Spotted Dick

@berickled

INACTIVE

345 posts

gottalovearickinuniform

OKAY SO...

I’ve decided to leave my Rick and Morty accounts untouched. Tumblr may delete them come time, but I’m not gonna do it myself. I’m more or less just gonna abandon them.

Tbh? I don’t have the heart to do it. I’ve moved on, I’m probably never gonna publicly RP these assholes ever again, but all the friends and memories I’ve made on here just won’t let me do it. XD

ANYWAY, if you still wanna catch me for a conversation or maybe a private RP if we were close on here, then hit me up on @manicjimmy!

Otherwise it’s been great knowing you all, and hopeully this place will survive for me to visit fondly someday. If not, then that’s just how shit goes down I guess.

Bye friendos!

gottalovearickinuniform

YO!

Okay so since Tumblr is changing their policies and shit and I’m probably never coming back then I’m gonna delete these old blogs! That being said, I’m making a whole new start on Tumblr and DA! FEEL FREE TO FOLLOW ME AT @manicjimmy! I’m giving everyone a week to switch over there before I delete everything here.

Otherwise, sorry it just kinda ended like this lol. I love you guys still and it has been incredibly fun, but I’m just not feeling my Ricks anymore. I’ll probably still do private RPs with my guys here, and I will be drawing them still, but as for these RP accounts? Probably not gonna ever happen again.

SO YEAH PLEASE FOLLOW ME ON MY NEW ACCOUNT! If not then it has been nice knowing you! UuU

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gottalovearickinuniform

It’s that time again

Little monthly reminder that I’m a Rick addict. Here’s my R&M accounts:

@gottalovearickinuniform

@surgeonslut

@berickled

@ricknnocent

@justanotherfuckinrick

@soverymysterious

@blairrickproject

@rick-off

@lookatme-suckmydick

guard ricks in comics retouching doodle (1)

#look at freckles!!

"H-how a-a-are you doing t-today, Sir?" (berickled)

@berickled

He looked up from his book and smiled. “I am well. How are you this evening?”

“P-pretty good!” he answered. “I-I-I’m wearing m-my collar too!”

He lifted his head to show it off.

Zeta smiled. “It looks very good on you” he purred.

“I-I-I feel i-important w-wearing it,” he grinned, blushing softly.

“Well you are very important. ” he smiled. “And you’re cute when you blush”

“Th-thank you, S-Sir!” he said, putting his hands behind his back. “I-is there a-anything I-I can do f-for you wh-while I-I’m here?”

He hummed and walked over to him. “Why not stay with me for dinner?”

"Oh, r-really, S-Sir?" he beamed.

"H-how a-a-are you doing t-today, Sir?" (berickled)

@berickled

He looked up from his book and smiled. “I am well. How are you this evening?”

“P-pretty good!” he answered. “I-I-I’m wearing m-my collar too!”

He lifted his head to show it off.

Zeta smiled. “It looks very good on you” he purred.

“I-I-I feel i-important w-wearing it,” he grinned, blushing softly.

“Well you are very important. ” he smiled. “And you’re cute when you blush”

"Th-thank you, S-Sir!" he said, putting his hands behind his back. "I-is there a-anything I-I can do f-for you wh-while I-I'm here?"

"H-how a-a-are you doing t-today, Sir?" (berickled)

@berickled

He looked up from his book and smiled. “I am well. How are you this evening?”

“P-pretty good!” he answered. “I-I-I’m wearing m-my collar too!”

He lifted his head to show it off.

Zeta smiled. “It looks very good on you” he purred.

"I-I-I feel i-important w-wearing it," he grinned, blushing softly.

"H-how a-a-are you doing t-today, Sir?" (berickled)

@berickled

He looked up from his book and smiled. “I am well. How are you this evening?”

"P-pretty good!" he answered. "I-I-I'm wearing m-my collar too!"

He lifted his head to show it off.

Sup cutie -CorruptedMorticia

@corruptedmorticia

“Uh, h-hi,” he waves a little, grinning nervously.

morticias-of-k613

She smiles happily down at him, “Wow aren’t you a sweet heart?”

