Absolute Unit Circle

Physics, Math, Musicals, Band, Puns

[chaotic-chickling]

What happens when Suzui jumps off the roof of a building?

She commits suzui-cide

[bemorequantum]

How do triangles hang themselves?

With a hypotenoose!

[just-shower-thoughts]

We shouldn’t drink water when studying because chemistry says it reduces concentration.

[badsciencejokes]

[bemorequantum]

The derivative of my sadness equals 0

because it is constant 😎

[the-flutey-tutey-dragon]

Instrumental Teacher: Just go on YouTube and watch some performances. It’ll give you a good example and motivate you to practice.

Me: *watches YouTube videos of child prodigies and spends next three hours wallowing in self-doubt*

[mathememetician]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: isn't it crazy how the derivative of e^x is e^x? That's such an arbritrary number isn't it? At the same time it's not, though. Because at any point on e^x, the slope is equal to e^x. But at the same time, the integral of e^x is also e^x. so not only is the slope of e^x e^x, the area underneath the graph of e^x is also e^x. Does that not blow your fucking mind?

[bemorequantum]

I'm hunting down chemists.

They can rundrogen, but they can't hydrogen.