“ Oh whatever, I don’t wanna be mean to ‘um. “
“ Have I ever been resistant to being mean? In my opinion they fuckin’ deserve it. ”
“ Well that’s your opinion, and you’re entitled to that. “
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“ Oh whatever, I don’t wanna be mean to ‘um. “
“ Have I ever been resistant to being mean? In my opinion they fuckin’ deserve it. ”
“ Well that’s your opinion, and you’re entitled to that. “
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“ N-Not stupid… just … horny. “
“ That’s what a hand is for, pumpkin! It’s not that fuckin’ hard to understand. Plus, it makes the times we actually do anything that much better. ”
“ Oh whatever, I don’t wanna be mean to ‘um. “
“ They weren’t stupid, per say, they just … wanted something I wouldn’t give let’s say. “
“ That’s what stupid means! I want somethin’ you don’t wanna give, but guess what? I deal with it, ‘cause that’s what you do for someone you love. I have shit you’re not happy with, but yet you’re still here. A relationship comes with compromises. So yeah, babe, they’re fuckin’ stupid. ”
“ N-Not stupid. . . just . . . horny. “
Now that had his tensing, violet eyes gazing at the feline with a sort of ‘are you fucking nuts’ look. And, to be frank, it reminded him how dangerous he could be. One wrong move, and the person could die. And he did not wanna deal with that, not now or ever.
“ Are you fucking nuts? “
Shawn gave a dumb, almost careless grin as he shrugged at Tyler’s question. “ Probably, ” he responded, looking up before dropping the smile a little bit. “ I just figured… y’know. If it’s been a while, I’m an option. I know I probably don’t taste the greatest, but yeah. It’s still somethin’. And hey, I’d be the perfect person to try it out on. ”
Yes. “ No! Absolutely not! I refuse to bite anyone, ever. I can manage on my own, thank you. The sentiment is appreciated. ” Ah, blast his honor and manners, he just couldn’t be that mean.
“ Me. All my ex’s. Me. “
“ Your ex’s don’t count. They were stupid enough to let you go, so obviously they aren’t smart enough to see how goddamn adorable you are. ”
“ They weren’t stupid, per say, they just . . . wanted something I wouldn’t give let’s say. “
Something, oh Shawn you couldn’t be more right. Something, more like all of his past. His parents, how he turned, his hometown even, all a mystery to hide.
“ I will, for as long as I choose to. “
All he responded with was a gentle nod, giving a soft sigh before relaxing into the comfortable silence. It was nice, something that rarely ever happened. Silence, in Shawn’s opinion, was uncomfortable for several different reasons. It all depended on the situation, but most of the time it was uncomfortable. This was comforting, nice, almost like a sense of trust.
But of course, Shawn being the way he was, he had to break it.
“ When’s the last time you drank fresh blood? ”
Now that had his tensing, violet eyes gazing at the feline with a sort of ‘are you fucking nuts’ look. And, to be frank, it reminded him how dangerous he could be. One wrong move, and the person could die. And he did not wanna deal with that, not now or ever.
“ Are you fucking nuts? “
“ Nope. “
“ Name someone who doesn’t think you’re cute as all hell. ”
“ Me. All my ex’s. Me. “
“ Oh, but I’m not. “
“ You see, you’re the only one that thinks that, mi hombre hermoso. ”
“ Nope. “
Now he was smiling, a truly contented and borderline relieved smile. His past was his own, and that was lost to all but himself. And he loved that. “ Thank you. I wish for that man to stay as hidden as I can or as long as I wish. “
There it was– a true smile. Just saying he was allowed to keep his past to himself helped him relax quite a bit, it seemed. While he was curious, he knew better. After all, curiosity killed the cat.
Let’s, uh, not make that phrase literal, shall we?
“ Then keep it hidden. Everyone has something in their past that they’d rather not tell anyone about. ”
Lord knows he had some secrets of his own.
Something, oh Shawn you couldn’t be more right. Something, more like all of his past. His parents, how he turned, his hometown even, all a mystery to hide.
“ I will, for as long as I choose to. “
“ Oh shut up, I’m not adorable. “
“ Oh, but you are! ”
“ Oh, but I’m not. “
“ Let’s settle for an even seventy, then. “
“Sixty-five. High as I’m willin’ to go.”
“ Sixty-five point five? “
“ Oh shut up. “
“ How’d I get so lucky to end up with someone as sweet and kind and adorable as you are? ”
“ Oh shut up, I’m not adorable. “
Ah, this topic. It was true he was still alive, but to all who knew him he died with his parents and he is totally alright with that, in a way. Though he did wonder what happened to his home, that part of him was gone.
“ It isn’t, but don’t bother asking what my name really is. You Americans would remember my name, so Tyler is what I chose. “
Shawn raised his hands up and bowed his head slightly. “ That’s your business, not mine. The name of the man I know today is Tyler, not anything else. I’m not about to go diggin’ into your past to try and find your dirtiest secrets or anything else. Like I said, that’s not my business. ”
Now he was smiling, a truly contented and borderline relieved smile. His past was his own, and that was lost to all but himself. And he loved that. “ Thank you. I wish for that man to stay as hidden as I can or as long as I wish. “
“ But you’re always in the forefront of my attention. “
“ Wow, that was gay. Not to mention cute as all hell. ”
“ Oh shut up. “