beth

“You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.” ― C.S. Lewis

[bethymoskovitz]

This book is getting weird.

But in a good way.

[bethymoskovitz]

Text: Jill's friends

Jill: SOS please help. In hospital. Dying of boredom. Need assistance and McDonald’s.

Beth: HOSPITAL?!

Beth: What happened?

[bethymoskovitz]

x

[bethymoskovitz]

friggin cats are the devil’s spawn

yeah pree much but i'm like blaise hall when it comes to my cats fo real

i have six

tell him to suck your dick

fun story so my mom and i were singing build me up buttercup and then i was like "but i couldn't actually be the boy you adore" and then she like came up and touched my pelvis area and said

"because you don't have the right junk"

and i spilled my tea

[bethymoskovitz]

so I keep tryin to take a picture of our new cat, but he just scratches the shit out of me.

[bethymoskovitz]

Photo Message >> Blaise

[bethymoskovitz]

Blaise :: Beth

Blaise: hey

Blaise: just wanted to...say hi and see how you were today

Blaise[unsent]: I honestly don't know what I want anymore

Beth: fuck off.

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Text @ John

John: you know my leg is starting to get an inferiority complex over no one ever asking how it feels

John: it's still broken.

Beth: but it's healing, yes?

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Text @ John

John: you're a moskovitz from brooklyn. we were born bossy.

John: everything ok?

Beth: yeah, I'm totally fine.

Beth: hows your hand?

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Text @ John

Beth: If I was going to get icecream, would you want some?

John: If? Why not just make it an "i'm going for ice cream, you're coming"

John: but yeah, i'm in.

Beth: because I'm not bossy.

Beth: cool.

[bethymoskovitz]

Text @ John

Beth: If I was going to get icecream, would you want some?

[bethymoskovitz]

Sometimes I think bagels are, like, a gift from the gods.

[bethymoskovitz]

I love bagels. They combine the best of both worlds

With cream cheese, ugh, it's like.. Magic.

[bethymoskovitz]

Sometimes I think bagels are, like, a gift from the gods.

[bethymoskovitz]

Hm. Suspicious.

Oh?

[bethymoskovitz]

Sometimes I think bagels are, like, a gift from the gods.

[bethymoskovitz]

Are you Jewish?

No.

[bethymoskovitz]

Sometimes I think bagels are, like, a gift from the gods.

[bethymoskovitz]

I think I'm going to puke. This is too real.

[bethymoskovitz]

Text @ Blaise

Blaise: I don't know if I would or not. It's an in the moment decision, Beth. If you would have asked me before it had happened last night, I wouldn't have had an answer for you even then.

Blaise[unsent]: And I could make up shit about how I won't but I'm going to be honest with you.

Beth: oh.