A libertine

If you've lost your faith in love and music, then the end won't be long.

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[bennettfrancis]

Lying Don't Come Easy - A Poem by Oliver Selby

Lying don't come easy,

it's a modern art form

your face don't make me queasy

and I've never watched porn.

Lying don't come easy,

it's a modern way of life

my feet are never cheesy

I didn't know she was your wife.

Lying don't come easy,

it takes years of practice

I've never been called sleazy

and I'm sexually active.

Lying don't come easy,

I pretend I am a pro

I've never been caught stealing

and I'm not mentally slow.

Lying don't come easy,

I've just been brought up this way

My parents never loved me

they just cared about their pay.

Lying don't come easy.

[bennettfrancis]

The Best You Ever Had - A Poem by Oliver Selby

Glowing sticks, wide eyes arms flying round Slurred words, French fries and knickers on the ground

Drenched in sweat, the new trend a modern exercise New friends who just pretend their eyes aren’t on the thighs

Lucid drinks, a slight wince it all goes down the hatch on the floor, you’re still convinced the bird you’ve caught’s a catch

Pint misplaced, that’s what you get must be something in the air Mind numbed, it’s getting wet but you haven’t got to care

Stumble around, staggered pace you swear you’re not that bad Need a drink, back to base The best you ever had

[eggfordessert]

[fallontonight]

Andrew Garfield plays the Spider-Man Theme

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[oddly-gay-totally-encouraging]

Man this cracks me up.

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[arcanistra]

Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…

[lyeekha]

Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses because that’s amazing

[varsityqueerleadercaptain-deact]

[chromatines]

[bvids]

Driver mugged by passing motorcyclist.

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Ten pictures that will make you love advertising

[sluttydickgrayson]

This right here is what advertising should be. Not sexualizing men and women. Just clever little things like this.

[bigeisamazing]

Girl: I want you to dominate me

Me: Ok

[bennettfrancis]

Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever

Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

[masochisticbeauty]

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[garlicdicke]

talk dirty to me

[bennettfrancis]

I fucking hate Andrew Garfield, he gets in the way of me wooing Emma Stone

[sizvideos]

[kilosophy]

oh shit