starry eyed

kristin, 18, better than you

[ippo-tsuko]

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nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go

[cryaotic]

I forgot this existed.

[blissancity]

is it just me or do you like one of your eyebrows more than the other

[420moshdad]

beginning of joke

[420moshdad]

[420princess691337-deactivated20]

Getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there

[cameronsmonaghan]

one time this random woman sent me a message on facebook and she was like ‘hi, im alis mom, you and my son would look great together’ and i went to her profile and she literally had a folder with pics of me and the folder was named ‘my future daughter-in-law’

[peachvenom-deactivated20180104]

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

[danglingthpider]

don’t be a celsiass

[the-winter-stoner-blog]

its too fahrenlate 

[betterdrink-blog]

one direction in six days haha

[chillaxemurderer-deactivated201]

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

[asukaas]

it’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

what did the rope say to the other rope?

[hello2246164345-deact]

[yourcutestories]

When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she’s bi. She may just be an evil scientist.

[blanket8989898-deactivated20150]

dick harder than the math test i didnt study for

[tooth4che]

WHAT IS A PILOTS FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR

PLAIN

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA im so lonely

[ctwolstenbeast]

in norway we don’t say “i love you” we say “jeg elsker deg” which translates to “i love you” i think that’s very beautiful 

[shercockandmycrotch-blog]

[muareen]

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

[attains]

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this