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please don't go girl — new kids on the block

[bev-hanscom]

im too busy to make a cool carrd or anything right now so! i’m just gonna make an introduction post and pin it on my blog for now!!!

name: pip! pronouns: she/they age: 17 (minor) how to interact: literally any way at all is appreciated :D likes, reblogs, and reblogging my stuff with comments is cool with me :3c also its okay to interact w me if we share F/Os!!! they deserve all the love they can get! <3 about me: i dont take myself very seriously at all, im very silly!! i love making new friends although i am kinda shy despite the way i may come off. i love making character playlists for my F/Os so i can listen to them when im yearning (which is always)! i use self shipping as a way to cope with the stuff that goes on in my life, and also for fun :D notes: i follow from @mindy-mccready!!!

F/O list under the cut! not in order for the most part

F/Os (all are romantic):

todd haynes (kick-ass - specifically the first movie and the comics)

ben hanscom (IT by stephen king - all medias)

alec holland (DC’s swamp thing - haven’t read the comics yet!)

susie (deltarune)

lena luthor (supergirl)

kai (beastars)

stanley barber (i am not okay with this)

questioning F/Os:

dina (i am not okay with this)

stanley uris (IT by stephen king - all medias)

martin (dirk gently’s holistic detective agency)

vogel (dirk gently’s holistic detective agency - this one might just be strongly platonic but i cant remember bc i havent seen the show in so long!)

ino yamanaka (naruto)

hinata hyuga (naruto)

daphne blake (scooby doo)

dustin henderson (stranger things)

max mayfield (stranger things)

allura (voltron: legendary defender)

[raoche-ship]

are you a "my f/o stinks and is a fucking nerd they're so stupid" self shipper or a "my f/o is perfect in every way I love them they deserve the world" self shipper

[bev-hanscom]

which of your f/os, if u have multiple, has the shittiest taste in music/movies/video games???? it doesnt have to be something u know they canonically like. reblog telling us!! and dont be afraid to talk a lot :D

i’ll go first, i think mine is ben hanscom AND NOT EVEN BC HE CANONICALLY LIKES NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK— i fucking Love new kids on the block esp bc he likes them so like!! i cant even bully him for that But... and there is a butt.... i feel like he listens to nickelback and weezer and i feel like anyone but me would roast him for that 😭 theres probably a lot more silly stuff i know he would love but thats just the stuff from my playlist i made for him thats played recently

[mothlover69-archive]

I haven't talked about her in ages but. Holtzmann has the worst fuckin taste in everything but like somehow it just makes her hotter 😔 like she'll be jamming and I'm like "wtf is this" and she's like "oh it's recordings of raccoons clawing metal trash cans layered over each other with reverb" and im like "wow ok suddenly I'm overcome with the urge to kiss you!"

[bev-hanscom]

gonna keep my reply under the cut so its not a super long post!

JSAKHFKA YES YES for some reason when ur f/os have “poor taste” in music and stuff it just makes them So much more attractive???? for me w/ ben its like . the thought of him singing nickelback or an old love song or like fuckin ed sheeran into his hairbrush after getting out of the shower and him just smiling and goofing around... it makes me Feel Things!!

[bev-hanscom]

HOLY SHIT POGGERS????? I GOT THE URL BEV-HANSCOM???????? IM WINNING!!!!!!!!!!

[bev-hanscom]

which of your f/os, if u have multiple, has the shittiest taste in music/movies/video games???? it doesnt have to be something u know they canonically like. reblog telling us!! and dont be afraid to talk a lot :D

i’ll go first, i think mine is ben hanscom AND NOT EVEN BC HE CANONICALLY LIKES NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK— i fucking Love new kids on the block esp bc he likes them so like!! i cant even bully him for that But... and there is a butt.... i feel like he listens to nickelback and weezer and i feel like anyone but me would roast him for that 😭 theres probably a lot more silly stuff i know he would love but thats just the stuff from my playlist i made for him thats played recently

[inkyships]

*i do a lil dance* heres some cool ppl i know that are also selfshippers and you should be their friends:

@fishyships - my boyedfriend... he makes content for me unprovoked sometimes bc hes a sweetheart. he likes men.

@toddylovebotty - my friend pip!!!!!!! shes new to the community n shes very nice :) also slightly feral but thats ok /lh

[bev-hanscom]

THANK U SO MUCH 🥺🥺🥺 U R SOSOSO SWEET!!!! :DDDD also HEHHEHE yes im a litle feral *kisses my f/os and gives them rabies, foams from the mouth cutely ❤️*

[nougatships-deactivated20210316]

Alright but a question for you: is it okay for me to leave comments on people's posts or gushes?

I know interaction is something a lot of people want but I'm not sure if comments are too invasive

[bev-hanscom]

hello tumblr dot com take this shitty semi-grainy picture of my f/o 😸 (rhats a cat smiling emoji btw)

his name is todd haynes and he’s from this comic called Kick-Ass!!! :3c i kiss him gently on his big beautiful honker of a nose ❤️

[fallingtowers]

interesting fact about me is that I have a great memory but I also have a shit memory

[fallingtowers]

what this means in practice is I can recite any number of simpsons scenes verbatim but I can't remember what I did last week

[bev-hanscom]

i gotta set up tbis sideblog but .:. Sighs.... i dont feel like getting on my computer and im up past my bedtime anway HEJSKJDNSKDND 🤫 shhh