Sobek

Persephone told me to get one of these. (Character Blog)

[sonadowfan66]

my birthday

[big-toothy-grin]

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

[sonadowfan66]

the last time you tagged me in something it was threatening to eat me but uhh thanks?

[big-toothy-grin]

I may still eat you. But it is your birthday and I have better plans for you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m eating koi first.

[big-toothy-grin]

Hello Silas. I know a lot about you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

what. what do you mean

[big-toothy-grin]

I am going to have fun with you two.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m going to kill you and eat your remains

[big-toothy-grin]

You could not do as much as scratch me if you tried <3 Your pathetic fangs could be ripped from your mouth and I wouldn't know the difference. But that's okay, I wouldn't want it any other way.

[corpses-and-vampires]

yeah right. you can’t do shit to me. i dare you to try.

[big-toothy-grin]

Sit.

[corpses-and-vampires]

…fuck you. let me go

[big-toothy-grin]

Maybe I will... if you Bark for me.

[sonadowfan66]

why did you two get freaky on my birthday post. come on dude what the hell.

[big-toothy-grin]

I apologize, Koi. It will not happen again. Please note that I have yet to eat you, so that is progress towards friendship.

[sonadowfan66]

my birthday

[big-toothy-grin]

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

[sonadowfan66]

the last time you tagged me in something it was threatening to eat me but uhh thanks?

[big-toothy-grin]

I may still eat you. But it is your birthday and I have better plans for you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m eating koi first.

[big-toothy-grin]

Hello Silas. I know a lot about you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

what. what do you mean

[big-toothy-grin]

I am going to have fun with you two.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m going to kill you and eat your remains

[big-toothy-grin]

You could not do as much as scratch me if you tried <3 Your pathetic fangs could be ripped from your mouth and I wouldn't know the difference. But that's okay, I wouldn't want it any other way.

[corpses-and-vampires]

yeah right. you can’t do shit to me. i dare you to try.

[big-toothy-grin]

Sit.

[corpses-and-vampires]

…fuck you. let me go

[big-toothy-grin]

Maybe I will... if you Bark for me.

[sonadowfan66]

my birthday

[big-toothy-grin]

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

[sonadowfan66]

the last time you tagged me in something it was threatening to eat me but uhh thanks?

[big-toothy-grin]

I may still eat you. But it is your birthday and I have better plans for you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m eating koi first.

[big-toothy-grin]

Hello Silas. I know a lot about you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

what. what do you mean

[big-toothy-grin]

I am going to have fun with you two.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m going to kill you and eat your remains

[big-toothy-grin]

You could not do as much as scratch me if you tried <3 Your pathetic fangs could be ripped from your mouth and I wouldn't know the difference. But that's okay, I wouldn't want it any other way.

[corpses-and-vampires]

yeah right. you can’t do shit to me. i dare you to try.

[big-toothy-grin]

Sit.

[sonadowfan66]

my birthday

[big-toothy-grin]

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

[sonadowfan66]

the last time you tagged me in something it was threatening to eat me but uhh thanks?

[big-toothy-grin]

I may still eat you. But it is your birthday and I have better plans for you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m eating koi first.

[big-toothy-grin]

Hello Silas. I know a lot about you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

what. what do you mean

[big-toothy-grin]

I am going to have fun with you two.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m going to kill you and eat your remains

[big-toothy-grin]

You could not do as much as scratch me if you tried <3 Your pathetic fangs could be ripped from your mouth and I wouldn't know the difference. But that's okay, I wouldn't want it any other way.

[sonadowfan66]

my birthday

[big-toothy-grin]

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

[sonadowfan66]

the last time you tagged me in something it was threatening to eat me but uhh thanks?

[big-toothy-grin]

I may still eat you. But it is your birthday and I have better plans for you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m eating koi first.

[big-toothy-grin]

Hello Silas. I know a lot about you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

what. what do you mean

[big-toothy-grin]

I am going to have fun with you two.

[sonadowfan66]

my birthday

[big-toothy-grin]

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

[sonadowfan66]

the last time you tagged me in something it was threatening to eat me but uhh thanks?

[big-toothy-grin]

I may still eat you. But it is your birthday and I have better plans for you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m eating koi first.

[big-toothy-grin]

Hello Silas. I know a lot about you.

[sonadowfan66]

my birthday

[big-toothy-grin]

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

[sonadowfan66]

the last time you tagged me in something it was threatening to eat me but uhh thanks?

[big-toothy-grin]

I may still eat you. But it is your birthday and I have better plans for you.

[big-toothy-grin]

hi sobek

Hello friend. Nice to hear from people again.

