ben

sock collector, scrabble champion b. 12 jan 2005

[beninahouse]

hi, my name is ben. go to my website please i maded it all by myself

webpage

[errolwarwick]

#21 - 14 May 2026

[beninahouse]

tumblr user serving on a parole office board: it's kinda weird that we're just letting edward ford walk free among other people. like, are we all forgetting that he literally sold drugs?

guy named edward ford: i was 16, and that was 41 years ago. i've been attending church and seeing a therapist for decades now, what more do you want from me

tumblr user: it kinda seems like you're always keeping quiet abt the issue and refusing to demonstrate that you've actually changed :/

[beninahouse]

i witnessed somebody do this

[beninahouse]

somebody said once that sugar is tasty when you eat it and i will never stop thinking about that

[beninahouse]

happy golden week

[beninahouse]

[beninahouse]

windows: meta’s stock is down 1.38 percent!

ben: okay

[beninahouse]

i hope they add more pokémon in the next pokémon game

[errolwarwick]

#19 - 26 February 2026

[beninahouse]

[beninahouse]

why did i do that

[beninahouse]

me: whoever coined the word “kirkenuinely” deserves to get hit in the head 50 times over their lifetime by a baseball thrown at a moderate speed, like in a game of catch

ilhan omar: *steps forward* excuse me???

me: gulp!

[errolwarwick]

#17 - 14 December 2025

[beninahouse]

open letter to porn artists: let’s leave the onomatopoeia “plap” in 2025

[beninahouse]

i see something funny on tumblr. i screenshot it. tumblr rushes in and begs me, begs me to send this screenshot to a furry i don’t know. please, it cries. corromon really needs to see this picture. graskip would love this picture. don’t you think so?

[beninahouse]

1 year with lovely gf