Salutations good fellow.

Human Alastor roleplay blog

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Salutations, my valued listeners.

Don't question the logic of how he has this, just roll with it, hehe.

Content disclaimer: MOD is a minor -> 17! This blog is PG-13! Alastor may use strong language, make (fake) threats of violence, or include sexual jokes and/or innuendos. Regarding that last one, nothing will be graphically depicted, although, he may reference past experiences or make jokes about his sexuality. Don't like it, don't interact! Plus, you're free to block with no given reason.

Btw, "OOC:" will be used when the person behind the account is talking, or the text will be purple.

If you have a roleplay blog and would like to roleplay you can DM me and we can talk about it, or just send an ask! I'm willing to do just about anything!

Other important things:

Vincent: @vincentwhittman-vox

Deals:

@i-enjoy-the-gays (Bill Cipher)

Anons:

Daisy

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My other blogs:

@what-the-actualhell (main)

@alastortheradio-demon (most active)

@luci-kingof-hell

@abel-sonofadam

@loser-angeldust

@fizzy-roli

@k0kich1-0uma

@pimp-overlord-val

@voxteks-vox

@vill-populi

@trixntricks

@jaxx-talks

@kaz-ultimate-mechanic

@lucifer-godsfavorite

@literally-tweaking

@cursed-mccormick

@lubb-bub

@sal-ghost

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Hello Alastor! It's a pleasure speaking to you! You are someone I admire and adore.

I must say I absolutely adore your curls, I envy them as well, What I do to have Tight curls like those!

More towards about the end of the month here I'm going to be cutting my hair shorter right now as of right now it is just below my chest area But I'm gonna get it real short and considering I am considering getting a bob :]

I also want to dye my hair to a color similar to yours! ^w^

I have a question for you, what is your opinion on cats?

Also how old were you when you started your radio host job?

I hope it looks well, dear.

I don't mind cats. They keep to themselves and accept affection when they want it. Much better than a dog in my opinion, always looking for attention and affection.

I was in my twenties.

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dear tung tung sahur will protect us from a earthquake dw in 1 2 3

Who...? What...?

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Tbh I wish I had your brown eyes I have bluish greenish eyes and I love them but I still wish to have your beautiful brown eyes

Well I'm sure yours are much prettier. But thank you.

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My apologies dear alastor by my last question what I meant to say is

You are seriously adorable

Ah, I see. All is well, and thank you.

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How is the great depression going for you?

No worse than one would expect.

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Why hello good sir

Heard ya like jazz

So do i! :)

Ah, a fellow with refined tastes is always welcome.

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So. How do you feel about a 14 inversion rollercoaster that MAKES you smile

That certainly sounds interesting.

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To put an end to the rumors, were you a kinda homeless poor child or not?

I was not...? What kind of rumors are spreading that say I was?

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I swear your so handsome with your brown eyes, your skin tone, your hair, style and everything

Why thank you very much.

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What’s ur thoughts about lgbtq+

It is something that exists. It bothers me none.

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Why did u kill my friend >:(

I have no clue what you ever could be talking about.

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The ppl who say this roleplay acc is ooc I think it is perfectly in character

Thank you!

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You are serious adoptable

What is that meant to mean..?

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Hey Alastor, are you ticklish?

No.

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Do u know someone called Vincent Whittman if yess what’s the relationship between him and you

I do. We're acquaintances, however I was told not to talk to him.

[what-the-actualhell]

Friendly reminder to any pussy ass bitches who can't handle being in the wrong to keep my boyfriend's fucking name out of your fucking mouths.