BiblioShay

🐦@biblioshay’s fail safe in case Twitter dies 🚖New Yorker. 📚Librarian. 🍷Wine Lover.

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*peeks in*

It’s been a while, huh?

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Man: You told me the wrong dates for the MTA exam. It's February 3rd. Me: *checks dates* The website says March 3-21. Man: No, it's February 3rd. Me: TODAY is February 3rd. The website says the APPLICATION period is March 3-21. Test dates aren't posted yet. Man: The paper you gave me before says February 3rd. Me: *prints dates and highlights March 3-21* Here, these are the current dates. Man:...but the paper you gave me- Me: THROW OUT that paper (there is no paper). This is accurate. Use this one. Man: But...but Febuary 3rd... Me: Feel free to apply today. Or March 3-21. We'll see what happens. . . . Man: February 3rd. Me: *sighs*

Straight up wine time tonight.

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WHEN A CHILD ASKS FOR THEIR SUMMER READING PRIZE WAY AFTER IT ENDS

Submitted by Cheryl

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When a patron asks if you have a phone charger because their battery is at 50% #whoareyou #whodoesthat

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New Season

Man: Yes, I would like to request Blacklist season 4

Me: *checks google* sir, episode 1 of season 4 came out 2 days ago.

Man: Okay.....

Me: So it's not out on DVD yet.

Man: It's not?!

Me: No.

Man: Why?

Me: It just started airing on TV. You have to wait a few weeks after the season is finished airing.

Man: Well how am I going to watch it?

Me: On TV....?

Yeezus help me.

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Just Nonfiction.

Teen: I need an 8th grade nonfiction book.

Me: We unfortunately don't sort by grade, what topic would you like?

Teen: Nonfiction.

Me: We have hundreds of nonfiction books, I need a specific topic.

Teen: I don't know, just nonfiction.

Me: "Nonfiction" just means the book is about something real. 

Teen: ........ *blank stare*

Me: *points* The nonfiction section is over there, if you think of a topic, come back to me.

Teen: *walks in a daze to nonfiction section*

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WHEN A STUDENT SAYS THEY HAVE A REPORT DUE TOMORROW AND WHAT THEY NEED IS UNAVAILABLE

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How can I get one of these desk jobs?

Library Customers

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A PATRON SAYS THEY’LL NEVER COME BACK BECAUSE OF A LGBTQ DISPLAY

Submitted by Rachel

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Exactly. BYE.

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"I KNOW YOU CLOSE IN FIVE MINUTES. CAN I PRINT THIS ONE THING?”

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EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

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I took no shit today

Me: Sir, you can't sleep in here.

Patron: Well, maybe if people didn't have to sit here all day for your charging station to charge their phones five percent, they wouldn't fall asleep.

Me: Maybe if PEOPLE brought their own chargers and did literally anything aside from sitting their lazy asses down in a building with books and computers, they wouldn't waste everyone's time with their sleeping and bitching.

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Its turning out to be a very busy day:

The phone at the front desk keeps going off:

Plus the never ending library projects:

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The sadness is too real 😭 #whydobadthingshappentogoodpeople #wineo #sendhelp

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WHY GOD WHY. #librarianlife #wtf #badparenting

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¿Dónde está el baño?

*Tall grown man walks up to the desk* 

Man: Excuse me, I have to go wee wee. 

 Me: *blink* 

Coworker: Sure, you can go wee wee if you want to. Here's the bathroom key. 

Man: Yes, I need to go wee wee very badly.

Coworker: Well here is the key, the bathroom is around the copy machine. 

Man: *walks toward glass wall in front of the bathroom doors* 

Coworker: No, AROUND the copy machine. 

Man: Oh, silly me. Okay it is this way? 

Coworker: Yes. 

 A little foolery to bring up my mood on this tragic day.

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Lmaoooooooo

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