*peeks in*
It’s been a while, huh?
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JVL

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d e v o n

Love Begins
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost
The Bowery Presents
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Origami Around
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cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
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@biblioshay
*peeks in*
It’s been a while, huh?
Man: You told me the wrong dates for the MTA exam. It's February 3rd. Me: *checks dates* The website says March 3-21. Man: No, it's February 3rd. Me: TODAY is February 3rd. The website says the APPLICATION period is March 3-21. Test dates aren't posted yet. Man: The paper you gave me before says February 3rd. Me: *prints dates and highlights March 3-21* Here, these are the current dates. Man:...but the paper you gave me- Me: THROW OUT that paper (there is no paper). This is accurate. Use this one. Man: But...but Febuary 3rd... Me: Feel free to apply today. Or March 3-21. We'll see what happens. . . . Man: February 3rd. Me: *sighs*
Straight up wine time tonight.
WHEN A CHILD ASKS FOR THEIR SUMMER READING PRIZE WAY AFTER IT ENDS
Submitted by Cheryl
When a patron asks if you have a phone charger because their battery is at 50% #whoareyou #whodoesthat
New Season
Man: Yes, I would like to request Blacklist season 4
Me: *checks google* sir, episode 1 of season 4 came out 2 days ago.
Man: Okay.....
Me: So it's not out on DVD yet.
Man: It's not?!
Me: No.
Man: Why?
Me: It just started airing on TV. You have to wait a few weeks after the season is finished airing.
Man: Well how am I going to watch it?
Me: On TV....?
Yeezus help me.
Just Nonfiction.
Teen: I need an 8th grade nonfiction book.
Me: We unfortunately don't sort by grade, what topic would you like?
Teen: Nonfiction.
Me: We have hundreds of nonfiction books, I need a specific topic.
Teen: I don't know, just nonfiction.
Me: "Nonfiction" just means the book is about something real.
Teen: ........ *blank stare*
Me: *points* The nonfiction section is over there, if you think of a topic, come back to me.
Teen: *walks in a daze to nonfiction section*
WHEN A STUDENT SAYS THEY HAVE A REPORT DUE TOMORROW AND WHAT THEY NEED IS UNAVAILABLE
How can I get one of these desk jobs?
Library Customers
A PATRON SAYS THEY’LL NEVER COME BACK BECAUSE OF A LGBTQ DISPLAY
Submitted by Rachel
Exactly. BYE.
"I KNOW YOU CLOSE IN FIVE MINUTES. CAN I PRINT THIS ONE THING?”
EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
I took no shit today
Me: Sir, you can't sleep in here.
Patron: Well, maybe if people didn't have to sit here all day for your charging station to charge their phones five percent, they wouldn't fall asleep.
Me: Maybe if PEOPLE brought their own chargers and did literally anything aside from sitting their lazy asses down in a building with books and computers, they wouldn't waste everyone's time with their sleeping and bitching.
Its turning out to be a very busy day:
The phone at the front desk keeps going off:
Plus the never ending library projects:
The sadness is too real 😭 #whydobadthingshappentogoodpeople #wineo #sendhelp
WHY GOD WHY. #librarianlife #wtf #badparenting
¿Dónde está el baño?
*Tall grown man walks up to the desk*
Man: Excuse me, I have to go wee wee.
Me: *blink*
Coworker: Sure, you can go wee wee if you want to. Here's the bathroom key.
Man: Yes, I need to go wee wee very badly.
Coworker: Well here is the key, the bathroom is around the copy machine.
Man: *walks toward glass wall in front of the bathroom doors*
Coworker: No, AROUND the copy machine.
Man: Oh, silly me. Okay it is this way?
Coworker: Yes.
A little foolery to bring up my mood on this tragic day.
Lmaoooooooo