The advantages of having a fat boyfriend:
1. His fat face is the cutest and is extremely kissable, so you should take advantage of that. 2. His belly is the perfect resting pillow for your head, and I believe it evolved exactly for that purpose. 3. If he was a fatty throughout his teen years than he most likely had to develop a nice personality because he wasn’t “popular”. 4. With all the hours that he doesn’t spend trying to look thin he probably has so many hidden talents that would blow your mind. 5. If he is nerd than you are one lucky son of a bitch. 6. His chubby body is a cuddler’s heaven… and as we all know, fatties do it better. 7. Moobs … need I say more? 8. He probably has a great sense of humour about himself and his body, especially if he was a gainer. 9. Easy to handle: i. You wanna reward him => food ii. You wanna make up with him => food iii. You wanna apologize to him => food iv. You wanna show him that you love him => food 10. He probably emits a lot of heat, so in the winter his body is like a customized heated squishy sexy pillow that will keep you warm. 11. If you never got over your childhood, your boyfriend’s body can serve as a human sized soft teddy bear that can actually talk, if he’s hairy it’s a plus. 12. If you’re a handsy person, your boyfriend will provide you with a various assortment of places that you can fondle, with different thickness, softness and levels of accessibility. 13. He would never ask you to lose weight or join a gym, but you should do it anyway if he was into that. 14. He is easier to find in a crowd. 15. He is almost impossible to kidnap. 16. He can’t run very far from you… but let’s hope it never comes down to that.
I probably missed so many, please keep them coming
You hear that ladies!
