ❝ wanna come with? ❞ // @beliedthoughts

‘          are you serious?          ‘ there’s slight disbelief on marvin’s part. partially because whizzer actually asked him out. but partially of where he asked him out to. there was no way that marvin would go out to those places with him. not if he wanted to get caught and lose his job and everything else that he’s worked so hard for. ‘          i’m not going. especially not to the parade.          ‘

[blossombubblesandbuttercup]

I put my armor on Show you how strong how I am.

[madejunsolved]

shane: mocking demons, denying god, being a headass 

ryan, absolutely scared shitless: 

[tofugargoyle]

Y’all: Are you a flannel lesbian, hoodie lesbian or jean jacket lesbian?

Me, an intellectual:

[piranha--plant]

same

[dailylilycollins]

[dreamiinglights-deactivated2018]

‘ a writer has the EMPTY page where he can set the scene. he puts the actors on the stage, or on the movie screen. the characters all say the words the writer wants to hear. and then, my friend, a happy end. but when the writer steps outside that room where he is K I N G, he can’t control when lives c o l l i d e, or what the lovers sing. and so, he HIDES behind his words; the one place he belongs. and in black and white, he can rewrite the wrongs. ’

– independent julia houston of nbc’s smash. featured on dreamiinglights. cherished by ophelia.

[dreamiinglights-deactivated2018]

‘ a writer has the EMPTY page where he can set the scene. he puts the actors on the stage, or on the movie screen. the characters all say the words the writer wants to hear. and then, my friend, a happy end. but when the writer steps outside that room where he is K I N G, he can’t control when lives c o l l i d e, or what the lovers sing. and so, he HIDES behind his words; the one place he belongs. and in black and white, he can rewrite the wrongs. ’

– independent julia houston of nbc’s smash. featured on dreamiinglights. cherished by ophelia.

[wondertrevsource-deactivated202]

[briansmvy-blog]

hey y’all! if you don’t know me by this point, my name is ophie. just recently, i was accepted into cosmetology school! i’ve been pursuing this for a while and i’m really excited to be finally going into the field i’ve always wanted to.

i have a small issue, though. being low income, i’m struggling to come up with the rest of my tuition costs. even with FASFA and the few scholarships i’m qualified for, i still need to come up with the other half of my tuition. it’s a pretty big feat since my mom who is the only one working right now. and none of us exactly have this much money sitting around. 

i’m normally not a fan of taking my issues online like this, but i can’t put my mom in debt just so i can go to school. she already does so much for our family of four (soon to be five because my sister is pregnant) with her limited resources, which is why i’m here. i’ve started a gofundme here where you could make a lovely little donation if you’d like. honestly if each follower i had donated 10 dollars, i’d have all the money i needed. i know everyone is going through something and i’m no one different, but i need all the help i can get right now. 

anything, reblogs included, helps! thanks so much!

[moonmccoy-deactivated20190131]

what she says: I'm fine

what she means: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? OH, I'M SORRY, CAUSE THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, GRIFFIN DUNNE LIVES IN RHINEBECK AND COULD BE IN MANHATTAN IN AN HOUR AND 15 MINUTES AND EVERY FUCKING CASTING DIRECTOR IN TOWN KNOWS IT. SO HOW DARE YOU PRETEND NOT TO? HOW DARE YOU FUCKING PRETEND NOT TO KNOW WHERE GODDAMN GRIFFIN DUNNE LIVES?

[swanshbuckle]

ILY: I Love You

ILYSM: I Love You So Much

NILOITPEEPYNIBMNIMFMFRDEDTEAFR: Not In Life Or In The Play Ever Ever Put Your Nail In Between My Nail In My Fingie Meat For Real Don't Ever Do That Ever Again For Real

[funtocry]

for every time marvin’s a dick to either trina or mendel, trina & mendel spend a minute making out in front of him

[beliedthoughts-blog]

marvin vc: don't do that.

[wondertrevsource-deactivated202]

1918 | 2017

[toxicrants]

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

[middlescjool]

This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we investigate why I’m single.