Best of Halimede

Let's give this a shot

[ouroborosorder]

for a trans girl, finding solace in crossdressing manga is a lot like wanting to fuck halimede. we all know we shouldn’t do it but shit’s rough out there okay

[foxgirlbytes]

[besthalimede]

I'm not into Halimede in a low self esteem way!!! I just think we could make something really toxic and unhealthy together

[besthalimede]

Sharing all the halimede tweets I have on my phone I haven't posted here yet

[demonius-darkblade]

[cum-rade]

More halimede tweet comp 😌

[dogpuppy]

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[theaudientvoid]

[nights-at-the-opera]

[besthalimede]

glad to hear you will soon be rebranding, to besthalimedetweets. please forward all royalties effusive praise etc to halimarriede at twitter dot com

My problem is that I have run out! dril hasn't been tweeting enough!! And, well, I love trans so so much......

[ryebreadgf]

[besthalimede]

[besthalimede]

[besthalimede]

Getting hounded by the green goblin mask voice in my head going "you should've picked a more controversial Halimede tweet!!!"

[besthalimede]

[cryptotheism]

Computer show me breast and boob upon this Christmas night

I wish to crank my Christmas hog 'ere holiday despite

the cranking hour growing late, and Santa on his way

The zeitgeist-erotique this year must see no such delay

So deck will I my halls and jerk till holy Christmas morn

enmeshed in baudrillardic throes of finest Christmas porn

[cryptotheism]

To the tune of "God rest ye merry gentlemen"

[besthalimede]

You can't do this.