Florida's Favorite VTuber

Hi, lovelies! I'm Jenna Florida, the Sunshine State's number 1 Transgender VTuber! 32, Pan-Poly, She/They Ani and Tokutuber/Let's Player/reaction streamer. My VTubing debut is coming soon, so look forward to it!

[askjennaflorida]

askbombasticblake -> askjennaflorida

So...yeah. This has been in the works for some time now, but it's time to make it official.

With both Lily and Patch having been chased off of Tumblr for the forseeable future, I can finally turn over a new leaf without either of them rearing their ugly heads to ruin shit for me.

Now to be clear, I'm not quite ready to start hormones yet. Despite all my posts begging to be magically transitioned, I know I still have some mental hangups to get through, and I'll be working through those with my next therapist whenever I get back into therapy.

But that's for another day. Right now, I have denied my true self for long enough, and it's time to step back into the light as the newest version of me.

So, without further ado...

Hello, internet. My name is Jennifer Iris Florida. You can call me Jenna. My pronouns are She/They. It's a pleasure to meet you <3

[asanjou]

doctor who will return next year with yuya takahashi at the helm

[askjennaflorida]

[dougielombax]

Let’s be realistic.

Elon Musk doesn’t NEED all that money.

Does he?

No.

No he doesn’t.

[askjennaflorida]

Elongated Muskrat, like all billionaires, is a man who thinks himself a dragon. And like all dragons, the time will come when he is slain. Fingers crossed that time comes sooner rather than later

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey man how's it going

sorry for getting self righteous about uuuuh my belief in the innate wonder of human life and connection I guess

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey man how's it going

[bunjywunjy]

wow. made it less than three months in

[ooklet]

this is truly one of the most tumblr posts i've ever seen. i know chronically online people exist in all corners of the internet but i feel like this is the only place where someone could say something as uncontroversial as "you will find out that people have personalities when you talk to them" and get responses like "oh so you're making the ABLEIST assertion that i should FORCE MYSELF to push past my SOCIAL ANXIETY to talk to BIGOTS????" amazing work, guys

[headspace-hotel]

I truly believe that everyone is interesting.

[askjennaflorida]

Telling people to touch grass isn't enough anymore. Some of y'all motherfuckers in the replies need to be dragged out of your hoarder nests and RKO'd into the dirt

[ridebooker]

what if i just. shared these old shitposts I made

[askjennaflorida]

[squeaksterr]

reblog game tell me a girl character youre obsessed with (men you headcanon as women are not allowed)

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.

[askjennaflorida]

Every day that that particular quack is allowed to live is a cursed day

[takethistoyourstardust]

well. can we officially call superwholock dead.

[askjennaflorida]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

“Yes, my friends, think of all the copper you can resell for your crack!”

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[askjennaflorida]

Happy "Twisted Jerma Tuesday" to all who celebrate

[lyril]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[battletoads]

[magicalgirlsirin]

okay guys here it is go wild or whatever. gay sex scene from rider time ryuki

[askjennaflorida]

Happy Pride to the one good thing Zi-O gave us

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[chloebangbang]

they should invent a job that hires trans women

[askjennaflorida]

When God finally lets me win the lottery, I will use my winnings to start a company that exclusively hires trans women

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[dougielombax]

*kicks it even further*

I couldn’t help it. I had to.

*points at whoever next finds this post*

Now it’s your turn.

[askjennaflorida]

I can never kick a can without thinking of the insanely surreal episode of Cow & Chicken (I'm an old bitch, I know) surrounding the concept.

That being said?

[arcadebroke]

[askjennaflorida]

One of these days, I will commission an artist who specializes in this specific style to make Estevan Modoki, based on the 4th Space Sheriff

No, I don't care that the suit is just a gold repaint of Gavan Bootleg and was only used for a one-off villain! She still deserves to be with her sisters!