Charles Rowland

dead bicon boybitch detective | he/they

[biconcharlesrowland]

Welcome to the Dead Boys Detective Agency

What's poppin', mate? I'm Charles Rowland from the Dead Boy Detectives Agency and this is my partner, Edwin ( @edwinpayne-deadboy )

OOC: Tzo here !! Feel free to interact however you want, but here are some basic rules

- No explicit NSFW, mild NSFW is totally fine though

- Mention OOC if questions are directed to me instead of Charles

- No transphobia, homophobia, racism, Islamophobia or any other form of bigotry

- Mod discretion is final and might block people who aren't following the rules.

Tags:

Here are some tags that might be used:

#charliechats : general rp chats

#shatteredpsyche : heavier chats, tw: mild mention of domestic violence

#gayboy moment : chats between edwin and charles

#charlesmirror : general dbd reblogs

#cricket for a crow: chats between charles and monty

#us bicons: chats between charles and crystal

#quite fit yourself: charles badly engaging in the art of flirting

#sparring with a spaz: chats between charles and cat king

Thats all !! Have fun <3

[vachon-children]

Excuse me... My name is Quinn. I was under the impression some of you know stuff about ghosts?? I'm stuck in the dumb apartment I died outside of and can't leave. I need to be able to protect my brother, can you help me get out??

- @quinnbailey-restinpeace

Another one? Hello Quinn, you're Ethan's sister, aren't you? Don't worry, ghosts are our specialty. Though, freeing ghosts from their haunting spots aren't our ordeal, but rather a different ghost who deals with ghost situations. He goes by the same name as I, but he's busy with something, so I'll forward you to his coworkers.

Ed, you know ghost Edwin's practically in love with Charles. They kiss each other daily.

Still doesn't mean I cannot be professional, Pluto. I shall send their tumblrs to you know, Quinn. @edwinpayne-deadboy @biconcharlesrowland @crystal-isalive @nikoisalsoalive, excuse the sudden @'ing. There's another ghost situation your little detective agency might be of more assistance to.

[nikoisalsoalive]

Oh boy what a case! @crystal-isalive let’s go check out the apartment together and see what we find maybe

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Are you sure, Niko? They're in New York. You'll have to fly out.

[biconcharlesrowland]

ayyyy field trip time

[crystal-isalive]

New York?! Fuck yeah, field trip time.

@nikoisalsoalive wanna go see a musical

@biconcharlesrowland we can get you in for free no one can see you

and the case. That’s. That’s important as well.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Only if we watch Heathers oi

[vachon-children]

Excuse me... My name is Quinn. I was under the impression some of you know stuff about ghosts?? I'm stuck in the dumb apartment I died outside of and can't leave. I need to be able to protect my brother, can you help me get out??

- @quinnbailey-restinpeace

Another one? Hello Quinn, you're Ethan's sister, aren't you? Don't worry, ghosts are our specialty. Though, freeing ghosts from their haunting spots aren't our ordeal, but rather a different ghost who deals with ghost situations. He goes by the same name as I, but he's busy with something, so I'll forward you to his coworkers.

Ed, you know ghost Edwin's practically in love with Charles. They kiss each other daily.

Still doesn't mean I cannot be professional, Pluto. I shall send their tumblrs to you know, Quinn. @edwinpayne-deadboy @biconcharlesrowland @crystal-isalive @nikoisalsoalive, excuse the sudden @'ing. There's another ghost situation your little detective agency might be of more assistance to.

[nikoisalsoalive]

Oh boy what a case! @crystal-isalive let’s go check out the apartment together and see what we find maybe

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Are you sure, Niko? They're in New York. You'll have to fly out.

[biconcharlesrowland]

ayyyy field trip time

[thats-a-little-queer]

someone pls get edwin and charles a dog sidekick

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

We had this conversation once before. I've warmed up since the last conversation.

@biconcharlesrowland, you can get a dog. Just make sure to train them.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Hell yeah, mate !! What we namin' it?