“I-I-I’m not really, m-maybe just a bit sweeter th-than o-other Ricks,” he shrugged.

morticias-of-k613

“Well if your just slightly sweeter than average I’ve met some of the biggest dicks,” Morticia leans forward, lightly punching his freckles cheek, “And they screamed too pretty to be the biggest of the dicks”

“Uh…well, I-I-I guess I-I’m pretty sweet then…I-I gotta b-be tough s-s-sometimes though! I-I’m a-a guard after all!”

morticias-of-k613

She slowly works her hand under his chin, still smiling prettily, “You must be a wonderful guard sweetie, who could so no to face like that?”

He gulped a little, grinning stupidly.

“A-a-a lot o-of Ricks try t-to dis-o-obey me actually,” he explained. “I-I keep them i-i-in line though!”

morticias-of-k613

Giving a soft chuckle she leans in slightly closer, “Such a good job you do, such a good boy. You must work so hard.”

“I-I-I do!” he asserted. He felt weird being called a good boy by someone other than a Council member. He broke eye contact with her for a second.

morticias-of-k613

Her low chuckle continued for a second before stopping, “Why are you looking away from me sweet heart, did I say something wrong?”

“No,” he answered. “I-I w-was just th-thinking. I-I don’t d-deal w-with many M-m-morticias actually.”

morticias-of-k613

She let out a soft sigh then adopted a dark voice, “I wouldn’t use myself as an example of a Morticia honestly,” slowly she leaned in to whisper in his ear, “I believe a have much different appetite than most of them.”

“Well I-I-I mean, M-Mortys a-a-and Morticias are a-all kind of th-the same to me,” he answered her.

morticias-of-k613

“Well maybe I can change your mind?” Her hand trailed down to grip his forearm.

“Oh, I-I-I d-don’t think so,” he chuckled awkwardly, looking down at his arm. “I-I mean y-yo-you’re still basically m-my granddaughter!”

morticias-of-k613

Morticia leaned back mildly surprised, “I found the rare rick with morals…interesting.” She shrugged, letting go of his arm.

“Oh, no, I-I-I know a-a lot of Ricks l-like that,” he said seriously. “I-I mean wh-what kind of Rick w-wants a-a-a M-Morty in th-that way?”

morticias-of-k613

“Actually most I met have. I have met all of two who don’t. Kinda of a breath of fresh air actually.” She gave a soft giggle, actually relaxing.

“Th-that’s a-a-a shame,” he said. “W-we’re y-yo-your GRANDPAS! G-gross.”

morticias-of-k613

She shrugs, “Personally I see no problems as long as it’s different dimensions, but honestly people have opinions.”

“Well…I-I-I guess th-that’s a-a-a point,” he admitted, biting his knuckle a little in thought. “S-still hard to f-feel d-differently though.”

morticias-of-k613

She gives a sound laugh, “I’m not asking for you to feel differently I’m just telling you another point of view. Do with it what you will dear.”

“Heh, y-yeah,” he chuckled. “Well, i-is there anything th-that I-I can help you w-with? S-since you’re h-here…”

morticias-of-k613

“Honestly I came here looking for a quick lay, but since that isn’t going to happen…I would love to learn more about you. You seem very kind, I wasn’t lying when I said you were sweet.”

“Oh! Well, uh, I-I-I’m C-800…uh, I-I-I guess th-the other guards c-call me Freckles,” he blushed slightly.

morticias-of-k613

“Freckles huh? You barely have any. I think I far out beat you on that front.” She gave a light laugh, “I’m from K-613 …do you have your own Morty?”

“Well th-there’s a-a-a lot more…u-under th-the uniform,” he snickered lightly. “I-I’m th-the only guard with any freckles a-anyway. A-an-and no, I-I don’t have a-an a-assigned Morty yet. M-my twin got th-the Morty o-out of us.”

morticias-of-k613

Morticias face lit up, “Wait you have a twin! I never see twins! Morti and I thought we were the only set in all of the dimensions! With the way people always think we’re clones because of it.”

