I think water is spicy

does not pat heads*

[31st]

HELP

[lplusraito]

me on ellen

ellen: so i hear you’re a big fan of L from death note

me: yeah haha

ellen and me: *turn blue and red*

me: No… it can’t be! Would the real L reveal his identity so quickly on national television? This must be a trick… Well, I’m not going to fall for it this time, L!

ellen: Bet you didn’t see this one coming, Kira. Who would have thought that the great detective L is actually…. Ell-en? Or should I say, Ell-out?

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For the love of fucking christ tumblr. I’ve seen this post. You’ve been sure to put it every 2 images in the “Recommended for you” section. I. Have. Seen. It. I don’t even know what the hell this is from, death note???

[lplusraito]

[bernlack]

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L U C K Y N U M B E R ! ! !

[lplusraito]

me on ellen

ellen: so i hear you’re a big fan of L from death note

me: yeah haha

ellen and me: *turn blue and red*

me: No… it can’t be! Would the real L reveal his identity so quickly on national television? This must be a trick… Well, I’m not going to fall for it this time, L!

ellen: Bet you didn’t see this one coming, Kira. Who would have thought that the great detective L is actually…. Ell-en? Or should I say, Ell-out?

[bernlack]

For the love of fucking christ tumblr. I’ve seen this post. You’ve been sure to put it every 2 images in the “Recommended for you” section. I. Have. Seen. It. I don’t even know what the hell this is from, death note???

[lplusraito]

[bernlack]

[lplusraito]

me on ellen

ellen: so i hear you’re a big fan of L from death note

me: yeah haha

ellen and me: *turn blue and red*

me: No… it can’t be! Would the real L reveal his identity so quickly on national television? This must be a trick… Well, I’m not going to fall for it this time, L!

ellen: Bet you didn’t see this one coming, Kira. Who would have thought that the great detective L is actually…. Ell-en? Or should I say, Ell-out?

[bernlack]

For the love of fucking christ tumblr. I've seen this post. You've been sure to put it every 2 images in the "Recommended for you" section. I. Have. Seen. It. I don't even know what the hell this is from, death note???

[bernlack]

[fruitsoftheweb]

“Computer Mouse“

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i bet 400 buckaroons that i'd eat the entire thing in one bite, mistaking the wrapper inside as part of the experience

[bernlack]

My pumpkin! He loves it!

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My brother and I were shooting pumpkins, and I had the idea to film us hitting one of them. It made a strange lil sound.

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He vanished seconds after i took this. This, this is the face of regret.

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Team i-put-my-glasses-down-for-a-sec-and-now-i-cant-see-them

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ah yes, the age long battle of never being the first to like an anon ask post in fear that the person will think that you're the anon. a classic and still ongoing battle.

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WHY THE FOOK IS ONE OF MY OLD PICTURES NSFW, ITS FUCKIN TREES, MOUNTAINS, FIRE, N RAIN YA FUCKIN IDJITS.

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[bernlack]

<b>someone:<b/> *opens a can of soda with a can opener*

<b>the town priest, praying in his empty church:<b/> There is a powerful yet equally evil spirit nearby.

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You wanna know what i find strange? I have no clue when i started depending on technology so much. One moment it was wiping the static off the tv and watching "the land before time" on tape over and over again, then everything else just.... Happened.

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I need a drink or five.

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im here, im breathing, im alive, and im lonely

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Big Mood