For reals. Going to take the bragging rights where I can get them.
As you should!
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@benjyhendricks
For reals. Going to take the bragging rights where I can get them.
As you should!
Probably. You’ve probably got the cool dad card in the bag. Especially since you’re younger, thatll also work in your favor.
I am happy to be the ‘cool dad.’ I’ll take advantage of both, for sure.
Text --> Benjy
Zane: Okay but the problem with that is I'll also get drunk and forget.
Zane: New plan: you come over and get drunk with us so my future drunk ass won't forget.
Benjy: Hahaha true. I know you well enough to know that.
Benjy: Haha perfect! Sounds like a plan.
Text | Benjy ⇄ Dante
Dante: Yeah, I've got Celiac disease and there's not a whole lot that you can take for it, but I'm glad that there's gluten free pizza out there and that it's more common now, even if it's probably because a lot of people went nuts with gluten-free diets.
Benjy: Gluten free isn't horrible, but it's not exactly the same. So it's not my favorite. It's good that there is an option for people with Celiac though.
Yeah, though you’re much closer to being insanely embarassing, uncool, and ruining their life, so you’ll have that to look forward to.
That’s absolutely true. I’m fully expecting those reactions when they’re 13 and up. Though hopefully they think Timothy is more ‘embarrassing’ than me. He is a pastor after all.
Text | Benjy ⇄ Dante
Dante: Haha okay you're on another level than me there.
Benjy: That's what allergy meds are for. But fortunately I'm not allergic to any foods.
Yeah, because I think I had the smallest out of all of us? Though Zoie is about to get her med school bills paid off so she’s probably going to end up moving since she’ll have all the money.
I think you’re probably right about that. And yes, while she will have her bills paid off she’ll have more money, but still! It’s nice that you have more room first, right?
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Zane: I KNOW. Like they obvs can't tell me anything about it, but I'm still gonna try to find out.
Zane: And also try to get Roman in a James Bond tux 😍
Benjy: You should! Get them drunk and try to get stuff out of them haha.
Benjy: ABSOLUTELY!
Text | Benjy ⇄ Dante
Dante: Lol. I don't think I know anyone who doesn't at least like pizza. But good to know you're not an alien, haha.
Benjy: Hahaha even if I was allergic to all the ingredients I would still eat it.
Well it’s really not that hard to be nicer than my own place. Like there’s actual room for things and stuff like that. Plus I now am in a nicer neighborhood than all three of my sisters so I can rub that in their faces.
That’s also true. I definitely know what it’s like to go from having no room to an abundance of it. That’s always fun to have something to rub in your sisters’ faces.
Text | Benjy ⇄ Dante
Dante: Truth be told I'd be a little saddened if you did. Haha
Benjy: I would expect that reaction. I would not be human if I couldn't be bribed with pizza.
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Zane: Literally all I know is that it happened awhile ago. BUT I KNOW NOTHING ELSE. BUT LIKE. THEY. WERE. A. SPY. Like I have ALL the James Bond fantasies now because obviously that's what spies do.
Benjy: That's wild! Hahahahaha obvs.
Yeah, most of the time it’s happening Sofia’s been working and Amber’s been napping. I’ve been trying to keep him occupied, but he’s at the age where that’s not always an easy task.
Though I did bribe him with a snowball fight if he let me have my meetings in peace. It worked.
Understandable. Another reason I’m glad Sky is older.
Nice. Dad hack.
I just had to make sure. We both know I have better style than you.
WELL I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE RULES ARE. NOBODY TOLD ME. Plus like moving is weird and their place is new and I’m still getting used to it.
Rude. But true.
There are no rules! You just do what feels right to you. Is their place nice?
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Zane: He could take you. HE WAS A FREAKING CIA SPY.
Zane: But like if I bet $50 would you still try to do it? Asking for when I have $50.
Zane: It really is.
Benjy: I'M SORRY...WHAT??? Are you even allowed to tell me that? Are they allowed to tell you that??
Benjy: Ha! Honestly, probably. Anything for you, dear lol.
Text | Benjy ⇄ Dante
Dante: Hah, yeah. But good. I really appreciate it. And I'll thank you with pizza. A couple of the staff are gonna be helping out too.
Benjy: I will never say no to pizza.
Text | Benjy ⇄ Dante
Dante: I'll take any help I can get, so thanks Benjy. If it wasn't dangerous as all get out, I'd want to rent one of those flame throwers and melt it all down. But we'll make due with some shovels and wheel barrows.
Benjy: Dangerous, but definitely cool. But I'm good with a bit of manual labor.