[goodoldfashionednerd]

This came to me in a vision

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

Charles, please tell me you didn't actually try this. @biconcharlesrowland

[biconcharlesrowland]

hahahahaa what gave you that idea hahahaha

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

i love that dbd acknowledges that edwin and charles have 30+ years of "noodle incidents" to confuse crystal with. imagine the gang is looking through old cases for info they think might be useful and its just:

edwin: check the case of the courthouse

charles: was that the one where we got arrested or the one where we got married?

crystal: im sorry- what?!

edwin: no, the courthouse was the one where you tried to receive your own life insurance

crystal: nonono backtrack a second- when were you two going to tell me about this

charles: ok technically we didn't get married, lewis and gina turner did, but-

crystal: im not talking about that

crystal: im talking about edwin having a criminal record

-two days later-

crystal: wait you tried to get your own life insurance

edwin: he got in a rather embarrassing argument with a receptionist over the issue

charles: its why im not allowed to be the woman anymore

edwin: indeed, we used to play the stationary game for the role

crystal: i have so many questions but lets start with this, the stationary game??

charles: rock paper scissors

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

There are more of these kinds of cases.

[thestrangerblog]

@edwinpayne-deadboy @biconcharlesrowland Guys, you need to buy "Tabu" and play against the girls. They won’t stand a chance with so many insiders you have.

@edwinpayne-deadboy It’s a board game where people play in groups/pairs. One player has to explain a term to his teammate/s without using easy words to do it. E.g. explain "cinema" without using the words "movie", "screen", "theatre", "popcorn" and "watching".

The team which gets more correct answers in a certain time frame wins.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Oh, I'd love to do that. Just got to find space for it among all the Clue boards haha

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

I have been taught by Niko how to use "emoticons". :(

Did I use that correctly?

[biconcharlesrowland]

i <3 u :)

[ultraweirdgirl13]

Edwin, setting down a card: Ace of spades Charles, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Niko, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Crystal, trembling: What are we playing

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

:]

@biconcharlesrowland, @crystal-isalive, @nikoisalsoalive

[crystal-isalive]

ok im all for family game night, but not if you guys can’t decide on a game-

did i say family game night,…oops

[biconcharlesrowland]

but family game night IS the game :D

[pnpplejenn]

I think Niko and Crystal would have the idea of ​​doing crazy things on the attractions, Charles would obviously agree and Edwin would take it seriously so that everything goes as planned XD

I'm definitely going to make more fanart like this.

[montyisntacrow]

@biconcharlesrowland @edwinpayne-deadboy @nikoisalsoalive @crystal-isalive

Add that to the list of things you should do sometime

[crystal-isalive]

my cup would fall and crash and kill five pedestrians.

[biconcharlesrowland]

im gonna have to end up balancing cups on my bat arent i

[crouble]

[lord-of-crabs]

@reallycoolcatking @montyisntacrow

...thoughts?

[reallycoolcatking]

monty and me should have tea together sometime :3

[montyisntacrow]

Kinda sounds like an invitation...?

[reallycoolcatking]

it very much is

join me in my warehouse (if you wanna)

[montyisntacrow]

warehouse tea by the moonlight, lovely <3

[reallycoolcatking]

ill bring you shiny things as gifts :3 <3

[montyisntacrow]

ohhhhh shiniesss <3

i can bring you a... box to sit in? or is that too undignified? a very decorative box?

[reallycoolcatking]

box is good :3

i like boxes <3

[crystal-isalive]

…pathetic.

[reallycoolcatking]

YOU WERE POSSESSED FOR LIKE, FOREVER, SO YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING YOU SINGLE LITTLE RAT

[crystal-isalive]

ok attacking my past.

not cool, cat pussy.

@biconcharlesrowland

[reallycoolcatking]

well you were attacking my love for boxes

not cool, you single little rat

DONT BRING HIM INTK THIS HES SO MENA TO MW

[crystal-isalive]

There’s a difference between an abusive demon and a box, idiot.

not cool, kitten whiskers.

[reallycoolcatking]

you were possessed by a demon, im possessed by my love of boxes

not cool, you person.

[montyisntacrow]

peace, guys, peace

Crystal shouldn't insult His Highness for liking boxes

His Highness shouldn't use Crystal's abusive relationship against her

I know you don't really mean it, you're just 2 strong personalities at conflict. ok?

[reallycoolcatking]

... okay...

i... ap- apolo- apologise *gags* for using a your abusive relationship against you

my therapist told me to try not lose my temper which means she gets to ruffle my hair because i did :/

and Monty, you absolute angel, thank you for the respect

[crystal-isalive]

….wow. He actually knows how to apologise? I’m impressed.

[reallycoolcatking]

shut the fuck up you got your apology and now you have to apologise

[biconcharlesrowland]

*slowly draws my cricket bat*

you were saying?

[crystal-isalive]

charles…hey.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Hey :)

[crystal-isalive]

I…..*(crystal slowly hugs charles, burying her head in his coat*

[biconcharlesrowland]

*hugs you back*

you alright, love?

