'_>'

My name is Reuben, but you can call me Exalted Doofus

[altair-ibn-la-booty]

My son saw a bug on the ceiling for the first time

[kleeklutch]

[the-memedaddy]

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

please may i have some coochie

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

[baishujinkou]

My ancestors are smiling at me @staff. Can you say the same?

[ginger-ale-official]

Tumblr made no nut November permanent

[nuka-rockit]

how the writers wanted benny to come across: your mysterious killer. master schemer you have to track across the mojave in order to solve his machinations,. leader of one of the most powerful groups on the new vegas strip who will do anything to make his plans work out. seemingly always two steps ahead of his adversaries

how benny actually is in game: somehow manages to fuck up a point blank headshot. twice. everyone you meet trashes his hideous jacket. can’t keep any allies because he is a compulsive backstabber. potato face. says phrases like “give those charlies a shake for the ben-man”. writes you the least romantic one night stand note ever conceived. gets caught by the legion because he refused to walk around without hair pomade

[rockdistributor100]

I Got Into The Tool Shed Again

[rockdistributor100]

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

tumblr banning nsfw content except for artistic representations is going to devolve horny communities to the old ages. you can now ONLY be horny over renaissance paintings just like our ancestors looking at wikipedia in the school library.  

[vonisv]

You ever just ignore responses to your posts just to flex on the fools on this site?

[vonisv]

Bafoons on this site: *saying the dumbest shit imaginable on my posts and trying to argue with me*

Me:

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

no offense but popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. popipopi popipo. E

[nostrem]

on the subject of bots, runescape had literally the best way of dealing with their botting problem:

if an account was detected using bot software, they would be instantly teleported to a hearing from a witchfinder general style npc, where other players could watch and throw rotten tomatoes at them. then the audience could vote on how the person on trial would be killed as punishment, and THEN the botter was permanently banned afterwards. it was the funniest shit ever

[gharibajameel]

im a blb (bastard loving bastard)

[cattletorture]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[shock]

[bilboswwaggins]

Hey MUTUALS!

If tumblr shuts down, follow me here!

[mayakas-deactivated20140326]

IDK = I’m Donkey Kong

BRB = Bring Ripe Bananas

LMAO = Love My Awesome Orangutan 

TBH = The Banana House

IMO = intense Monkey Obsession