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taylor | 18 | ✊🏽BLM | east bay | beyhive

[kuroyuki-deactivated20181126]

米子城名残の夕桜 by Takeshi KOUNO Via Flickr: kojodan.jp/castle/142/photo/38614.html

[mushbuh]

[leonseff]

[tankaramo]

me: oh god i fucked up again? inner me: she said with surprise in her voice for some reason

[1010ll]

[versaillesadness]

My favorite palace in the UK 🏛 Kedleston Hall is just perfect 👑 . . #uk #palace #art #arthistory #architecture #house #luxury #interiordesign #royal http://ift.tt/2mpXoxP

[briannathestrange]

Can we take a moment to appreciate these subtle expressions? And that lil hair flip in the first gif? Thank you, animators!

[vampirezigzagoon]

[femmewitch-deactivated20190613]

get this tf away from me

[jigglypuffsvevo]

no

[3rd-eye-boy]

life imitates art

[sunpalms]

[446i]

Ginza, Tokyo   http://goo.gl/Ai5LRq

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey

[officiallycostco-deactivated201]

How? It’s not like you’ve experienced one either.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving dark purple spots along the way.”

either they’re tossing away the meaning of “nibbled” for the advancement of smut or they have a solid misunderstanding of hickeys. it takes like four or five straight seconds of hard suction to make a spot “dark purple”.

[minementis]

okay so two options here:

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving faint pink spots along the way.”

OR (and this one is better imo)

“[character A] sucked on the skin of [character B]’s collarbone harder than a vacuum on high power, leaving behind appropriately dark purple hickeys”

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“[Character A] puckered their lips and absolutely Hoover™’d the life out of [Character B]’s entire neck. ‘You DirtDevil™’ [Character B] said with a breathy sigh.”

[avjogia]

Avan Jogia - Dolce&Gabbana Fall/Winter 2017 Men’s Fashion Show

[ellacalm]

[vanillascentedthot]

If you out and you get a bad feeling, go home immediately

[jahreezyp]

Man, y'all better listen.

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

sorry i couldn’t make it to work today i was a few minutes away when i experienced a bad feeling

[hijerking]

*improves a dish by adding even more garlic*

call masterchef guys

[slimetony]

my ceiling fan has been clicking for months now and im starting to think the clicking is morse code intended to subconsciously reprogram me to be sad and tired all the time

[qui-bono]

Sounds like the ball bearing s are starting to go.

[slimetony]

Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows Shit About Ceiling Fans. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I’ve had the ceiling fan since I was in the 5th fucking grade. I may have lost the remote for it years ago but believe me I know this baby inside out. I don’t know what the fucking a ball bearing is. I’ve never seen one and frankly it sounds like bullshit. Believe me when I tell you, I don’t have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know shit about what goes on in my life. Think for a fucking moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about ball bearings. Have you ever been to my house? seen my ceiling fan? I sincerely doubt it because I haven’t had friends over to my house since the Bush administration. Thats a very narrow window of time in which you could have seen my ceiling fan. And even then you probably hadn’t completed your course at the fucking ceiling fan academy. I worked at Home Depot for almost two years and I can tell you I spent my time in the department with the ceiling fans. I actually spent most of my time in the garden and patio section, but believe me, we had fans out there, big industrial ones. They kept us cool and I never heard a single fucking thing about a ball bearing. Please get fucked.