“Yeah! H-he’s not a-a-a guard like me, a-and he’s a-a little hearing i-impaired,” he answered. “H-he has a-a-a hearing aid.”

morticias-of-k613

“That is awesome! What does he do then?” Morticia was excited to learn about this other set.

“J-just uh, Rick…s-stuff…” he chuckled stupidly. “He a-and his Morty go on a-a-adventures and stuff l-like most Ricks and M-Mortys. S-since he got th-the Morty th-then I-I decided to become a-a-a guard.”

morticias-of-k613

“That sounds pleasant. Going on adventures…anyway do you enjoy being a guard? You seem to be good at it.”

“Oh yes! I-I-I take m-my job v-very seriously!” he beamed with pride. “Z-Zeta Alpha Rick e-e-even made me l-like a personal guard! S-see my collar?”

He lifted his head to show a dark brown leather collar with his designation on it.

“H-he gave it t-to me s-specially!”

morticias-of-k613

Morticia couldn’t help but chuckle at his enthusiasm, that collar looked like something she had given out once…for much different reasons mind you.

“You must be…very important to him.”

"Y-yeah, I-I-I hope so!" he grinned. The collar was probably closer to her reason than he knew.

#corruptedmorticia

(I know @zetaalpharick is on hiatus but Freckles misses him lol. Maybe I'll drop him a message for later)

Sup cutie -CorruptedMorticia

@corruptedmorticia

“Uh, h-hi,” he waves a little, grinning nervously.

morticias-of-k613

She smiles happily down at him, “Wow aren’t you a sweet heart?”

“I-I-I’m not really, m-maybe just a bit sweeter th-than o-other Ricks,” he shrugged.

morticias-of-k613

“Well if your just slightly sweeter than average I’ve met some of the biggest dicks,” Morticia leans forward, lightly punching his freckles cheek, “And they screamed too pretty to be the biggest of the dicks”

“Uh…well, I-I-I guess I-I’m pretty sweet then…I-I gotta b-be tough s-s-sometimes though! I-I’m a-a guard after all!”

morticias-of-k613

She slowly works her hand under his chin, still smiling prettily, “You must be a wonderful guard sweetie, who could so no to face like that?”

He gulped a little, grinning stupidly.

“A-a-a lot o-of Ricks try t-to dis-o-obey me actually,” he explained. “I-I keep them i-i-in line though!”

morticias-of-k613

Giving a soft chuckle she leans in slightly closer, “Such a good job you do, such a good boy. You must work so hard.”

“I-I-I do!” he asserted. He felt weird being called a good boy by someone other than a Council member. He broke eye contact with her for a second.

morticias-of-k613

Her low chuckle continued for a second before stopping, “Why are you looking away from me sweet heart, did I say something wrong?”

“No,” he answered. “I-I w-was just th-thinking. I-I don’t d-deal w-with many M-m-morticias actually.”

morticias-of-k613

She let out a soft sigh then adopted a dark voice, “I wouldn’t use myself as an example of a Morticia honestly,” slowly she leaned in to whisper in his ear, “I believe a have much different appetite than most of them.”

“Well I-I-I mean, M-Mortys a-a-and Morticias are a-all kind of th-the same to me,” he answered her.

morticias-of-k613

“Well maybe I can change your mind?” Her hand trailed down to grip his forearm.

“Oh, I-I-I d-don’t think so,” he chuckled awkwardly, looking down at his arm. “I-I mean y-yo-you’re still basically m-my granddaughter!”

morticias-of-k613

Morticia leaned back mildly surprised, “I found the rare rick with morals…interesting.” She shrugged, letting go of his arm.

“Oh, no, I-I-I know a-a lot of Ricks l-like that,” he said seriously. “I-I mean wh-what kind of Rick w-wants a-a-a M-Morty in th-that way?”

morticias-of-k613

“Actually most I met have. I have met all of two who don’t. Kinda of a breath of fresh air actually.” She gave a soft giggle, actually relaxing.