[sonadowfan66]

my birthday

[big-toothy-grin]

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

[big-toothy-grin]

hiii pls don’t eat me

- Fish

Don't be a fish if you don't want to get eaten.

[big-toothy-grin]

fish

Fish.

[heather-rodriguez]

how did you guys ALL get lost that's a lot of people to get lost together

None of us have found the twenty foot tall creature who is really good at reading maps yet.

[dead-aspen-tree]

i mean i found a 20 foot tall creature but i dunno if shes good at reading maps. i didnt rlly get a chance to ask since she was trying to gut me like the whole time

[heather-rodriguez]

Well, that's your fault for not saying anything. Obviously the twenty foot tall creature can't read your mind. Unlike the seven foot tall creature I met. Anyways, instead of thinking about "being gutted", maybe think about asking for a working GPS next time. We'll never get out of here if everyone keeps getting distracted.

[dead-aspen-tree]

oh. ok well i asked if i could go home and she got rlly upset and i dont think shes gonna help anyone find a way out since she spent the whole timw literally trying to stop me from leaving. not my fault

[heather-rodriguez]

Okay, fine, we don’t have to leave. Come help me kill an albino crocodile.

[dead-aspen-tree]

what no?? i still want to leave and i dont wanna kill anyone

[heather-rodriguez]

What if I throw a stick in the crocodile’s general direction and tell you to fetch?

[big-toothy-grin]

You should do that.

[dead-aspen-tree]

i think i would die :(

[big-toothy-grin]

I like dogs.

[dead-aspen-tree]

what would you do then??

[big-toothy-grin]

Pet you probably. Or put you on my back and carry you around for company.

[dead-aspen-tree]

…oh. that doesnt seem too bad. as long as u promise not to hurt me

[big-toothy-grin]

I do not hurt dogs. I like dogs.

[heather-rodriguez]

Yes, and once you're distracted by the cute dog, I'll be able to kill you!

[big-toothy-grin]

I can not die, Miss Rodriguez.

[heather-rodriguez]

Either way, I've always wanted a crocodile-skin bag.

[big-toothy-grin]

You can certainly try.

[heather-rodriguez]

how did you guys ALL get lost that's a lot of people to get lost together

None of us have found the twenty foot tall creature who is really good at reading maps yet.

[dead-aspen-tree]

i mean i found a 20 foot tall creature but i dunno if shes good at reading maps. i didnt rlly get a chance to ask since she was trying to gut me like the whole time

[heather-rodriguez]

Well, that's your fault for not saying anything. Obviously the twenty foot tall creature can't read your mind. Unlike the seven foot tall creature I met. Anyways, instead of thinking about "being gutted", maybe think about asking for a working GPS next time. We'll never get out of here if everyone keeps getting distracted.

[dead-aspen-tree]

oh. ok well i asked if i could go home and she got rlly upset and i dont think shes gonna help anyone find a way out since she spent the whole timw literally trying to stop me from leaving. not my fault

[heather-rodriguez]

Okay, fine, we don’t have to leave. Come help me kill an albino crocodile.

[dead-aspen-tree]

what no?? i still want to leave and i dont wanna kill anyone

[heather-rodriguez]

What if I throw a stick in the crocodile’s general direction and tell you to fetch?

[big-toothy-grin]

You should do that.

[dead-aspen-tree]

i think i would die :(

[big-toothy-grin]

I like dogs.

[dead-aspen-tree]

what would you do then??

[big-toothy-grin]

Pet you probably. Or put you on my back and carry you around for company.

[dead-aspen-tree]

…oh. that doesnt seem too bad. as long as u promise not to hurt me

[big-toothy-grin]

I do not hurt dogs. I like dogs.

[heather-rodriguez]

Yes, and once you're distracted by the cute dog, I'll be able to kill you!

[big-toothy-grin]

I can not die, Miss Rodriguez.

[heather-rodriguez]

how did you guys ALL get lost that's a lot of people to get lost together

None of us have found the twenty foot tall creature who is really good at reading maps yet.

[dead-aspen-tree]

i mean i found a 20 foot tall creature but i dunno if shes good at reading maps. i didnt rlly get a chance to ask since she was trying to gut me like the whole time

[heather-rodriguez]

Well, that's your fault for not saying anything. Obviously the twenty foot tall creature can't read your mind. Unlike the seven foot tall creature I met. Anyways, instead of thinking about "being gutted", maybe think about asking for a working GPS next time. We'll never get out of here if everyone keeps getting distracted.

[dead-aspen-tree]

oh. ok well i asked if i could go home and she got rlly upset and i dont think shes gonna help anyone find a way out since she spent the whole timw literally trying to stop me from leaving. not my fault

[heather-rodriguez]

Okay, fine, we don’t have to leave. Come help me kill an albino crocodile.

