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once twice come on baby three damn times [indie beetlejuice/Betelgeuse ask/thread mostly chat rp . But I can thread on request Nsfw and triggering content may appear]

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// Hey there, I was wondering if you wanted to RP?

beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuce!I'm currently on hiatus but you can find me on my TARDIS idrxs <3 I'm mostly just doing ask rp here and I have to admit that it will be few and far between. BJ likes to slip through my fingers. 

[utterlyalonexofsoundmind]

     "— Because that’s going to work.”

               “I think you need to rehearse your pitch. 

                            Really.”

[bextlejuice-blog]

                    "Come on babe, that's always gunna work.                         COMMMMEEEEOONNNNNNNNNNN.            You know what to say. You know the three little words.              You're not still mad about the whole, trying to get you              to marry me thing. I swear that was a one time thing.                    Cross my black heart and hope to live."

[bextlejuice-blog]

beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice;; I'm so sorry I haven't been around much guys~  I was just so busy with graduation and stuff like that <3  You guys are so awesome and I saw a Lydia reblogged my promo just a second ago <3 

[bextlejuice-blog]

i just need to re-watch the movie cause fave movie goddammmmnnnnn i watched it like 10 times one summer cause i couldnt get enough omf but yes lydia the bae

          Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice;;          It is a hilarious movie. I forgot          how DIRTY beetlejuice is. Goodness!           And I miss the cartoon like crazy         the cartoon was awesome.                           Lydia is a bae <3

[bextlejuice-blog]

what if i just went ahead and made a lydia its not like i have like 5 other blogs nah

              Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, beetlejuice;;              I would love you forever.               And ever. And ever. And ever. 

[revxult]

  She squealed, clapping her hands together 

as she bounced down towards him, leaning up on her tip-toes to thread her bony fingers through it. 

❝I was right! It is soft.❞

[bextlejuice-blog]

            "Whoaaaaa. What a rush.                                                           Now, toots, I did you a favor.              Now you gotta do me a favor.                     You gotta say my name three times.                                        Starts with a B and ends with a juice."

[bextlejuice-blog]

//hi and thank you for the follow! Betelgeuse is my favorite Tim Burton movie! We must plot!

Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice;;I would love to plot! I do have to warn you and everyone else, that I am very much super active on my dark!tardis, malumnavis. So, if we do plot I'm going to take five-ever, but I would love to! Just let me know what you have in mind darlin <3

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bextlejuice 

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{ ✶ }   ”You’re joking ——-                            Right?”

[bextlejuice-blog]

           "You have got to be the most beautiful babe                     I have ever seen. Come here,                          let me kiss you. WAIT! No I got a question for you,                           you wanna get married. Oh please, babe. "

[ncvermore-deactivated20140918]

       Goodness! Such language.

            “Well…. Well perhaps I’d’nt like a picture. I’m not one much for pictures, anyways.”

[bextlejuice-blog]

                     "Then WHAT are you doin? I got things to do,                             people to see, babies to kiss, houses to haunt.                      What do you want?"

[revxult]

  ❝— Your hair! It looks so soft..❞

[bextlejuice-blog]

               "Well, honey, let me brush the old cockroaches out                       and I'll let you touch it."

[invxderzim]

                ——-“Ehhh.. Im not quite sure. WHAT are you supposed to be? Some sort of clownman?” —-

[bextlejuice-blog]

        "Bio exorcist. You okay there bud you're looking                a little green?" 

[ncvermore-deactivated20140918]

            “Personally, I’m not entirely sure myself.”

[bextlejuice-blog]

         "Take a fuckin' picture it will last you longer, sweet cheeks."

[bextlejuice-blog]

                "What are you looking at, huh?"

[bextlejuice-blog]

           "Listen, I can tell that you and I are a lot alike.                   Normal people just don't get us.                                     If you want, I can come hang out with you,                                               you just gotta do me a tiny favor."

[rabbitheartedgxrl-archive-deact]

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"The hells yah lookins at?"

[bextlejuice-blog]

        "I'm looking at you punk."

[holmesiian-deactivated20160526]

[ he truly was in no mood    for irritable characters ]

                          “A mere complication                         nothing I cannot cope with                 I do appreciate your offer nevertheless.”

[bextlejuice-blog]

             "Come on there buddy.  Don't you got a character you need rid of. An enemy you can't seem to thwart. Lady who won't get off your back?"