Dr. Bean

Angie | 22 | She/her. Currently obsessed with The Witcher and CQL. |Comissions Open! / My Art / Patreon / Witcher 3 Fuck Scale

[fagsex]

guy that says grace before giving head

[wizardpotions]

theres a patch of trash in the ocean the size of france called france

[wizardpotions]

They call me wizard because I am beam attack beam attack beam attack beam attack attack attack blast your bones apart and die forever

[lucydacusgirl]

I love supernaturals refusal to engage with aliens. They’re literally just like don’t be fucking stupid aliens aren’t real anyway here’s how we kill god

[shock]

[0dde11eth]

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

Am bard. Not wolf. Perfectly acceptable bard behavior.

[lohboh]

[lohboh]

Posts that Tumblr will blaze:

• Blatant NSFW that breaks community guidelines

• Christian proselytizing

• Vent posts

Posts that Tumblr won't blaze:

• Spoilers for a shitty game that lines a transphobe's pockets

[transarsonist]

🔥All Organic Blaze It Is Then🔥

[killajust]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[nonegenderleftpain]

[largishcat]

before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT

after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy

[cyndaquilism]

[transautisticwitchers]

witcher ao3 tags part 1 of ??

[thelxiepia]

go OFF queen

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[kryptonite-tie]

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

[g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e]

old alt rock fans in the notes are like:

1) this slaps and actually sounds like a lot of the classics

2) if i went to a concert and they played this i wouldnt even question it. id be like FUCK yeah they were watermelon!!!

[swagletdeactivated-deactivated2]

x

[hoaxghost]

People on twitter seemed to like these a ton so! Loved this cat pic and wanted to just draw em… 

[ultrafacts]

[youthlessdrugs]

[youthlessdrugs]

[hungwy]

I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.