A Ron Swansonโข sentence meme.
Because we all need to appreciate our lord and savior, Ron Swanson.
โ Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy? โ
โ Iโm just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me. โ
โ I canโt go, because I donโt want to. โ
โ You take me nowhere, and I talk to no one. โ
โ If any of you need anything, too bad. โ
โ Iโm not sure Iโm interested in that. โ
โ No, I am sure. Iโm not interested in that. โ
โ I like saying no. โ
โ I hate everything. โ
โ I regret nothing. โ
โ I regret everything. โ
โ People are idiots. โ
โ Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. โ
โ Normally, if given a choice between something and nothing, Iโd choose to do nothing. โ
โ I donโt want to seem overdramatic, but I really donโt care what happens here. โ
โ Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong. โ
โ Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. โ
โ Fishing relaxes me. Itโs like yoga, except I still get to kill something. โ
โ Iโm usually not one for speeches, so goodbye. โ
โ Whatโs โcholesterolโย ? โ
โ Your house isnโt haunted, youโre lonely. โ
โ Iโm not interested in caring about people. โ
โ Strippers do nothing for me. But Iโll take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace. โ
โ Birthdays were invented by Hallmart to sell cards. โ
โ You had me at meat tornado. โ
โ I like saying โnoโ. It lowers their enthusiasm. โ
โ [Son/daughter], people can see you! โ
โ Please do not approach me on the street after this event, and attempt to talk to me. โ
โ Itโs called โthe groundโ when itโs outside. โ
โ Thereโs no wrong way to consume alcohol. โ
โ Creativity is for people with glasses who like to lie. โ
โ I donโt like loud noises, and people making a fuss. โ
โ Thereโs only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milkโฆ Which is water thatโs lying about being milk. โ
โ I know what Iโm about, son. โ
โ I think there should be less talking in life. โ
โ Breakfast food can serve many purposes. โ
โ When I eat, itโs the food that is scared. โ
โ I was born ready. Iโm [name] fucking [name]! โ
โ Not to worry, I have a permit. โ
โ I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 hours! โ
โ Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. โ
โ When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name, to let them know I really donโt care about them. โ
โ Iโm not a sore loser! Itโs just that I prefer to win, and when I donโt, I get furious. โ
โ I wouldnโt say weโre close. โ
