I compiled a ranked list of my Top Ten Favorite MBMBAM Bits:
22 Slices: What’s up, motherfuckers? I’m back and this time I’m not paying my six dollars. cw: food mention
Stealing: If my dad was working loss prevention, and he was like, “Now son, don’t.” “Like alright, I’ll put it back.” And then I’d put it back, but very rarely would that happen ‘cause my dad doesn’t work retail. cw: none
Sleep Jeans: My fear is that by—like by—we have influence, and by putting these ideas that are about to be in this email out into the world, we may influence even a single person to adopt this monstrous behavior. Like, I’m not sure I want that on my conscious. cw: a man who thinks wearing jeans in a bed with sheets is okay behavior
The First Murder: Yo, Abraham! Yo, Abel’s just stopped. Abel like, stopped. What’s up? cw: murder, obviously. a little joke about child death
A Genjuine Ouija: Come buy our game, it’ll kill your kids with Zozo! Merry Christmas, I got you a ouija! I want you dead, you dirty fucking rat! You nasty fucking nephew, I got you a ouija board. I hope Zozo chokes the life out of you, you nasty nephew. cw: a few death jokes, some about kids
Mcdonaldland Politics: It seems your cup of Sprite has gone empty! You can refill it at the fountainhead! cw: food mention
Haunted Doll Watch #6: “The plane had engine trouble and they looked at Genie and told her he loved her as his eyes were pouring tears and they went down and crashed in a field.” What—this is—a doll told her this! cw: a definitely fake story about a child death
Let’s Talk About Slimer: On some level, Slimer believes he deserves to be busted. It’s the only way he can feel. He’s been a ghost for 453 years right, in my fanfiction, and the only way that he can feel now is to be busted! Fifty shades of slime! cw: none that I can think of but there’s a joke about a ghost eating feces and that’s just not a fun thought
The Cut Man: One of them just whispers in the other’s ear, “First of all, I am tired. I am true of heart.” And the other one whispers back, “You are tired. You are true of heart.” And it’s like this moment where they’re both very human, you know what I mean? Like it’s very—theyre very connected to each other and everything, just the whole thing, y’know? cw: talk of cutting, boxing-typical violence
Down To Be Abducted: I wasn’t gonna go to Earth tonight, but if you look at Dylan down there, I think he’s ready for biz. Like if you look at him, he is DTF. He is down. cw: sexual comedy, some non-con jokes
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