“Th-that’s a-a-a shame,” he said. “W-we’re y-yo-your GRANDPAS! G-gross.”

morticias-of-k613

She shrugs, “Personally I see no problems as long as it’s different dimensions, but honestly people have opinions.”

“Well…I-I-I guess th-that’s a-a-a point,” he admitted, biting his knuckle a little in thought. “S-still hard to f-feel d-differently though.”

morticias-of-k613

She gives a sound laugh, “I’m not asking for you to feel differently I’m just telling you another point of view. Do with it what you will dear.”

“Heh, y-yeah,” he chuckled. “Well, i-is there anything th-that I-I can help you w-with? S-since you’re h-here…”

morticias-of-k613

“Honestly I came here looking for a quick lay, but since that isn’t going to happen…I would love to learn more about you. You seem very kind, I wasn’t lying when I said you were sweet.”

“Oh! Well, uh, I-I-I’m C-800…uh, I-I-I guess th-the other guards c-call me Freckles,” he blushed slightly.

morticias-of-k613

“Freckles huh? You barely have any. I think I far out beat you on that front.” She gave a light laugh, “I’m from K-613 …do you have your own Morty?”

“Well th-there’s a-a-a lot more…u-under th-the uniform,” he snickered lightly. “I-I’m th-the only guard with any freckles a-anyway. A-an-and no, I-I don’t have a-an a-assigned Morty yet. M-my twin got th-the Morty o-out of us.”

morticias-of-k613

Morticias face lit up, “Wait you have a twin! I never see twins! Morti and I thought we were the only set in all of the dimensions! With the way people always think we’re clones because of it.”

“Yeah! H-he’s not a-a-a guard like me, a-and he’s a-a little hearing i-impaired,” he answered. “H-he has a-a-a hearing aid.”

morticias-of-k613

“That is awesome! What does he do then?” Morticia was excited to learn about this other set.

“J-just uh, Rick…s-stuff…” he chuckled stupidly. “He a-and his Morty go on a-a-adventures and stuff l-like most Ricks and M-Mortys. S-since he got th-the Morty th-then I-I decided to become a-a-a guard.”

morticias-of-k613

“That sounds pleasant. Going on adventures…anyway do you enjoy being a guard? You seem to be good at it.”

"Oh yes! I-I-I take m-my job v-very seriously!" he beamed with pride. "Z-Zeta Alpha Rick e-e-even made me l-like a personal guard! S-see my collar?"

He lifted his head to show a dark brown leather collar with his designation on it.

"H-he gave it t-to me s-specially!"

#lmao freckles you're just a pet #corruptedmorticia

Sup cutie -CorruptedMorticia

@corruptedmorticia

“Uh, h-hi,” he waves a little, grinning nervously.

morticias-of-k613

She smiles happily down at him, “Wow aren’t you a sweet heart?”

“I-I-I’m not really, m-maybe just a bit sweeter th-than o-other Ricks,” he shrugged.

morticias-of-k613

“Well if your just slightly sweeter than average I’ve met some of the biggest dicks,” Morticia leans forward, lightly punching his freckles cheek, “And they screamed too pretty to be the biggest of the dicks”

“Uh…well, I-I-I guess I-I’m pretty sweet then…I-I gotta b-be tough s-s-sometimes though! I-I’m a-a guard after all!”

morticias-of-k613

She slowly works her hand under his chin, still smiling prettily, “You must be a wonderful guard sweetie, who could so no to face like that?”

He gulped a little, grinning stupidly.

“A-a-a lot o-of Ricks try t-to dis-o-obey me actually,” he explained. “I-I keep them i-i-in line though!”

morticias-of-k613

Giving a soft chuckle she leans in slightly closer, “Such a good job you do, such a good boy. You must work so hard.”

“I-I-I do!” he asserted. He felt weird being called a good boy by someone other than a Council member. He broke eye contact with her for a second.

morticias-of-k613

Her low chuckle continued for a second before stopping, “Why are you looking away from me sweet heart, did I say something wrong?”

