🩸Silas🩸

vampire mortician. corpse eater. he/it. (character blog! main: @whumpy-wyrms)

[sonadowfan66]

little known secret about me i am actually inherently evil and irredeemable

[corpses-and-vampires]

so am i lets kiss

[corpses-and-vampires]

meow

what do you want

[dr-venstal]

there is a gay little mosquito sucking your blood wvery night

I don’t think that’s true?

[corpses-and-vampires]

who told you this.

[dr-venstal]

i’m sending you and silas to the backrooms

That would be a poor waste of my skills.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i agree but i don’t want to be alone in there or i’ll have nothing to eat.

[corpses-and-vampires]

why does everyonw want me

[corpses-and-vampires]

i hate this fucking crocodile

[sonadowfan66]

my birthday

[big-toothy-grin]

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

[sonadowfan66]

the last time you tagged me in something it was threatening to eat me but uhh thanks?

[big-toothy-grin]

I may still eat you. But it is your birthday and I have better plans for you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m eating koi first.

[big-toothy-grin]

Hello Silas. I know a lot about you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

what. what do you mean

[big-toothy-grin]

I am going to have fun with you two.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m going to kill you and eat your remains

[big-toothy-grin]

You could not do as much as scratch me if you tried <3 Your pathetic fangs could be ripped from your mouth and I wouldn't know the difference. But that's okay, I wouldn't want it any other way.

[corpses-and-vampires]

yeah right. you can’t do shit to me. i dare you to try.

[big-toothy-grin]

Sit.

[corpses-and-vampires]

…fuck you. let me go

[sonadowfan66]

my birthday

[big-toothy-grin]

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

[sonadowfan66]

the last time you tagged me in something it was threatening to eat me but uhh thanks?

[big-toothy-grin]

I may still eat you. But it is your birthday and I have better plans for you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m eating koi first.

[big-toothy-grin]

Hello Silas. I know a lot about you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

what. what do you mean

[big-toothy-grin]

I am going to have fun with you two.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m going to kill you and eat your remains

[big-toothy-grin]

You could not do as much as scratch me if you tried <3 Your pathetic fangs could be ripped from your mouth and I wouldn't know the difference. But that's okay, I wouldn't want it any other way.

[corpses-and-vampires]

yeah right. you can’t do shit to me. i dare you to try.

[sonadowfan66]

my birthday

[big-toothy-grin]

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

[sonadowfan66]

the last time you tagged me in something it was threatening to eat me but uhh thanks?

[big-toothy-grin]

I may still eat you. But it is your birthday and I have better plans for you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m eating koi first.

[big-toothy-grin]

Hello Silas. I know a lot about you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

what. what do you mean

[big-toothy-grin]

I am going to have fun with you two.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m going to kill you and eat your remains

[sonadowfan66]

my birthday

[big-toothy-grin]

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

[sonadowfan66]

the last time you tagged me in something it was threatening to eat me but uhh thanks?

[big-toothy-grin]

I may still eat you. But it is your birthday and I have better plans for you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m eating koi first.

[big-toothy-grin]

Hello Silas. I know a lot about you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

what. what do you mean

[sonadowfan66]

my birthday

[big-toothy-grin]

Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you enjoy the day.

[sonadowfan66]

the last time you tagged me in something it was threatening to eat me but uhh thanks?

[big-toothy-grin]

I may still eat you. But it is your birthday and I have better plans for you.

[corpses-and-vampires]

i’m eating koi first.

[corpses-and-vampires]

would you abort you?

no? the fuck?

[dr-venstal]

if you could go back in time and make sure silas got aborted, would you do it dr v

No?

[corpses-and-vampires]

finally someone agrees.

[corpses-and-vampires]

mreow:3

i dont have food for you stop following me

[corpses-and-vampires]

giving u a packet of blood flavor haribo bears

gross

[corpses-and-vampires]

when did you first realize you enjoyed violence and murder

if you wanna know so bad then follow me deep into the woods where nobody can hear your screams. then i’ll tell ya

[corpses-and-vampires]

where the fuck did i put my knife