to wound the autumnal city

miranda ✦ 30s ✦ she/ae ✦ white ✦ minors dni ✦ terfs and nazis go die ✦ fallingtowers on discord

[fallingtowers]

you should watch buffy the vampire slayer

[fallingtowers]

lmao branson forgot to hide a reference layer in the newest swan boy

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

[anarchistmemedistro]

we should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend

[fallingtowers]

weird how darla is barely even a character on buffy. i don't have a ton of nice things to say about ats but at least it gave us a lot of Darla Content

[fallingtowers]

i used to get pearl clutchy about how much younger buffy is than angel but these days it's like who give a shit. it's a vampire story. you're gonna see a bit of age difference. HOWEVER crucially i do still weaponize the age gap to dunk on angel because like what am i gonna do, not mock him every single moment he's on screen? don't make me laugh

[correlatedcontents]

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

[gogurtgirlsucker]

fuck it, im just gonna get fatter and learn to kill in the night

[fallingtowers]

for the love of god you all have got to stop putting that haaland guy on my dash. i beg you. i live in sweden i go online to get away from guys who look like that.

[juney-blues]

how to become retroactively 10 years on estrogen

[juney-blues]

yeah whatever the second best time to plant a tree is now there is always time it's never too late etc etc. but also like half of my problems ultimately trace back to "there was never a chance in hell of me getting on estrogen early enough to avoid the damage testosterone did to me" and I'm allowed to be upset or atleast miffed about it

[juney-blues]

oh you figured it out too late? Well that's a moot point really because your family would've been unaccepting at the time and your country's medical system's method of trans healthcare is "waste as much time as possible in the hopes they detransition or die" so like yeah no matter what it was kinda inevitable you'd have broad shoulders narrow hips and have to spend a bunch of money on laser

[juney-blues]

and like yeah whatever cis women have those too, I'm #fucking valid or whatever. shut uppp I don't caaaaaaare. I don't need to be welcomed to womanhood. I don't need reassurance that clocky girls are valid. I don't even care about passing that much I just want to look in the mirror without being upset. can I have that. can I fucking mourn. can I be a little pissed off and sad that I have to deal with this? can you fucking handle that without shutting me down and telling me I'm wrong to feel dysphoria about anything in the first place?

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[neilmobile]

[dumbdoegirl]

let’s all wear panties and a tank top all day!!!! yay!!!!!

[dumbdoegirl]

and we’re not wearing deodorant either. okay?

[stonefemmesiren]

thank god for dykes

[qqchurch]

the Ice War on Europa...

[qqchurch]

[deep-state-partisan]

[somestrangeangels]

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE MOST ANNOYING POSTER ALIVE: everyone thinks the bible is like some boring nonsense but its actually has some really Badass Sh*t if you actually read it #and its like. Not a Good Sign that no one is reading it anymore #swearing

THE LAST BRONY: trixie best pone

PUPPYPLAY ACCOUNT (out of ideas): when you suck her penis. and you're a dog

SKELETON MERCHANT: I've got some wares that'll rattle your bones! if you've got the coin, that is.

[rhymingwithpurple]

okay so get this: there's two guys and one has blonde hair and the other has brown hair

[puppetshell]

*Slams my scepter*

Kill them both!