“No,” he answered. “I-I w-was just th-thinking. I-I don’t d-deal w-with many M-m-morticias actually.”

morticias-of-k613

She let out a soft sigh then adopted a dark voice, “I wouldn’t use myself as an example of a Morticia honestly,” slowly she leaned in to whisper in his ear, “I believe a have much different appetite than most of them.”

“Well I-I-I mean, M-Mortys a-a-and Morticias are a-all kind of th-the same to me,” he answered her.

morticias-of-k613

“Well maybe I can change your mind?” Her hand trailed down to grip his forearm.

“Oh, I-I-I d-don’t think so,” he chuckled awkwardly, looking down at his arm. “I-I mean y-yo-you’re still basically m-my granddaughter!”

morticias-of-k613

Morticia leaned back mildly surprised, “I found the rare rick with morals…interesting.” She shrugged, letting go of his arm.

“Oh, no, I-I-I know a-a lot of Ricks l-like that,” he said seriously. “I-I mean wh-what kind of Rick w-wants a-a-a M-Morty in th-that way?”

morticias-of-k613

“Actually most I met have. I have met all of two who don’t. Kinda of a breath of fresh air actually.” She gave a soft giggle, actually relaxing.

“Th-that’s a-a-a shame,” he said. “W-we’re y-yo-your GRANDPAS! G-gross.”

morticias-of-k613

She shrugs, “Personally I see no problems as long as it’s different dimensions, but honestly people have opinions.”

“Well…I-I-I guess th-that’s a-a-a point,” he admitted, biting his knuckle a little in thought. “S-still hard to f-feel d-differently though.”

morticias-of-k613

She gives a sound laugh, “I’m not asking for you to feel differently I’m just telling you another point of view. Do with it what you will dear.”

“Heh, y-yeah,” he chuckled. “Well, i-is there anything th-that I-I can help you w-with? S-since you’re h-here…”

morticias-of-k613

“Honestly I came here looking for a quick lay, but since that isn’t going to happen…I would love to learn more about you. You seem very kind, I wasn’t lying when I said you were sweet.”

“Oh! Well, uh, I-I-I’m C-800…uh, I-I-I guess th-the other guards c-call me Freckles,” he blushed slightly.

morticias-of-k613

“Freckles huh? You barely have any. I think I far out beat you on that front.” She gave a light laugh, “I’m from K-613 …do you have your own Morty?”

“Well th-there’s a-a-a lot more…u-under th-the uniform,” he snickered lightly. “I-I’m th-the only guard with any freckles a-anyway. A-an-and no, I-I don’t have a-an a-assigned Morty yet. M-my twin got th-the Morty o-out of us.”

morticias-of-k613

Morticias face lit up, “Wait you have a twin! I never see twins! Morti and I thought we were the only set in all of the dimensions! With the way people always think we’re clones because of it.”

“Yeah! H-he’s not a-a-a guard like me, a-and he’s a-a little hearing i-impaired,” he answered. “H-he has a-a-a hearing aid.”

morticias-of-k613

“That is awesome! What does he do then?” Morticia was excited to learn about this other set.

"J-just uh, Rick...s-stuff..." he chuckled stupidly. "He a-and his Morty go on a-a-adventures and stuff l-like most Ricks and M-Mortys. S-since he got th-the Morty th-then I-I decided to become a-a-a guard."

#corruptedmorticia

paladinofstars-deactivated20180

So in the comics there’s a Rick with freckles and I just hope he’s okay

beautiful

Those are two different freckled Ricks but they’re twins. The one on the cover’s partially deaf and requires a hearing aid.

#here's the twin post!

Sup cutie -CorruptedMorticia

@corruptedmorticia

“Uh, h-hi,” he waves a little, grinning nervously.

morticias-of-k613

She smiles happily down at him, “Wow aren’t you a sweet heart?”

