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its funny cos like im constantly worrying about being able to afford to move out and live on my own and build a life and have a career and be successful but like this would all be solved by listening to my depressed fucking brain and ending myself i mean come tf on, why should i suffer and struggle when it can all go away honestly fuck my guilt-ridden ass for not sorting this all out sooner i stg

endofeva1997

netflix named……… light yagami…….. light turner……. what will ryuk be…….. my shinigami friend who likes apples…………….ryan

photophorez-blog

‘howdy y'all I’m roy the shinigami’

beasthenshin

Hi, i’m Light Turner, and this is my Fairy Death God Parent

bigbadlupe

NO

angelicguy

*clown honk followed by gunshot*

bigbadlupe

*gunshot followed by clown honk*

eleemosynecdoche

credit to @casmic-b, i believe

horrificfursuits

I just don’t know how to react

bigbadlupe

the guy who commissioned the head was really unhappy with how it turned out- and i believe had no luck in getting money back

he made the legs himself- his first pair ever- so he had something to sell with the head i believe

just fyi!

#i break my silence to add

teambisexual

reblog this and put the age you realised you were not straight in the tags

#I break my slumber to add #about 12?#my first experience w a girl was at like 10?#but back then it was as practise for boys LOL #definitely by 12-13 I thought I was bi #dated boys and girls for a while #realised I'm probably 95% lesbian by 18 #ahaaa

ukulelekatie

as a lesbian who loves food, this is the easiest would you rather quiz I have ever seen

#me #except I would 100% sit on Idris Elba's lap #and tell him what I want for Christmas

retrogamingblog

An uncut sheet of Holographic Pokemon Cards

#I have SUCH a boner right now

just-shower-thoughts

Cannibalism would fix hunger problems and overpopulation at the same time

#this is my aesthetic

happyds

gems in some kind of dress, just because

#JEEZUMS SPICY MAMA JUST STAMP ON MEEEE #fuck me up

unpretty

I tend to not be very descriptive of hot dudes but it’s not because I want the reader to be able to project their fantasies or w/e, it’s because I am really bad at describing the kind of dude I find attractive. I mean, I can try, but none of it turns out as the sort of thing that makes you go ‘hm yes that sounds like a hunk’. Like:

“He had a figure like stretched taffy.”

“His was the sort of face that you’d forget was strange, until you looked away from him for too long and had to reacclimate.”

“His hands attached to his wrists like an afterthought.”

“You could grate cheese on his collarbones.”

“His spine curved as he stood, as if no one had told him he didn’t have tits to stick out.”

“His fingers looked like he might have snuck some extra joints in there, somehow.”

“If you looked too closely at his shoes you would realize that, based solely on length, he was clearly part clown on his father’s side.”

“He was tall in the way of large dogs that forget they can’t fit in your lap anymore.”

“He loomed, but apologetically.”

“It wasn’t just that he had a nice bone structure – a phrase used almost exclusively to refer to skulls. It was that he had nice bones. If it were socially acceptable to compliment a man on his skeleton, he’d have received them daily.”

“Everyone said that his metabolism would one day catch up with him, even as it became increasingly clear that the day would never come. They said it, anyway, to make themselves feel better.”

“His nose looked like something an octopus would draw if you could describe a nose to it, and if pencils worked underwater.”

“Something had gone terribly wrong with his eyebrows. Were they the wrong shape? Was there too much? Too little? Scientists still don’t know for sure, but they advise against looking directly at them for your own safety.”

unpretty

i posted this three years ago and all that’s changed is that my grammar is worse

bigbadlupe

Is this written about Papyrus

#undertale