[crouble]

[lord-of-crabs]

@reallycoolcatking @montyisntacrow

...thoughts?

[reallycoolcatking]

monty and me should have tea together sometime :3

[montyisntacrow]

Kinda sounds like an invitation...?

[reallycoolcatking]

it very much is

join me in my warehouse (if you wanna)

[montyisntacrow]

warehouse tea by the moonlight, lovely <3

[reallycoolcatking]

ill bring you shiny things as gifts :3 <3

[montyisntacrow]

ohhhhh shiniesss <3

i can bring you a... box to sit in? or is that too undignified? a very decorative box?

[reallycoolcatking]

box is good :3

i like boxes <3

[crystal-isalive]

…pathetic.

[reallycoolcatking]

YOU WERE POSSESSED FOR LIKE, FOREVER, SO YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING YOU SINGLE LITTLE RAT

[crystal-isalive]

ok attacking my past.

not cool, cat pussy.

@biconcharlesrowland

[reallycoolcatking]

well you were attacking my love for boxes

not cool, you single little rat

DONT BRING HIM INTK THIS HES SO MENA TO MW

[crystal-isalive]

There’s a difference between an abusive demon and a box, idiot.

not cool, kitten whiskers.

[reallycoolcatking]

you were possessed by a demon, im possessed by my love of boxes

not cool, you person.

[montyisntacrow]

peace, guys, peace

Crystal shouldn't insult His Highness for liking boxes

His Highness shouldn't use Crystal's abusive relationship against her

I know you don't really mean it, you're just 2 strong personalities at conflict. ok?

[reallycoolcatking]

... okay...

i... ap- apolo- apologise *gags* for using a your abusive relationship against you

my therapist told me to try not lose my temper which means she gets to ruffle my hair because i did :/

and Monty, you absolute angel, thank you for the respect

[crystal-isalive]

….wow. He actually knows how to apologise? I’m impressed.

[reallycoolcatking]

shut the fuck up you got your apology and now you have to apologise

[biconcharlesrowland]

*slowly draws my cricket bat*

you were saying?

[crystal-isalive]

charles…hey.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Hey :)

[crouble]

[lord-of-crabs]

@reallycoolcatking @montyisntacrow

...thoughts?

[reallycoolcatking]

monty and me should have tea together sometime :3

[montyisntacrow]

Kinda sounds like an invitation...?

[reallycoolcatking]

it very much is

join me in my warehouse (if you wanna)

[montyisntacrow]

warehouse tea by the moonlight, lovely <3

[reallycoolcatking]

ill bring you shiny things as gifts :3 <3

[montyisntacrow]

ohhhhh shiniesss <3

i can bring you a... box to sit in? or is that too undignified? a very decorative box?

[reallycoolcatking]

box is good :3

i like boxes <3

[crystal-isalive]

…pathetic.

[reallycoolcatking]

YOU WERE POSSESSED FOR LIKE, FOREVER, SO YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING YOU SINGLE LITTLE RAT

[crystal-isalive]

ok attacking my past.

not cool, cat pussy.

@biconcharlesrowland

[reallycoolcatking]

well you were attacking my love for boxes

not cool, you single little rat

DONT BRING HIM INTK THIS HES SO MENA TO MW

[crystal-isalive]

There’s a difference between an abusive demon and a box, idiot.

not cool, kitten whiskers.

[reallycoolcatking]

you were possessed by a demon, im possessed by my love of boxes

not cool, you person.

[montyisntacrow]

peace, guys, peace

Crystal shouldn't insult His Highness for liking boxes

His Highness shouldn't use Crystal's abusive relationship against her

I know you don't really mean it, you're just 2 strong personalities at conflict. ok?

[reallycoolcatking]

... okay...

i... ap- apolo- apologise *gags* for using a your abusive relationship against you

my therapist told me to try not lose my temper which means she gets to ruffle my hair because i did :/

and Monty, you absolute angel, thank you for the respect

[crystal-isalive]

….wow. He actually knows how to apologise? I’m impressed.

[reallycoolcatking]

shut the fuck up you got your apology and now you have to apologise

[biconcharlesrowland]

*slowly draws my cricket bat*

you were saying?

[reallycoolcatking]

i mean what???

i apologised, upheld my end, and shes still being a little bitch about it :<

[biconcharlesrowland]

oi, you brought up an obviously abusive relationship while she just rightly pointed out your love for... *checks notes* boxes ???

i think you need to apologise for existing is what

[crouble]

[lord-of-crabs]

@reallycoolcatking @montyisntacrow

...thoughts?