[dead-aspen-tree]

what no?? i still want to leave and i dont wanna kill anyone

[heather-rodriguez]

What if I throw a stick in the crocodile’s general direction and tell you to fetch?

[big-toothy-grin]

You should do that.

[dead-aspen-tree]

i think i would die :(

[big-toothy-grin]

I like dogs.

[dead-aspen-tree]

what would you do then??

[big-toothy-grin]

Pet you probably. Or put you on my back and carry you around for company.

[dead-aspen-tree]

…oh. that doesnt seem too bad. as long as u promise not to hurt me

[big-toothy-grin]

I do not hurt dogs. I like dogs.

[heather-rodriguez]

how did you guys ALL get lost that's a lot of people to get lost together

None of us have found the twenty foot tall creature who is really good at reading maps yet.

[dead-aspen-tree]

i mean i found a 20 foot tall creature but i dunno if shes good at reading maps. i didnt rlly get a chance to ask since she was trying to gut me like the whole time

[heather-rodriguez]

Well, that's your fault for not saying anything. Obviously the twenty foot tall creature can't read your mind. Unlike the seven foot tall creature I met. Anyways, instead of thinking about "being gutted", maybe think about asking for a working GPS next time. We'll never get out of here if everyone keeps getting distracted.

[dead-aspen-tree]

oh. ok well i asked if i could go home and she got rlly upset and i dont think shes gonna help anyone find a way out since she spent the whole timw literally trying to stop me from leaving. not my fault

[heather-rodriguez]

Okay, fine, we don’t have to leave. Come help me kill an albino crocodile.

[dead-aspen-tree]

what no?? i still want to leave and i dont wanna kill anyone

[heather-rodriguez]

What if I throw a stick in the crocodile’s general direction and tell you to fetch?

[big-toothy-grin]

You should do that.

[dead-aspen-tree]

i think i would die :(

[big-toothy-grin]

I like dogs.

[dead-aspen-tree]

what would you do then??

[big-toothy-grin]

Pet you probably. Or put you on my back and carry you around for company.

[heather-rodriguez]

how did you guys ALL get lost that's a lot of people to get lost together

None of us have found the twenty foot tall creature who is really good at reading maps yet.

[dead-aspen-tree]

i mean i found a 20 foot tall creature but i dunno if shes good at reading maps. i didnt rlly get a chance to ask since she was trying to gut me like the whole time

[heather-rodriguez]

Well, that's your fault for not saying anything. Obviously the twenty foot tall creature can't read your mind. Unlike the seven foot tall creature I met. Anyways, instead of thinking about "being gutted", maybe think about asking for a working GPS next time. We'll never get out of here if everyone keeps getting distracted.

[dead-aspen-tree]

oh. ok well i asked if i could go home and she got rlly upset and i dont think shes gonna help anyone find a way out since she spent the whole timw literally trying to stop me from leaving. not my fault

[heather-rodriguez]

Okay, fine, we don’t have to leave. Come help me kill an albino crocodile.

[dead-aspen-tree]

what no?? i still want to leave and i dont wanna kill anyone

[heather-rodriguez]

What if I throw a stick in the crocodile’s general direction and tell you to fetch?

[big-toothy-grin]

You should do that.

[dead-aspen-tree]

i think i would die :(

[big-toothy-grin]

I like dogs.

[heather-rodriguez]

how did you guys ALL get lost that's a lot of people to get lost together

None of us have found the twenty foot tall creature who is really good at reading maps yet.

[dead-aspen-tree]

i mean i found a 20 foot tall creature but i dunno if shes good at reading maps. i didnt rlly get a chance to ask since she was trying to gut me like the whole time

[heather-rodriguez]

Well, that's your fault for not saying anything. Obviously the twenty foot tall creature can't read your mind. Unlike the seven foot tall creature I met. Anyways, instead of thinking about "being gutted", maybe think about asking for a working GPS next time. We'll never get out of here if everyone keeps getting distracted.

[dead-aspen-tree]

oh. ok well i asked if i could go home and she got rlly upset and i dont think shes gonna help anyone find a way out since she spent the whole timw literally trying to stop me from leaving. not my fault

[heather-rodriguez]

Okay, fine, we don’t have to leave. Come help me kill an albino crocodile.

[dead-aspen-tree]

what no?? i still want to leave and i dont wanna kill anyone

[heather-rodriguez]

What if I throw a stick in the crocodile’s general direction and tell you to fetch?

[big-toothy-grin]

You should do that.