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30s; brainrot blog; I post, write and cry about terrible, awful men and the OCs that love them. bardwanderer (ffxiv blog) is where you'll see me most

[bhaalbabebardlock]

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I have a lot of ~feelings~ about having to shift my pinned post from my long fic after almost three months. I'm shocked that I've started writing other things, but here we are. 🫣✨

The OCs of My Stories

~If it isn't a one shot, it has its own masterpost in addition to being listed here~

Daisies | Jabberwock Skull

Nature's Gifts | Hand That Feeds

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Messages | AO3

All BG3 related writing, summaries, and links below the cut!

Longfics

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Daisies On My Nightstand (AO3)

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(I stopped regularly updating chapters here since the fic has gotten so long, but there's background information/pictures of Ilara and some chapters were posted here originally!)

This is my longfic! It is so long. It is my baby. It is now longer than return of the king somehow. It has too many tropes, it has a slow burn romance, it has dark romance. There is Raphael and Gortash and Astarion and Shadowheart and. A lot. I mean a lot. I update chapters daily on a semi regular/consistent schedule. Please please be mindful of tags and chapter notes!

Summary:

The story of a Bhaal-Spawn who only ever wanted to be free.

Ilara would do anything for the people she loves, having never been freely allowed to do so before- including killing her past, denouncing her God, and damning 7,000 souls. Can she save herself, let alone anyone else?

--story has finished first half, see below for second half--

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The Wasteland Crown (AO3)

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Ilara started out wanting her own freedom, and continuously sacrificed it to save the people she cares for- somehow always fumbling everything in the process.

Was it worth it?

Can she save any of them still?

Can she even save herself?

-- the second and final half of the story about a Bhaal-spawn who is only trying to figure out what freedom, choices, power, and love even mean.--

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Nature's Gifts on AO3

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Self indulgent filthy smut that was supposed to be a one shot and now isn't. Tadpole smut and something going on with both Astarion and Gale and the weird little druid they're hanging out with. 😌

Unlike my other long fic, this is unlikely to be updated DAILY but will be updated often.

Major tags (others on AO3): m/f, m/f/m, inappropriate use of tadpoles, smut that grew feelings and plot

Summary:

If you're all stuck with these tadpoles anyway, is there really any harm in seeing what they can do?

She let her mind wander, finding herself aggravated more than anything when those thoughts turned to Astarion, to the way his lips had brushed against her ear. She let out an agitated breath as she thought of how he felt laying on top of her, his mouth against her pulse a few nights ago. The way she felt him trying to still his hips against hers, it was just a taste after all. It was just one bite. It's not like any clothes came off. And it certainly hasn't happened again.

But what if it did?

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Tandem on AO3

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A series of one shots told in no specific order about my evil durge, Lili(th) and her sole companion, Astarion. Some will be fluff, some will be smut, some will just be unhinged probably. This won't update often but they'll be around 💕

Major tags (more to be added): blood drinking, canon typical violence, eventually there will be more.

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The Hand That Feeds

Summary: After throwing the Karsus Crown into the Chionthar at the risk of losing her sanity, Lili has only Astarion to keep her grounded. Until she's kidnapped by someone that she held hands with, once, months ago.

Important tags: toxic Gale, creepy/yandere gale, god!Gale, asc!astarion, kidnapping, non-con, forced love

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Slithering from Eden

Summary: A reader insert Stardew crossover featuring the dark urge and AA.

Important tags: canon typical violence, excessive gore, vampires, major character death

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The Jabberwock Skull

Summary: a post canon AU Alice in Wonderland horror story featuring Lili as she stumbles her way through an increasingly odd and horrific time. Second person POV.

Important tags: dead dove: do not eat, memory loss, extreme descriptions of violence, body horror

AO3 Link | Masterpost

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✨One Shots✨ (all nsfw)

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Ruin

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Full story on AO3

One shot, single chapter; 3,859 Words. Reader x Astarion;

Important tags: major character death warning, sad smut, explicit, F/M

Summary:

Five years after walking away from The Vampire Ascendant and everything he offered to you, you've returned to stop him from wreaking havoc on Baldur's Gate. That turns out to be harder than you think.

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The End

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Full Story on AO3

One shot, single chapter; 3,118 words

Tags: major character death warning, smut, F/F

Summary:

Second person Shadowheart POV.

After taking her place as Bhaal's chosen, your lover decided at the last moment to destroy the crown and give up her claim. You have one last night together.

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Weakness

One shot (so far, I might add more eventually); 1,286 words. Was done for a prompt, the prompt is revealed at the end.

Summary:

Astarion POV, first person.

Tav has come to find you in Baldur's Gate after disappearing years ago. Why?

"That would be showing a weakness, a vulnerability that I can longer afford. If it was ever something I could have afforded to begin with. Arguably, it hadn't been. She wormed her way between the cracks of my defenses, not even realizing what she was doing until it was too late. Until I was too far gone to stop her. "

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Underdark Fever

Summary: there is no plot here, only pollen smut. NSFW! Lili and Aatarion come across some interesting mushrooms in the underdark.

[owlnoises]

" . . . but there is no solving human nature. You can't stop evil. All you can do is control it."

[bhaalbabebardlock]

Hellooooooo I may or may not be coming out of my cage to write some Dispatch angsty smut ~

Everyone will tell you:

Nobody is born evil.

I will tell you:

Some people are predisposed to it.

If in the first few seconds of your life, mid scream and post slapped baby butt you hiccup and disappear- you could say something like that's a precursor to how the rest of your life will be. Always in the shadows, skulking in the dark, waiting for the next opportunity to fuck someone over on the chance that it somehow makes your own situation better. It never does.

[kod23pm]

H0ES DEPRESSED

[rotten--sweets]

[tessinthebluebox]

no mater how you slice the cake Robert is a millennial and Visi is a Zillennial

and I know this, not because of character sheets or timeline math, but because Robert referenced the Lion King and Visi thought he was talking about Kung Fu Panda

[altades]

LET ME ROMANCE THEM BOAF PLEEEEASE

[calamlynchs]

There's also all that, you know, really heroic shit you did. Saving my life and all... That was cool.

DISPATCH (2025)

[ladychimaera-d]

Congrats to Dispatch for getting Steam's "Outstanding story rich game" award!

[crysta-creme-doughnuts]

They’re so adorable it’s disgusting. How dare they.

[izbnart]

Dispatch animation! 👍

[shuploc]

Finished the Waterboy piece 💦

[artbytosin]

flambert WIPs. Someone’s 36 year old guncle is feelin froggy

[gabbiecasso]

After Hours!

Finally got to draw the whole teaaaam kahsdjakhw my hand died I think

[soguwoad]

halfway through the game, experience so far💀💀💀

[sintiadaria]

Coffe date

Inspired by their outfits in the patch 8 animatic

[leemoonaid]

Some Sylus fluff cuz I need it~ More art on my Patreon♥