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pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

trainthief

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

primeemeraldheiress

This is the funniest fucking addition

ganondoodle

Demise VS Link

lillinhuang

katribou

we got da power of the gods AND anime on our side

siriusdraws

i don’t contribute to these fandoms, but i do partake

2urbles

I am way late to the ffxv train but I have to express my love...

amezure

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finnichang

One of my favorite spreads I drew for the Morphological Diversity in Pokemon Species Vol 2. zine a while back, featuring my favorite Eeveelutions, Espeon and Umbreon.

The book is out of print now, so I’m formatting my pages for posting so that everyone can enjoy. If you’d like to purchase a digital copy and see all the other great Pokemon variants that other artists came up with, you can do so here.

More to come soon!

EDIT: Limited prints of this image are available as 12x18″ posters!! Online Shop

digi-egg

Oh, I forgot. We got a postcard from Mimi-chan.

raythebrutallyhonestguy

How can you not include the face that Tai makes?

It’s the most hilarious part of the scene.

pikurusu00

insomniac-arrest

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

insomniac-arrest

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise*

what-even-is-thiss

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

durzio

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.