“I-I-I’m not really, m-maybe just a bit sweeter th-than o-other Ricks,” he shrugged.

morticias-of-k613

“Well if your just slightly sweeter than average I’ve met some of the biggest dicks,” Morticia leans forward, lightly punching his freckles cheek, “And they screamed too pretty to be the biggest of the dicks”

“Uh…well, I-I-I guess I-I’m pretty sweet then…I-I gotta b-be tough s-s-sometimes though! I-I’m a-a guard after all!”

morticias-of-k613

She slowly works her hand under his chin, still smiling prettily, “You must be a wonderful guard sweetie, who could so no to face like that?”

He gulped a little, grinning stupidly.

“A-a-a lot o-of Ricks try t-to dis-o-obey me actually,” he explained. “I-I keep them i-i-in line though!”

morticias-of-k613

Giving a soft chuckle she leans in slightly closer, “Such a good job you do, such a good boy. You must work so hard.”

“I-I-I do!” he asserted. He felt weird being called a good boy by someone other than a Council member. He broke eye contact with her for a second.

morticias-of-k613

Her low chuckle continued for a second before stopping, “Why are you looking away from me sweet heart, did I say something wrong?”

“No,” he answered. “I-I w-was just th-thinking. I-I don’t d-deal w-with many M-m-morticias actually.”

morticias-of-k613

She let out a soft sigh then adopted a dark voice, “I wouldn’t use myself as an example of a Morticia honestly,” slowly she leaned in to whisper in his ear, “I believe a have much different appetite than most of them.”

“Well I-I-I mean, M-Mortys a-a-and Morticias are a-all kind of th-the same to me,” he answered her.

morticias-of-k613

“Well maybe I can change your mind?” Her hand trailed down to grip his forearm.

“Oh, I-I-I d-don’t think so,” he chuckled awkwardly, looking down at his arm. “I-I mean y-yo-you’re still basically m-my granddaughter!”

morticias-of-k613

Morticia leaned back mildly surprised, “I found the rare rick with morals…interesting.” She shrugged, letting go of his arm.

“Oh, no, I-I-I know a-a lot of Ricks l-like that,” he said seriously. “I-I mean wh-what kind of Rick w-wants a-a-a M-Morty in th-that way?”

morticias-of-k613

“Actually most I met have. I have met all of two who don’t. Kinda of a breath of fresh air actually.” She gave a soft giggle, actually relaxing.

“Th-that’s a-a-a shame,” he said. “W-we’re y-yo-your GRANDPAS! G-gross.”

morticias-of-k613

She shrugs, “Personally I see no problems as long as it’s different dimensions, but honestly people have opinions.”

“Well…I-I-I guess th-that’s a-a-a point,” he admitted, biting his knuckle a little in thought. “S-still hard to f-feel d-differently though.”

morticias-of-k613

She gives a sound laugh, “I’m not asking for you to feel differently I’m just telling you another point of view. Do with it what you will dear.”

“Heh, y-yeah,” he chuckled. “Well, i-is there anything th-that I-I can help you w-with? S-since you’re h-here…”

morticias-of-k613

“Honestly I came here looking for a quick lay, but since that isn’t going to happen…I would love to learn more about you. You seem very kind, I wasn’t lying when I said you were sweet.”

“Oh! Well, uh, I-I-I’m C-800…uh, I-I-I guess th-the other guards c-call me Freckles,” he blushed slightly.

morticias-of-k613

“Freckles huh? You barely have any. I think I far out beat you on that front.” She gave a light laugh, “I’m from K-613 …do you have your own Morty?”

“Well th-there’s a-a-a lot more…u-under th-the uniform,” he snickered lightly. “I-I’m th-the only guard with any freckles a-anyway. A-an-and no, I-I don’t have a-an a-assigned Morty yet. M-my twin got th-the Morty o-out of us.”

morticias-of-k613

Morticias face lit up, “Wait you have a twin! I never see twins! Morti and I thought we were the only set in all of the dimensions! With the way people always think we’re clones because of it.”

"Yeah! H-he's not a-a-a guard like me, a-and he's a-a little hearing i-impaired," he answered. "H-he has a-a-a hearing aid."

#corruptedmorticia

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