[reallycoolcatking]

monty and me should have tea together sometime :3

[montyisntacrow]

Kinda sounds like an invitation...?

[reallycoolcatking]

it very much is

join me in my warehouse (if you wanna)

[montyisntacrow]

warehouse tea by the moonlight, lovely <3

[reallycoolcatking]

ill bring you shiny things as gifts :3 <3

[montyisntacrow]

ohhhhh shiniesss <3

i can bring you a... box to sit in? or is that too undignified? a very decorative box?

[reallycoolcatking]

box is good :3

i like boxes <3

[crystal-isalive]

…pathetic.

[reallycoolcatking]

YOU WERE POSSESSED FOR LIKE, FOREVER, SO YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING YOU SINGLE LITTLE RAT

[crystal-isalive]

ok attacking my past.

not cool, cat pussy.

@biconcharlesrowland

[reallycoolcatking]

well you were attacking my love for boxes

not cool, you single little rat

DONT BRING HIM INTK THIS HES SO MENA TO MW

[crystal-isalive]

There’s a difference between an abusive demon and a box, idiot.

not cool, kitten whiskers.

[reallycoolcatking]

you were possessed by a demon, im possessed by my love of boxes

not cool, you person.

[montyisntacrow]

peace, guys, peace

Crystal shouldn't insult His Highness for liking boxes

His Highness shouldn't use Crystal's abusive relationship against her

I know you don't really mean it, you're just 2 strong personalities at conflict. ok?

[reallycoolcatking]

... okay...

i... ap- apolo- apologise *gags* for using a your abusive relationship against you

my therapist told me to try not lose my temper which means she gets to ruffle my hair because i did :/

and Monty, you absolute angel, thank you for the respect

[crystal-isalive]

….wow. He actually knows how to apologise? I’m impressed.

[reallycoolcatking]

shut the fuck up you got your apology and now you have to apologise

[biconcharlesrowland]

*slowly draws my cricket bat*

you were saying?

[alexxuun]

Dead boys in their comic clothes!

[reallycoolcatking]

@edwinpayne-deadboy @biconcharlesrowland are those clothes comfy?

[biconcharlesrowland]

They definitely are @edwinpayne-deadboy these quite suit you

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

For when I was around 12 years old, Charles. I'm 16.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Do you want me to say they don't suit you? Well, for the record, I think you'd look even better without them ~

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

What would you wish for me to wear, then? I do much prefer the suit.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Ooh? Do I get to choose what you wear, now~?

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

W-Well, I wouldn't say full control, just some pointers for cases or other activities. I suppose I cannot always wear a suit for everything.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Oh I agree. Suits are so difficult if you want to take them off quickly.

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

O-Oh. Well, I see no need to, well, take off my suit "quickly", as you put it, Charles. Th-There is simply no need, of course.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Who said you'd be the one taking it off?

[alexxuun]

Dead boys in their comic clothes!

[reallycoolcatking]

@edwinpayne-deadboy @biconcharlesrowland are those clothes comfy?

[biconcharlesrowland]

They definitely are @edwinpayne-deadboy these quite suit you

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

For when I was around 12 years old, Charles. I'm 16.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Do you want me to say they don't suit you? Well, for the record, I think you'd look even better without them ~

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

What would you wish for me to wear, then? I do much prefer the suit.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Ooh? Do I get to choose what you wear, now~?

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

W-Well, I wouldn't say full control, just some pointers for cases or other activities. I suppose I cannot always wear a suit for everything.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Oh I agree. Suits are so difficult if you want to take them off quickly.

[alexxuun]

Dead boys in their comic clothes!

[reallycoolcatking]

@edwinpayne-deadboy @biconcharlesrowland are those clothes comfy?

[biconcharlesrowland]

They definitely are @edwinpayne-deadboy these quite suit you

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

For when I was around 12 years old, Charles. I'm 16.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Do you want me to say they don't suit you? Well, for the record, I think you'd look even better without them ~

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

What would you wish for me to wear, then? I do much prefer the suit.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Ooh? Do I get to choose what you wear, now~?

[alexxuun]

Dead boys in their comic clothes!

[reallycoolcatking]

@edwinpayne-deadboy @biconcharlesrowland are those clothes comfy?

[biconcharlesrowland]

They definitely are @edwinpayne-deadboy these quite suit you

[edwinpayne-deadboy]

For when I was around 12 years old, Charles. I'm 16.

[biconcharlesrowland]

Do you want me to say they don't suit you? Well, for the record, I think you'd look even better without them ~